Laugh Lines (NY)
Deceased
gr.g.13 - 15.2
Marking: No Marking
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $110,785
Stakes Winner
Breeder: The Steward
Total Points: 100
Dirt Points: 100
Stats: 26: 4-2-6
Dirt: 26: 4-2-6
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 0: 0-0-0
BSF: 87
Sire: Parody Dam: Stylist  
Grand Sire: Delorean Dam Sire: Beats Per Minute Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-58 Week-12 Day-2 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 44 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $10,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.19 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
King of Looks 1 1/4 Why Go to Spain 1 3/4 Can't Scare Air 1 Broke inwards chased pace angled out even finish (8)
6 $0  
Year-58 Week-10 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.30 *,fb,l Jockey: Abbey McGowan
Fierce Away Look 1 1/4 Remember the Maine 1 Pluto Is a Planet 1 Steadied start held behind rivals saved ground tired late (10)
8 $0  
Year-58 Week-7 Day-5 Golden Bridge Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $5,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.14 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
Know Im in a Gang 1 1/2 Tower Rescue Plan 1 1/4 Finnish Flash 1 Bobbled break rushed up wide off turn gave way (11)
4 $840  
Year-58 Week-4 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Good. Race 52 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $65,000. Purse $12,500 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.18 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
Brazil Micah 1 1/4 Salvaged Five 1 1/2 Laugh Lines 1 Broke outwards between foes moved inside willingly stretch (11)
3 $1,375  
Year-58 Week-2 Day-4 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 52 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $5,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.40 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
Laugh Lines 1 Viking Empire 1 1/2 Before Cassette 2 Broke poorly rushed up moved inside ridden out (8)
1 $6,000  
Year-57 Week-16 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 35 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.15 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
He Hears Thunder 1 3/4 Not My Pants 1 1/2 Futuralist 1 Broke well between rivals early wide turn angled out late (9)
4 $1,750  
Year-57 Week-13 Day-5 Miami Race Course (FL) Condition: Muddy. Race 19 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.26 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
Hawkain 1 1/4 Common Parts 1 Fiery Glare 1 Away well rushed up split rivals evenly (6)
6 $0  
Year-57 Week-11 Day-5 Oceanside Racetrack (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Movie Star Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:09.02 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
Writteninthestars 2 Lord Prism 1 Firesquare 1 Broke well under firm hold moved between horses flattened out (8)
8 $0  
Year-57 Week-9 Day-7 Barrier Trial. Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 3 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Entry Fee 500 Game Points Finish Time 0:35.05 *,fb,l Jockey: Howie McCann
Laugh Lines -- Walkover (1)
1 $0  
Year-57 Week-8 Day-1 Saint Louis Raceway (IL) Condition: Sloppy. Race 1 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.10 *,fb,l Jockey: Thomas Clifton
Moonlite Spirit 2 Looking for a Love 1 Laugh Lines 1 1/2 Broke well chased rivals on rail turn gamely stretch (12)
3 $1,320  
Year-57 Week-4 Day-5 Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Aloe Handicap." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:09.02 *,fb,l Jockey: Thomas Clifton
Sweet Madness 1 Set Down in Order 1 1/2 Fading Look 1 Away alertly rail trip early angled in flattened out (7)
7 $0  
Year-57 Week-1 Day-5 Asia Tokyo Racecourse (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Tokyo Sprint Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:22.99 *,fb,l Jockey: Thomas Clifton
Quartz Mountain 1 1/4 Walk With Joy 1 1/2 Jetted Hero 1 Broke well rushed up moved inside tired (8)
8 $0  
Year-56 Week-15 Day-1 Oklahoma Park (OK) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Ghostzapper Stakes." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.18 *,fb,l Jockey: Thomas Clifton
Global Challenge 1 3/4 Plucky Treatment 1 1/2 Breathes Life Into 1 Away alertly tracked between advanced on rail no menace (8)
4 $3,500  
Year-56 Week-12 Day-4 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 22 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.21 *,fb,l Jockey: Thomas Clifton
Know What She Wants 1 Jumpnfromtheclouds 1 Grandslam Sprinter 1 1/4 Broke well taken back saved ground lugged out (10)
8 $0  
