Humorless (FL)
Maiden Deceased
ch.g.14 - 16
Marking: Snip
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $8,600
Breeder: Mary Whalen
Total Points: 6
Dirt Points: 6
Stats: 6: 0-2-0
Dirt: 6: 0-2-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 0: 0-0-0
BSF: 71
Sire: Benefit Dam: I Don't Get Jokes  
Grand Sire: Hope Rings True Dam Sire: Distorted Humor Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-57 Week-11 Day-2 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $3,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:14.49 b,nw Jockey: David Yamagata
Seeyousometime 1 1/2 Humorless 1 Boomeranged 2 1/4 Broke well dictated pace moved inside gamely stretch (5)
2 $2,200  
Year-56 Week-1 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.60 b Jockey: Graham Duffy
Breathes Life Into 1 Bad Plan 1 1/4 Stalktowin 1 1/4 Broke well taken behind rivals angled in no response late (12)
10 $0  
Year-55 Week-13 Day-1 Oklahoma Park (OK) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.01 b Jockey: Graham Duffy
Instant Depth 2 1/4 Humorless 2 Jett Lag 3 1/4 Broke well flashed speed advanced on rail willingly stretch (6)
2 $2,200  
Year-55 Week-8 Day-5 Buffalo Park (NY) Condition: Muddy. Race 7 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $20,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.95 b Jockey: Aaron Stewart
Kings Word 1 1/2 Road Games 1 1/4 No Whip Mica 1 Away well rushed up fanned out outfinished (7)
4 $700  
Year-55 Week-5 Day-5 Lexington Race Course (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.77 b Jockey: Aaron Stewart
Not in the Box 1 Bourbon Koda 2 3/4 Love Is a Fairy Tale 2 3/4 Steadied start showed speed saved ground angled out late (8)
4 $1,750  
Year-55 Week-3 Day-5 Lexington Race Course (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.74 b Jockey: Aaron Sykes
The Worst Part 2 1/2 Hopeful King 2 3/4 Blindfire 1 Fell to knees at start steadied fanned out flattened out (7)
4 $1,750  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-57 Week-6 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b,sw
0:35.59
Year-57 Week-5 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b,sr
0:35.55
Year-57 Week-4 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b,nw
0:35.35
Year-57 Week-3 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b,fe
0:35.76
Year-57 Week-2 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b,em
0:35.53
Year-55 Week-2 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b
0:35.67
Year-55 Week-1 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
0:36.23
Y59-Preseason Deceased
Y57-W11-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W11-D2 Moved to Alaska Farm via van
Y57-W11-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W10-D6 Moved to Penny Pincher Park via airplane
Y57-W9-D6 Jogged
Y57-W9-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D7 Jogged
Y57-W1-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D6 Jogged
Y57-W1-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D5 Jogged
Y57-W1-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D4 Jogged
Y57-W1-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D3 Jogged
Y57-W1-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D2 Jogged
Y57-W1-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W1-D1 Jogged
Y57-W1-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: Great gallop! 'Humorless' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-Preseason Trainer: 'Humorless' bears out on the turn, I'd add blinkers to help keep him running straight. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y56-Break Moved to A Bar, Great Farm via van
Y56-Break Sold to Trent Mcevoy for $50
Y56-Preseason Moved to Dashing Downs via van
Y55-W11-D4 Moved to Oklahoma Park via airplane
Y55-W7-D2 Moved to Buffalo Park via airplane
Y55-W5-D2 Gelded
Y55-W2-D6 Moved to Lexington Race Course via van
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y55-Preseason Trainer: 'Humorless's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-Preseason Jogged
Y55-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y54-Break Sold at auction to John Gaither for $3
Y54-W14-D4 Jogged
Y54-W14-D4 Galloped
Y54-W14-D4 Trainer: 'Humorless's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W13-D2 Jogged
Y54-W13-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y54-W13-D1 Schooled in the Paddock
Y54-W13-D1 Schooled in the Gate
Y54-W12-D7 Jogged
Y54-W12-D7 Galloped
Y54-W12-D7 Trainer: 'Humorless's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W8-D1 Jogged
Y54-W8-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y54-W7-D6 Schooled in the Paddock
Y54-W7-D6 Schooled in the Gate
Y54-W7-D4 Swam in Pool
Y54-W7-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y54-W7-D2 Jogged
Y54-W7-D2 Galloped
Y54-W7-D2 Trainer: 'Humorless' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W5-D4 Jogged
Y54-W5-D4 Galloped
Y54-W5-D4 Trainer: 'Humorless' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W4-D5 Jogged
Y54-W4-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y54-W4-D3 Schooled in the Paddock
Y54-W4-D3 Schooled in the Gate
Y54-W4-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y54-W3-D6 Jogged
Y54-W3-D6 Galloped
Y54-W3-D6 Trainer: 'Humorless's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-Preseason Renamed Horse 1559622086 to Humorless
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1559622086's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y53-W1-D1 Bred for $27,000 Fee
Y53-W1-D1 Bred by Mary Whalen
Y56-Break Sold to Trent Mcevoy for $50
Y54-Break Sold at auction to John Gaither for $3
Y53-W1-D1 Bred by Mary Whalen

 

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