Swift and Funny (IL)
Maiden Deceased Steeplechaser
b.g.14 - 16
Marking: Blaze
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $26,350
Breeder: Jamie Bates
Total Points: 14
AW Points: 11
'Chasing Points: 3
Stats: 20: 1-2-0
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 1: 0-0-0
AW: 10: 1-1-0
'Chasing: 9: 0-1-0
BSF: 80
Sire: Jokes On You Dam: Swifter I  
Grand Sire: Peridex Dam Sire: Rocket Launch Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-59 Week-5 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Yielding. Race 8 - 3 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 5 year olds and up. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 5:45.93 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Belamino Z 1 One Final Stand 2 Rocket Armadillo 1 1/4 Started strongly in hand under rider blundered jumps tired late (7)
7 $0  
Year-59 Week-2 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Yielding. Race 5 - 3 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 5 year olds and up. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 5:45.59 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Beff 1 1/4 Canadian Fox 2 Upsett 2 Started well aggressive approaching first jumps blundered final jump belated rally (6)
6 $0  
Year-58 Week-15 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Firm. Race 3 - 3 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:44.24 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Wild West Coast 1 3/4 Adas Kal 1 1/2 Maryental 1 1/4 Started well maintained balance over early jumps cleared all jumps no headway (8)
8 $0  
Year-58 Week-13 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 3 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $40,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 5:46.08 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Center of My Brain 1 Jump to the Win 1 3/4 Seven Dazed 1 3/4 Started well aggressive approaching first jumps blundered final jump dropped out (5)
5 $300  
Year-58 Week-11 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 3 1/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. "Spoon and Fork Chase." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 5:55.61 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Phosphorus Z 3 1/4 Pine for Lalor 1 1/4 Calor 1 Started strongly quickened approaching jumps smoothly over all jumps even finish (6)
6 $0  
Year-58 Week-9 Day-1 Europe Gothenburg Horsepark (SWE) Condition: Firm. Race 13 - 2 1/2 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. "Dorotea Arctic Msw." 4 year olds and up. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 4:46.83 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Stellar Pupil 1 Aslanry 8 3/4 Torpedo Spin 7 Started with the field aggressive approaching first jumps stumbled after jump angled out late (5)
4 $1,750  
Year-58 Week-7 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Soft. Race 8 - 4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. "The Imperial Empire." 5 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $750,000 - Grade 1 Entry Fee $7,500 (100 points) Finish Time 8:06.85 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Marilyn Z 1 1/2 Sabre D'estruval 1 Brilliant Actor 1 1/4 Started eagerly in hand over jumps smoothly over all jumps gave way (9)
9 $0  
Year-58 Week-4 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 3 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 5 year olds and up. Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 5:46.27 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Keyry 19 Swift and Funny -- Match Race (2)
2 $5,500  
Year-58 Week-2 Day-1 Europe Hurdle Park (GBR) Condition: Good. Race 5 - 3 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 5 year olds and up. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 5:44.97 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Brandy Is Dandy 5 3/4 Keyry 1 Pointed Mask 19 Started well in good form to early jumps had no trouble with jumps evenly (5)
5 $750  
Year-57 Week-15 Day-5 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:06.27 *,l,sr Jockey: Delilah Jacobson
Tuxedo Glam 1 Lost Pilot Episode 1 3/4 Dusk Time 1 Broke well settled wide off turn evenly (6)
4 $1,050  
Year-57 Week-13 Day-2 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $3,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:06.30 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Agreed to Light Up 1 Falxway 1 Lastdayonearth 1 1/2 Steadied start no factor early advanced on rail gave way (12)
12 $0  
Year-57 Week-11 Day-1 Fair Weather Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:58.82 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Lost Overboard 2 Take a Schance Z 1 Classic Sky 1 1/2 Clean start tracked between in tight lane was not a threat (9)
7 $0  
Year-57 Week-9 Day-1 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.09 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Overcast Nights 1 Oh La Bella 1 Hart of the Sim 1 3/4 Broke well tracked between angled out no rally (6)
5 $450  
Year-57 Week-6 Day-5 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.45 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Youthly Heart 1 Namura Blackheart 1 1/4 Could Be Bubbles 1 1/4 Broke quickly settled outside rivals split rivals no response late (10)
6 $0  
Year-57 Week-4 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $8,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.47 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Artfully Done 1 1/4 All Street No Feet 1 3/4 Zeballos 1 1/4 Broke outwards between rivals early angled out dropped out (12)
5 $300  
Year-57 Week-2 Day-2 Trapper Creek Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 24 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $65,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:06.41 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Passion for Teeth 1 Battle Anthem 1 E Zee P Z 1 Broke quickly chased pace saved ground flattened out (10)
6 $0  
Year-56 Week-16 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 25 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:13.50 *,l,sr Jockey: Alana Sanford
Chaut Cinabelle 1 Red Eye Chance 1 1/4 Westbridge 1 Broke well taken behind rivals saved ground hung (12)
12 $0  
Year-56 Week-14 Day-1 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.49 *,l,sr Jockey: Cesar Felix
Happy Bubbles 1 Look At the Hart 2 1/4 Namura Blackheart 1 Broke smoothly from gate hustled early moved between horses flattened out (7)
5 $450  
Year-56 Week-11 Day-5 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:06.30 *,l,sr Jockey: Alana Sanford
Redded Out 1 3/4 Swift and Funny 1 1/2 Day Gallows 1 Broke inwards vied with rival saved ground tried hard lane (6)
2 $3,300  
Year-56 Week-9 Day-1 Fair Weather Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 16 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:59.67 *,l,sr Jockey: Alana Sanford