Year-56 Week-9 Day-5 Asia Kyoto Racecourse (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Toji Temple Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.05 *,fb,l Jockey: Jason Hickman
Alcohol for Tea 1 Don't Stare Girls 1 Gangsterouser 1 Away well chased pace on rail turn flattened out (11)
8 $0  
Year-56 Week-7 Day-1 Rays of Sun Raceway (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Rays of Sun Derby." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.05 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Omar 1 Saint Julien 1 1/2 Burst of Stars 1 3/4 Broke well between rivals early on rail turn asked but tired (8)
4 $3,500  
Year-56 Week-5 Day-1 Lincoln Park (NE) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Delorean Stakes." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.29 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Buildyouasnowman 1 1/4 Laugh Lines 1 1/2 Tyreek Hill 2 Fell to knees at start chased rivals angled in willingly stretch (5)
2 $11,000  
Year-56 Week-3 Day-1 Hipodromo Venezuela (VEN) Condition: Good. Race 10 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Copa Los Sprinters." 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:03.95 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Dangerous Game's 1 1/2 If Looks Could Talk 2 3/4 Laugh Lines 1 1/4 Broke quickly dictated pace urged along willingly stretch (5)
3 $5,500  
Year-56 Week-1 Day-1 Mexico Racecourse (MEX) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Horse Classic Stakes." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:56.97 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
If Looks Could Talk 2 1/4 Quell the Storm 1 White Jipara 1 Broke inwards mid pack fanned out no rally (7)
4 $3,500  
Year-55 Week-15 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Conquest Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.15 *,fb,l Jockey: Ashley Mayes
Dynamic 1 1/4 Laugh Lines 1 Battle Guard 1 1/2 Broke well hustled early moved between horses gamely stretch (7)
2 $11,000  
Year-55 Week-13 Day-1 Midwest Raceway (MI) Condition: Good. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Little One Stakes." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.47 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Dragonborn At Dawn 1 Gold Ace 1 Cry Over My Looks 1 Broke well between rivals early wide turn belated rally (8)
6 $0  
Year-55 Week-11 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Muddy. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Time Is Now Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.21 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Olympic Parody 2 Sin and the City 1 Laugh Lines 1 1/2 Fell to knees at start showed speed advanced on rail gamely stretch (6)
3 $5,500  
Year-55 Week-9 Day-1 Rays of Sun Raceway (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Rays of Sun Dash." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:57.44 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Tyreek Hill 1 Avante 1 Laugh Lines 1 3/4 Stumbled start between foes angled out bested the others (7)
3 $5,500  
Year-55 Week-7 Day-1 Denver Downs (CO) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Denver Futurity." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:57.25 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Laugh Lines 3 3/4 Crazy Truth 1 1/4 Primo Sprinter 1 3/4 Clean start forced pace saved ground drew off (6)
1 $25,000  
Year-55 Week-5 Day-1 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.26 *,fb,l Jockey: Ashley Mayes
Laugh Lines 2 1/4 Literary Editor 1 Bourbon Call 1 1/4 Broke well battled angled in proved best under urging (5)
1 $7,500  
Year-55 Week-3 Day-1 Hot Springs Park (AR) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 4 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "One In A Million Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:52.77 *,fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Dragonborn At Dawn 1 Bourbon Call 1 Laugh Lines 1 1/4 Bobbled break chased pace altered course turn willingly stretch (4)
3 $5,500  
Year-55 Week-1 Day-1 Aiken Downs (SC) Condition: Good. Race 1 - 4 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:45.27 fb,l Jockey: Trevor Murphy
Laugh Lines 1 3/4 Cristka 1 1/4 Fire Linus 1 3/4 Broke well vied with rival wide turn strongly to wire (8)
1 $12,500  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-57 Week-9 Day-7 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,fb,l
0:35.05
Year-54 Week-14 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb,l
0:34.99
Year-54 Week-12 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb,l
0:35.05
Year-54 Week-11 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb,l
0:35.12
Year-54 Week-8 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb,l
0:35.11
Year-54 Week-7 Day-6 2 furlongs. Dirt.
