Official Random Crap Thread
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- Tim Matthews
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he has more money than you.
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- Tim Matthews
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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- Ali Weasley
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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Everyone should watch the show Merlin on NBC.
It rocks.
It rocks.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
Twice.
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He is...
the most interesting man in the world
And you guys are making me smile at the end of a craptacular day
the most interesting man in the world
And you guys are making me smile at the end of a craptacular day
I'm just here for the fun of it
- Tim Matthews
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it takes Chuck Norris to kill you.
47 times.
47 times.
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When you are chuck norris anything + anything equals 1. One roundhouse kick to the FACE!
- Jolene Danner
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Chuck Norris eats a balanced breakfast every morning. 10 boxes of nails and a bucket of blood.
- Ara Davies
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*checks calendar* Hmmm I'm pretty sure this is 2009 and not 2005. Fine a new meme, people, or keep up with the times. YES I AM A BETTER INTERNET PERSON THAN YOU
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I think that Chuck Norris jokes never get old. I'm pretty sure chuck norris destroys all calenders,
- Tim Matthews
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Seriously Ara, Chuck Norris decides what year it is. Calendars are a myth.
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- Tim Matthews
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And we are forming a topic here. More randomness please.
My dog is tired.
My dog is tired.
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"Also, my rug was stolen.
The rug was in the car?
No. It was here.
Oh, separate incidents.
'Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.'
Well. I guess we can close the file on that one."
The rug was in the car?
No. It was here.
Oh, separate incidents.
'Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.'
Well. I guess we can close the file on that one."
- Meagan D'Amoure
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I live about 25 miles down the road from Chuck Norris.
I am cool, I know.
I am cool, I know.
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