Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-59 Week-11 Day-1 Hipodromo Chile (CHL) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:56.88 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley Why Take a Chance 1 1/2 Crazed Look of Speed 1 3/4 Lifeinthefastlane 1 1/2 Broke outwards between foes angled out evenly (12)	8	$0
Year-59 Week-9 Day-1 Mexico Racecourse (MEX) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:14.05 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Cool Moves 1 1/4 Revelations 1 All We Hear 1 Sluggish start between foes split rivals flattened out (10)	5	$750
Year-59 Week-6 Day-1 Panama Racecourse (PAN) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.13 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley Sky Shaker 1 Looks Cross Me 1 Simple Tom 2 Broke well reserved between horses in tight lane was not a threat (8)	5	$750
Year-59 Week-4 Day-1 Hot Springs Park (AR) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.16 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley Got Her Good 1 1/4 Instant Uprise 1 1/2 Time Two Walk 1 Clean start showed speed moved inside angled out late (12)	5	$900
Year-59 Week-2 Day-1 Panama Racecourse (PAN) Condition: Good. Race 6 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:03.97 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Big Bank 1 1/4 Get Out Safe 1 1/4 Not My Pants 1 3/4 Away well reserved between horses saved ground gamely stretch (6)	3	$2,750
Year-58 Week-14 Day-5 Lafayette Downs (LA) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.03 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley Don Tommasino 1 1/2 Proglancer 1 Bettors Legacy 1 Fell to knees at start lagged early responded when urged no rally (11)	8	$0
Year-58 Week-12 Day-2 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 26 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. Sponsored by Dave Trainer. 5 year olds and up. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.38 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Not My Pants 1 Denouement 1 Krackatinnie 1 Broke inwards dueled split rivals ridden out (5)	1	$12,500
Year-58 Week-10 Day-2 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.13 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Animated 1 1/4 Tail Side 2 Denouement 1 1/4 Broke outwards settled well urged along no rally (7)	4	$2,100
Year-58 Week-8 Day-2 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Sloppy. Race 6 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.12 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann A Love Supreme 2 Not My Pants 1 1/4 Little Cartel 1 1/4 Away well rushed up altered course turn gamely stretch (8)	2	$6,600
Year-58 Week-4 Day-5 Koko O Na Moku Track (HI) Condition: Muddy. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.30 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley Dear Brigitte 1 King of Time 1 One Brief Moment 1 Away alertly showed speed saved ground flattened out (9)	4	$1,750
Year-58 Week-2 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Muddy. Race 12 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:13.91 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Super Empire 1 3/4 Not My Pants 1 1/2 Where's My Money 1 Broke smoothly from gate between rivals early saved ground could not stick with winner (7)	2	$5,500
Year-57 Week-16 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 35 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.15 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley He Hears Thunder 1 3/4 Not My Pants 1 1/2 Futuralist 1 Away well forced pace wide off turn bested the others (9)	2	$5,500
Year-57 Week-13 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Sloppy. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Classified Allowance. Purse $40,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:56.99 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley In This Instant 1 No Doubter 1 1/4 Saint Julien 2 Broke outwards settled well wide off turn angled out late (9)	6	$0
Year-57 Week-11 Day-1 Hipodromo Chile (CHL) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.20 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley Little Cartel 1 1/4 Desert Raptor 1 Not My Pants 1 Broke well tracked between on rail turn tried hard lane (9)	3	$2,750
Year-57 Week-9 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.28 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Crimson Tears 1 Not My Pants 1 Abominator 1 Broke well dueled responded when urged gamely stretch (11)	2	$5,500
Year-57 Week-5 Day-1 Indiana Downs (IN) Condition: Good. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.18 *,b,em Jockey: Rodney McCann Walk With Joy 1 Moonlite Spirit 1 3/4 Close Glance 1 1/2 Broke inwards taken behind rivals angled in evenly (10)	5	$750
Year-57 Week-3 Day-1 Albuquerque Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:13.99 *,b,em Jockey: Ashley Bradley King Ofthe Street 1 1/4 Echoes of Battle 1 Papal Palace 1 Steadied start lagged early altered course turn no headway (12)	9	$0
Year-56 Week-16 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Sloppy. Race 29 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.13 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Lifeinthefastlane 1 Not My Pants 2 Fitz Like It Looks 1 1/2 Away alertly settled well in tight lane could not stick with winner (10)	2	$3,300