fb,l
0:21.67
Year-54 Week-6 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
hb,l
0:35.41
Year-54 Week-5 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
l,tt
0:35.18
Y59-Preseason Deceased
Y58-W14-D1 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W12-D2 Moved to Aurora Meadows via 1st class van
Y58-W12-D1 Moved to Penny Pincher Park via 1st class van
Y58-W10-D2 Moved to True Blue Station via 1st class van
Y58-W9-D7 Moved to Last Resort Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W7-D5 Moved to California Connections via 1st class van
Y58-W7-D3 Moved to Golden Bridge Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W4-D2 Moved to Last Resort Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W2-D4 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm via 1st class airplane
Y58-W2-D3 Moved to Penny Pincher Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W16-D5 Moved to FLD Ruby Horse Camp via 1st class van
Y57-W16-D3 Moved to Florence Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W13-D5 Moved to The Sunshine Farm via 1st class van
Y57-W13-D3 Moved to Miami Race Course via 1st class airplane
Y57-W11-D5 Moved to Chiricahua Farm via 1st class airplane
Y57-W11-D4 Moved to Oceanside Racetrack via 1st class van
Y57-W9-D7 Moved to Peyto California via 1st class van
Y57-W9-D5 Moved to Arcadia Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W8-D1 Moved to Gateway Farms via 1st class van
Y57-W8-D1 Claimed by Gigi Gofaster for $15,000
Y57-W7-D7 Moved to Saint Louis Raceway via 1st class airplane
Y57-W4-D5 Moved to Empire Farms - Japan via 1st class airplane
Y57-W4-D4 Moved to Arcadia Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W3-D1 Gelded
Y57-W1-D5 Moved to Empire Farms - Japan via 1st class van
Y57-W1-D4 Moved to Tokyo Racecourse via 1st class van
Y56-W15-D1 Moved to Empire Farms - Japan via 1st class airplane
Y56-W14-D7 Moved to Oklahoma Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W12-D4 Moved to Empire Farms - Japan via 1st class airplane
Y56-W12-D2 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W9-D5 Moved to Empire Farms - Japan via 1st class van
Y56-W9-D3 Moved to Kyoto Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y56-W7-D2 Given to Glenn Escobar
Y56-W7-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y56-W6-D7 Moved to Rays of Sun Raceway via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y56-W4-D7 Moved to Lincoln Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W3-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D7 Moved to Hipodromo Venezuela via 1st class airplane
Y56-W1-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y56-Preseason Moved to Mexico Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y55-W15-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W14-D7 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y55-W13-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W12-D7 Moved to Midwest Raceway via 1st class airplane
Y55-W11-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W10-D7 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs via 1st class airplane
Y55-W9-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W8-D7 Moved to Rays of Sun Raceway via 1st class airplane
Y55-W7-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W6-D7 Moved to Denver Downs via 1st class airplane
Y55-W5-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W4-D7 Moved to Futurity Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W3-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via 1st class airplane
Y55-W2-D7 Moved to Hot Springs Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W1-D1 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables via airplane
Y55-Preseason Moved to Aiken Downs
Y54-W15-D7 Whisperer: It's hard to get a read on this horse. I don't hear anything that indicates He cares about weather condition.
Y54-W15-D7 Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y54-W8-D4 Vet: Laugh Lines has no current issues that I can see. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise! Have you ever noticed that Laugh Lines is sore in the morning? Maybe try some bandages.
Y54-W8-D4 Vet: Laugh Lines's legs look fine for now. This horse looks absolutely fine to me!
Y54-W8-D4 Vet: Laugh Lines seems to be pretty healthy. No problems here, energy wise, this horse is good to go!
Y54-W5-D6 Vet: Laugh Lines seems to be pretty healthy. This horse isn't even tired!
Y54-W5-D6 Vet: Laugh Lines seems to be walking fine. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise!
Y54-W5-D6 Vet: Laugh Lines's legs look fine for now. No problems here, energy wise, this horse is good to go!
Y54-W5-D6 Vet: Laugh Lines doesn't have any leg problems currently. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise!
Y54-W5-D1 Galloped
Y54-W5-D1 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W4-D5 Galloped
Y54-W4-D5 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W3-D7 Galloped
Y54-W3-D7 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W3-D4 Trainer: I talked with Dr. Hacklu after he scoped 'Laugh Lines', unfortunately it looks like you should definitely give a Lasix shot from now on. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y54-W3-D4 Galloped
Y54-W3-D4 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W3-D1 Galloped
Y54-W3-D1 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W2-D5 Galloped
Y54-W2-D5 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W2-D2 Galloped
Y54-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W1-D6 Galloped
Y54-W1-D6 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W1-D3 Galloped
Y54-W1-D3 Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y54-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Laugh Lines' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y53-W12-D6 Moved to Whispering Oaks Stables
Y53-W12-D6 Sold at auction to George Knatz for $2,121,212
Y53-W12-D2 Bred for $7,482 Fee
Y53-W12-D2 Bred by The Steward
Y58-W14-D1 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W8-D1 Claimed by Gigi Gofaster for $15,000
Y56-W7-D2 Given to Glenn Escobar
Y53-W12-D6 Sold at auction to George Knatz for $2,121,212
Y53-W12-D2 Bred by The Steward

 

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