The Jokes On Me | SIMHorseRacing

Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-55 Week-15 Day-3 Freebird Raceway (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. "Loner Phase Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:48.32 *,m Jockey: John Moody Hunt for Better 3/4 No More Batches 1/2 Pasture Saved nck Evenly (10)	7	$0
Year-55 Week-13 Day-3 South Pacific Miracle Mile (AUS) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.72 *,m Jockey: John Moody Come Out to Play ns The Jokes On Me nck Yaz Zoo 3 Strong early (6)	2	$3,300
Year-55 Week-11 Day-3 South Pacific Miracle Mile (AUS) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.56 *,m Jockey: John Moody Mary Ann Cotton 2 The Jokes On Me nck Escapist 1/2 Willingly (5)	2	$3,300
Year-55 Week-9 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.68 *,m Jockey: John Moody Meet the New Boss 1 1/2 Late Summer Smoke 1/2 The Jokes On Me nck Evenly (7)	3	$1,100
Year-55 Week-7 Day-3 The Meadowfields (NJ) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. "Middleton Mile." 4 year olds. Fillies. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:48.24 *,m Jockey: Aaron Bennett Always B Fast 3/4 Pasture Saved 1 1/2 Wicky of My Heart nck Off stride (8)	6	$0
Year-55 Week-5 Day-3 The Meadowfields (NJ) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. "Spring Time Distaff." 4 year olds. Fillies. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:48.85 *,m Jockey: Aaron Rivers Onward Serenade hd Mrs Tiggy Winkle nck Alive and Rolling hd Consistently (7)	7	$0
Year-55 Week-3 Day-3 South Pacific Miracle Mile (AUS) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. "Outerdominion Final." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $500,000 - Grade 1 Entry Fee $5,000 (100 points) Finish Time 1:48.27 *,m Jockey: Aaron Rivers Bolist 3/4 Amble Williams 1/2 Always Lol ns Two wide (10)	8	$0
Year-55 Week-1 Day-3 South Pacific Miracle Mile (AUS) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. "Australian Pacing Vase." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $350,000 - Grade 1 Entry Fee $3,500 (100 points) Finish Time 1:48.57 m Jockey: Aaron Rivers Always Lol nck Knuckle Down 1 The Jokes On Me nck Fought for position (9)	3	$38,500
Year-54 Week-15 Day-6 Albury Mile (AUS) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:48.81 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider The Jokes On Me 1 1/2 Cherry Pits 1 Your Biography 1 1/2 Steadily (4)	1	$7,500
Year-54 Week-13 Day-3 Freebird Raceway (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Allowance. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.80 m Jockey: David Dubois Meet the New Boss nck Voie Lactee ns The Jokes On Me hd Struggled turns (6)	3	$1,320
Year-54 Week-11 Day-3 Freebird Raceway (MD) Condition: Good. Race 11 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. "Freebird Stakes." 3 year olds. Fillies. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:48.20 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider Bye Girl Bye 2 1/4 Onward Petunia 1/2 Rucksack Impetus ns Willingly (8)	4	$3,500
Year-54 Week-8 Day-6 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.77 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider The Jokes On Me 3/4 Onward Petunia nck But Lost the Note 1 Steadily (4)	1	$7,500
Year-54 Week-6 Day-3 Chariot Expo (CAN) Condition: Good. Race 11 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.77 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider The Jokes On Me 3/4 Miss Five Star ns Flying Lava Bomb 1 Driving (7)	1	$7,500
Year-54 Week-3 Day-6 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:49.07 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider The Jokes On Me 5 Amble Weefi -- Match Race (2)	1	$6,000
Year-54 Week-1 Day-6 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:49.09 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider The Jokes On Me 2 1/2 Amble Wanessa -- Match Race (2)	1	$6,000
Year-53 Week-15 Day-6 Harness Expo (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.90 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider Always in Motion 1 The Jokes On Me nck Not Lucky Thistime ns Three wide (5)	2	$2,640
Year-53 Week-13 Day-6 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:48.86 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider The Jokes On Me 3/4 I Want Vintage 1 3/4 Oh Kentucky 1/2 Steadily (9)	1	$6,000
Year-53 Week-11 Day-6 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.04 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider Artistic Decor nck Onward Fem nck The Jokes On Me 1/2 Two wide (7)	3	$1,200
Year-53 Week-9 Day-6 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:48.79 m Jockey: Aaron Schneider Miz Speed nck Onward Fem nck Rite On the Spot 1 Three wide (9)	5	$240

SIM Date	Distance	Equipment	Time
Year-53 Week-2 Day-7	1 mile. Dirt.	m	1:49.17
Year-52 Week-16 Day-4	1 mile. Dirt.	m	1:48.99
Year-52 Week-15 Day-4	1 mile. Dirt.	bts,m	1:49.41
Year-52 Week-11 Day-4	1 mile. Dirt.	ne	1:49.34
Year-52 Week-10 Day-4	1 mile. Dirt.	m	1:49.14
Year-52 Week-9 Day-5	1 mile. Dirt.	bts	1:49.30
Year-52 Week-7 Day-7	1 mile. Dirt.	hp	1:49.48
Year-52 Week-6 Day-7	1 mile. Dirt.	tt	1:49.59
Year-52 Week-6 Day-1	1 mile. Dirt.	sr	1:49.53
Year-52 Week-5 Day-2	1 mile. Dirt.	bbr	1:49.74

Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $18,980)