Year-56 Week-13 Day-5 Miami Race Course (FL) Condition: Muddy. Race 17 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.20 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Patrickson 1 Not My Pants 1 Ificouldman 1 Broke well steadied moved between horses gamely stretch (10)	2	$4,400
Year-56 Week-11 Day-5 Cincinnati Park (OH) Condition: Muddy. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Ohio Born Allowance." Sponsored by Cindy Saunders. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.13 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Patrickson 1 Not My Pants 1 1/2 Just Shot Me 1 1/4 Sluggish start between foes moved inside gamely stretch (12)	2	$5,500
Year-56 Week-7 Day-5 Alamo Park (TX) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.35 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Papal Palace 1 Champagne Charlie 2 1/4 Speedy Cardinals 1 Away well settled fanned out no menace (7)	4	$1,400
Year-56 Week-4 Day-4 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Good. Race 19 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.21 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Not My Pants 1 1/2 Dance By Fire 1 Live Storytelling 1 1/4 Away well prompted pace fanned out strongly to wire (5)	1	$15,000
Year-56 Week-1 Day-5 Dirtway Park (KY) Condition: Sloppy. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Allowance. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.20 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Jupiter's Heart 1 1/2 Not My Pants 1 1/4 Gave Me Four Looks 1 Away well hustled early in tight lane gamely stretch (12)	2	$4,400
Year-55 Week-14 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Sloppy. Race 1 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Dominican Republic Champion Colts." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:13.98 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Unpunchwithable 1 1/4 Mercy of the Earth 1 Pony Express 1 Away well between rivals early altered course turn even finish (10)	4	$3,500
Year-55 Week-11 Day-5 Mountain Park (WV) Condition: Muddy. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Mountain Juvenile Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.13 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Buildyouasnowman 1 3/4 Corona Blue 1 1/4 Not My Pants 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate between rivals early saved ground gamely stretch (7)	3	$5,500
Year-55 Week-9 Day-5 Child's Play Park (CAN) Condition: Muddy. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Search the Storm Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.28 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Not My Pants 2 1/4 Like a Cardinal 1 1/4 Always a Sinner 1 Broke smoothly from gate forced pace angled in driving to wire (6)	1	$25,000
Year-55 Week-6 Day-5 Baltimore Race Course (MD) Condition: Good. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Storm and Silence Stakes." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:09.32 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Turn the Tables 1 Sin and the City 1 3/4 Alc Looking Freaky 1 Away well settled well angled in evenly (5)	4	$7,000
Year-55 Week-4 Day-5 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Sloppy. Race 1 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Mischief Maker Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:04.17 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Not My Pants 1 1/2 Mad Nova 3 Boys Don't Cry 2 1/2 Broke smoothly from gate flashed speed wide turn willingly to wire (4)	1	$25,000
Year-55 Week-1 Day-5 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Sloppy. Race 1 - 4 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:45.17 *,b,em Jockey: Bryce Black Not My Pants 1 1/2 Ryker 1 Ripken 3 Away alertly vied with rival saved ground kept busy stretch (6)	1	$12,500

Y60-Preseason Deceased
Y59-W11-D2 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y59-W11-D2 Pensioned
Y59-W11-D2 Retired
Y59-W10-D5 Moved to Hipodromo Chile via airplane
Y59-W9-D2 Moved to Fiesta Orange Park via van
Y59-W8-D5 Moved to Mexico Racecourse via airplane
Y59-W7-D3 Galloped
Y59-W7-D3 Trainer: 'Not My Pants' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y59-W6-D2 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable via van
Y59-W5-D5 Moved to Panama Racecourse via airplane
Y59-W4-D2 Moved to Castlebrook Farm via airplane
Y59-W3-D5 Moved to Hot Springs Park via airplane
Y59-W2-D2 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable via van
Y59-W1-D5 Moved to Panama Racecourse via airplane
Y59-Preseason Galloped
Y59-Preseason Trainer: 'Not My Pants' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y59-Preseason Gelded
Y58-W15-D4 Given to Dave Trainer
Y58-W15-D3 Lease is over. Return to Louise Bayou
Y58-W14-D6 Moved to Castlebrook Farm via airplane
Y58-W14-D2 Moved to Lafayette Downs via airplane
Y58-W12-D2 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo via van
Y58-W11-D6 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via van
Y58-W10-D2 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo via van
Y58-W9-D6 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via van