Swift and Funny 1 Muffled Phone 2 3/4 I'm a Joker 3 1/4 Broke inwards forced pace wide off turn prevailed under urging (4)
1 $12,500  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-54 Week-6 Day-7 3 furlongs. All Weather.
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0:38.11
Y60-Preseason Deceased
Y59-W7-D7 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y59-W5-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y59-W4-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y59-W2-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y59-W1-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y58-W15-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y58-W14-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y58-W13-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y58-W12-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y58-W11-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y58-W10-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y58-W9-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via airplane
Y58-W8-D7 Moved to Gothenburg Horsepark via airplane
Y58-W7-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y58-W6-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y58-W4-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y58-W3-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via van
Y58-W2-D1 Moved to Peyto Europe via van
Y58-W1-D7 Moved to Hurdle Park via airplane
Y58-Preseason Became a Steeplechaser
Y58-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W16-D6 Moved to Magic Raven Canada via airplane
Y57-W15-D4 Moved to Plastics Park via van
Y57-W13-D6 Sold at auction to Jake Skehan for $1
Y57-W13-D2 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y57-W12-D6 Moved to Dropping Downs via 1st class airplane
Y57-W11-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y57-W10-D6 Moved to Fair Weather Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W9-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via van
Y57-W8-D6 Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class van
Y57-W6-D5 Moved to Peyto Stables via van
Y57-W6-D3 Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class van
Y57-W4-D4 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y57-W4-D2 Moved to Dropping Downs via 1st class airplane
Y57-W2-D2 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y57-W1-D7 Moved to Trapper Creek Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W16-D2 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y56-W15-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park via airplane
Y56-W14-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via van
Y56-W13-D5 Moved to Plastics Park via van
Y56-W11-D5 Moved to Peyto Stables via van
Y56-W11-D2 Moved to Plastics Park via van
Y56-W10-D2 Galloped
Y56-W10-D2 Trainer: 'Swift and Funny' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y56-W9-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y56-W9-D1 Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y56-W8-D5 Moved to Fair Weather Park via airplane
Y56-W8-D4 Renamed Horse 1568747072 to Swift and Funny
Y56-W8-D4 Trainer: I talked with Dr. Hacklu after he scoped 'Horse 1568747072', unfortunately it looks like you should definitely give a Lasix shot from now on. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y56-W8-D4 Jogged
Y56-W8-D4 Sold to Eric Gray for $7
Y56-W7-D6 Gelded
Y56-W7-D6 Galloped
Y56-W7-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W6-D4 Galloped
Y56-W6-D4 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W4-D3 Galloped
Y56-W4-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W3-D2 Galloped
Y56-W3-D2 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W2-D1 Galloped
Y56-W2-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W1-D2 Galloped
Y56-W1-D2 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-Preseason Galloped
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W16-D2 Galloped
Y55-W16-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W14-D4 Galloped
Y55-W14-D4 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W13-D2 Galloped
Y55-W13-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W12-D1 Galloped
Y55-W12-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W10-D3 Galloped
Y55-W10-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1568747072? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y55-W9-D4 Galloped
Y55-W9-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W8-D7 Galloped
Y55-W8-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W7-D6 Galloped
Y55-W7-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W5-D6 Galloped
Y55-W5-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1568747072? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y55-W4-D5 Galloped
Y55-W4-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W3-D1 Galloped
Y55-W3-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W2-D2 Galloped
Y55-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1568747072? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y55-W1-D2 Galloped
Y55-W1-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y55-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W15-D3 Galloped
Y54-W15-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W14-D3 Galloped
Y54-W14-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1568747072? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y54-W13-D4 Trained with stable pony Lookatmyballs
Y54-W12-D4 Galloped
Y54-W12-D4 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W11-D5 Galloped
Y54-W11-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W11-D1 Galloped
Y54-W11-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1568747072? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y54-W10-D1 Trained with stable pony Lookatmyballs
Y54-W9-D2 Galloped
Y54-W9-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W8-D4 Trained with stable pony Lookatmyballs
Y54-W7-D6 Galloped
Y54-W7-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W6-D3 Trained with stable pony Lookatmyballs
Y54-W5-D1 Galloped
Y54-W5-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W4-D4 Galloped
Y54-W4-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W3-D7 Galloped
Y54-W3-D7 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W3-D3 Galloped
Y54-W3-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1568747072' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W2-D6 Galloped
Y54-W2-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W2-D2 Galloped
Y54-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W1-D5 Galloped
Y54-W1-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1568747072' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y53-W16-D2 Bred by Jamie Bates

Y59-W7-D7 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W13-D6 Sold at auction to Jake Skehan for $1
Y56-W8-D4 Sold to Eric Gray for $7
Y53-W16-D2 Bred by Jamie Bates

 

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