Name	Type	Sire	Earnings	Stats
Abt Jokers Gurl	gr.m.6	Always B a Titan	$0	0: 0-0-0
Cash Is No Joke	dkb.m.12	Cashformiki	$9,840	8: 0-3-1
Cash Is Not Free	b.g.10	Cashformiki	$750	1: 0-0-0
Demons in Me	dkb.m.11	Demons	$5,890	5: 0-1-0
Hatfields Amigo	bl.f.4	Hatfields and Mccoys	$0	0: 0-0-0
Horse 62143325491	dkb.m.9	Yithro Masaya	$0	0: 0-0-0
Horse 63317940419	dkb.m.8	Give It a Shot	$0	0: 0-0-0
Horse 63560177719	gr.g.7	Always B a Titan	$0	0: 0-0-0
Jokes Onya	bl.g.5	Farabee	$2,500	4: 0-0-0

Horse	Flat
Cashformiki	A+
Always a Secret	A
Collusion Delusion	A+
Always B a Titan	A+
Give It a Shot	A+

Y65-Preseason Deceased
Y64-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y64-Preseason Pensioned
Y57-W16-D5 Moved to Darn Tootin Farm via airplane
Y55-W16-D4 Agent: 'The Jokes On Me' looks like a blue hen, what a special mare!
Y55-W16-D4 Retired
Y55-W15-D4 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital via airplane
Y55-W15-D1 Moved to Freebird Raceway via van
Y55-W13-D4 Moved to A Wheely Merry Farm via airplane
Y55-W13-D1 Moved to Miracle Mile via van
Y55-W11-D4 Moved to Granite Creek Down Under via van
Y55-W11-D1 Moved to Miracle Mile via van
Y55-W9-D5 Moved to Granite Creek Down Under via airplane
Y55-W9-D1 Moved to Clay Mile via van
Y55-W7-D4 Moved to Peyto Southeast via airplane
Y55-W7-D1 Moved to The Meadowfields via van
Y55-W5-D4 Moved to Foggy Bottom via van
Y55-W5-D1 Moved to The Meadowfields via van
Y55-W3-D4 Moved to Peyto East via airplane
Y55-W3-D1 Moved to Miracle Mile via van
Y55-W1-D4 Moved to Granite Creek Down Under via van
Y55-W1-D1 Moved to Miracle Mile via van
Y55-Preseason Moved to Granite Creek Down Under
Y54-W15-D7 Moved to All's A Winner Farm CA
Y54-W15-D6 Claimed by John Sloan for $45,000
Y54-W15-D3 Moved to Albury Mile
Y54-W14-D7 Moved to Forever Magic Farms
Y54-W12-D7 Moved to Freebird Raceway
Y54-W11-D3 Moved to Forever Magic Farms
Y54-W10-D7 Moved to Freebird Raceway
Y54-W8-D6 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital
Y54-W8-D3 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y54-W6-D3 Moved to North Ranch
Y54-W5-D7 Moved to Chariot Expo
Y54-W3-D6 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital
Y54-W3-D4 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y54-W1-D6 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital
Y54-W1-D3 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y53-W15-D6 Moved to Magic Raven West Coast
Y53-W15-D3 Moved to Harness Expo
Y53-W13-D6 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital
Y53-W13-D3 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y53-W11-D6 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital
Y53-W11-D3 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y53-W9-D6 Moved to Racing Heroes Pension and Hospital
Y53-W9-D3 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y53-W8-D1 Jogged
Y53-W7-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y53-W6-D6 Whisperer: This horse is pretty apathetic, you know. Rain, shine, it truly does not matter.
Y53-W6-D4 Jogged
Y53-W4-D7 Jogged
Y53-W4-D7 Schooled in the Gate
Y53-W4-D7 Schooled in the Paddock
Y53-W3-D5 Jogged
Y53-W3-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y53-W2-D1 Schooled in the Gate
Y53-W2-D1 Schooled in the Paddock
Y52-W15-D4 Trainer: 'The Jokes On Me' carries her head very high. Have you thought about trying a martingale? That should work. That is the only equipment she needs.
Y52-W14-D4 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W14-D4 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W13-D7 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W13-D7 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W13-D4 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W13-D4 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W12-D7 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W12-D7 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W4-D7 Jogged
Y52-W4-D3 Jogged
Y52-W4-D1 Jogged
Y52-W3-D6 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W3-D6 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W3-D3 Jogged
Y52-W2-D7 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W2-D7 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W2-D3 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W2-D3 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W1-D7 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W1-D7 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-W1-D4 Trained Under Harness
Y52-W1-D4 Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y52-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y52-Preseason Trainer: Oh, my! 'The Jokes On Me' is a freak!
Y51-W16-D4 Renamed Horse 1546526924 to The Jokes On Me
Y51-W16-D4 Bred for $40,000 Fee
Y51-W16-D4 Bred by Arthur Cutler

Y64-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y54-W15-D6 Claimed by John Sloan for $45,000
Y51-W16-D4 Bred by Arthur Cutler

The Jokes On Me (KY) Deceased	dkb.m.16 - 15.2 Marking: Star Standardbred-Pacer	Earnings: $95,600
Breeder: Arthur Cutler	Total Points: 98 Dirt Points: 98	Stats: 19: 6-3-4 BSF: 92
Sire: Joke Face	Dam: Part of a Batch
Grand Sire: Always B Miki	Dam Sire: Cumberbatch	Not for sale
Pedigree Chart	Nominated to: None