Y58-W8-D2 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo via van
Y58-W7-D5 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via airplane
Y58-W6-D4 Jogged
Y58-W4-D6 Moved to Surf and Turf Farms via van
Y58-W4-D2 Moved to Koko O Na Moku Track via airplane
Y58-W2-D6 Moved to Castlebrook Farm via airplane
Y58-W2-D2 Moved to Dashing Downs via airplane
Y57-W16-D6 Moved to Castlebrook Farm via van
Y57-W16-D2 Moved to Florence Park via van
Y57-W13-D6 Moved to Castlebrook Farm via airplane
Y57-W13-D2 Moved to Dashing Downs via airplane
Y57-W11-D2 Moved to Magic Raven Brazil via airplane
Y57-W10-D5 Moved to Hipodromo Chile via airplane
Y57-W9-D3 Moved to Wiltshire Estates via van
Y57-W8-D5 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse via airplane
Y57-W7-D4 Galloped
Y57-W7-D4 Trainer: 'Not My Pants' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W6-D4 Jogged
Y57-W5-D2 Moved to Castlebrook Farm via van
Y57-W4-D5 Moved to Indiana Downs via airplane
Y57-W3-D2 Moved to Wild Horse Ranch via airplane
Y57-W2-D5 Moved to Albuquerque Park via airplane
Y57-Preseason Lease to Dave Trainer for $0
Y56-W16-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y56-W16-D3 Moved to Florence Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W13-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class van
Y56-W13-D3 Moved to Miami Race Course via 1st class van
Y56-W11-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y56-W11-D3 Moved to Cincinnati Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W10-D7 Jogged
Y56-W10-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y56-W7-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y56-W7-D2 Moved to Alamo Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W4-D4 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y56-W3-D7 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W3-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y56-W1-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via airplane
Y56-W1-D2 Moved to Dirtway Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-Preseason Galloped
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Not My Pants' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y55-W14-D2 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y55-W13-D7 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs via 1st class airplane
Y55-W11-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y55-W11-D2 Moved to Mountain Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W9-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y55-W9-D2 Moved to Child's Play Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W8-D3 Jogged
Y55-W6-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class airplane
Y55-W6-D4 Vet: Not My Pants has no current issues that I can see. No problems here, energy wise, this horse is good to go!
Y55-W6-D4 Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y55-W6-D2 Moved to Baltimore Race Course via 1st class airplane
Y55-W4-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via van
Y55-W4-D2 Moved to Futurity Park via 1st class van
Y55-W3-D6 Jogged
Y55-W1-D5 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm via 1st class van
Y55-W1-D2 Moved to Futurity Park via 1st class van
Y55-Preseason Whisperer: This horse is like a boat gliding over the water!
Y55-Preseason Renamed Horse 1569079990 to Not My Pants
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y55-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W16-D1 Galloped
Y54-W16-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W15-D4 Jogged
Y54-W15-D4 Galloped
Y54-W15-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W14-D4 Jogged
Y54-W14-D4 Galloped
Y54-W14-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W13-D5 Schooled in the Paddock
Y54-W13-D5 Schooled in the Gate
Y54-W13-D1 Jogged
Y54-W13-D1 Galloped
Y54-W13-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W12-D3 Galloped
Y54-W12-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races! Horse 1569079990 is always looking around on the track. Blinkers would be a good solution.
Y54-W4-D3 Galloped
Y54-W4-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W3-D7 Galloped
Y54-W3-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W3-D5 Galloped
Y54-W3-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W3-D2 Galloped
Y54-W3-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races! Horse 1569079990 is always looking around on the track. Blinkers would be a good solution.
Y54-W2-D7 Galloped
Y54-W2-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W2-D4 Galloped
Y54-W2-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W2-D1 Galloped
Y54-W2-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W1-D5 Galloped
Y54-W1-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W1-D2 Galloped
Y54-W1-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' gets really worked up before the field even gets to the paddock. Maybe try ear muffs? I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1569079990' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y53-Break Bred for $60,000 Fee
Y53-Break Bred by Louise Bayou

Y59-W11-D2 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W15-D4 Given to Dave Trainer
Y58-W15-D3 Lease is over. Return to Louise Bayou
Y57-Preseason Lease to Dave Trainer for $0
Y53-Break Bred by Louise Bayou