Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-60 Week-3 Day-1 Fort Knox Racecourse (KY) Condition: Firm. Race 12 - 2 3/8 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $22,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 4:30.40 *,nw,sr Jockey: Amber Riddle Save Your Energy 1 1/2 Seargeant Rock 2 Trusty Dog 1 Started well in hand under rider smoothly over all jumps weakened (5)	5	$300
Year-59 Week-14 Day-2 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $8,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.11 *,nw,sr Jockey: Aaron Winters Shisaki Plotting 1 1/4 Richard Lenoir 1 Joy Divission 1 Broke smoothly from gate no factor early wide off turn dropped out (9)	9	$0
Year-59 Week-11 Day-5 Border Park (TX) Condition: Good. Race 8 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Third Coast Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:34.99 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain Western Star 1 1/4 Race the Sands 1 You All Assume 1 Broke well steadied behind horses shifted out turn outfinished (8)	7	$0
Year-59 Week-7 Day-5 Alamo Park (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 13 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Fort Brown Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:34.78 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain Race the Sands 1 1/2 You All Assume 2 1/2 Tristan of Aragon 1 1/4 Broke quickly reserved between horses urged along no rally when asked (5)	5	$1,500
Year-59 Week-3 Day-5 Manner Downs (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 18 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Hill Country Mile." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:34.78 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain Race the Sands 2 1/2 Popular Monster 2 You All Assume 1 1/2 Broke well settled saved ground no rally (7)	5	$1,500
Year-58 Week-15 Day-5 Border Park (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 12 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Spindletop Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:34.86 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain West World 3 1/4 Panserbjorn 1 Onyx Key 2 Broke outwards off the pace wide off turn no threat (5)	5	$1,500
Year-58 Week-13 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 16 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:34.99 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain Shamarnalia 1 Windsinger 1 Makers Double 1 Broke well steadied split rivals no kick (10)	4	$1,050
Year-58 Week-11 Day-5 Border Park (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 8 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Third Coast Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:35.04 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain He's a Steeler 1 1/4 False Laugh 2 Panserbjorn 1 1/4 Broke quickly showed speed responded when urged gamely stretch (4)	2	$11,000
Year-58 Week-7 Day-5 Alamo Park (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 13 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Fort Brown Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:35.17 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain Panserbjorn 1 False Laugh 1 3/4 Brahmagupta 1 Broke inwards dictated pace split rivals gained ground well (4)	2	$11,000
Year-58 Week-2 Day-1 Phoenix Racecourse (AZ) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $17,500 (20 points) Finish Time 1:35.23 *,nw,sr Jockey: Rudi McClain False Laugh 1 Dream Agenda 2 1/2 Engine Company 3 1/2 Fell to knees at start reserved between horses advanced on rail ridden out (7)	1	$8,750
Year-57 Week-15 Day-5 Border Park (TX) Condition: Good. Race 12 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Spindletop Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:34.78 *,nw,sr Jockey: Julie Summers You All Assume 2 Implacable 2 False Laugh 1 1/2 Broke outwards reserved between horses angled in tried hard lane (6)	3	$5,500
Year-57 Week-11 Day-5 Border Park (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 8 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Third Coast Stakes." Sponsored by Carolyn Eaton. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to TX-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:35.03 *,nw,sr Jockey: Phillip Gordon Panserbjorn 1 3/4 Tristan of Aragon 1 False Laugh 1 Clean start mid pack wide off turn gamely stretch (7)	3	$5,500
Year-57 Week-9 Day-1 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 10 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:34.96 *,nw,sr Jockey: Jose Archer Star Beauty 1 1/2 Cash's Dynamite 1 1/4 Ole Craxx 1 3/4 Away alertly taken back shifted out turn flattened out (8)	5	$450
Year-57 Week-6 Day-5 Flamingo Park (FL) Condition: Good. Race 13 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $24,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:34.83 *,nw,sr Jockey: Lorenzo Lancaster Beyond Redemption 1 3/4 False Laugh 1 Steam Boat 1 1/2 Broke smoothly from gate under firm hold urged along could not match winner (11)	2	$5,280
Year-56 Week-14 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Soft. Race 24 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:34.79 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa Space Rocks 1 3/4 Mono Mau 1 3/4 False Laugh 1 1/4 Steadied start settled well responded when urged willingly stretch (9)	3	$1,650
Year-56 Week-11 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 14 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:35.01 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa Constant Apology 1 Great Majesty 1 Doctor Hero 1 Broke quickly taken back saved ground lugged out (10)	8	$0
Year-56 Week-8 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 20 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:34.91 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa Distant County 1 A King He Shall Be 1 3/4 Psilocybin 1 1/4 Broke well lagged early wide turn outfinished (8)	8	$0
Year-56 Week-5 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 27 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:35.04 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa Showcase Producer 1 3/4 Flawless Pearl 1 1/4 Cadastre Work 2 1/2 Clean start settled advanced on rail flattened out (5)	4	$1,750
Year-56 Week-2 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 13 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:34.99 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa Flawless Pearl 1 3/4 False Laugh 1 Great Majesty 1 Steadied start reserved between horses on rail turn gamely stretch (8)	2	$3,300
Year-55 Week-15 Day-5 Adolescent Acres (CA) Condition: Firm. Race 11 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:35.23 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa False Laugh 1 3/4 Great Majesty 1 1/2 Mark of the Born 1 3/4 Sluggish start flashed speed responded when urged urged to wire (5)	1	$6,000
Year-55 Week-12 Day-5 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.52 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa False Laugh 3 Crowd Might 3 3/4 Mick Fleetwood 5 3/4 Broke well tracked between fanned out won under mild urging (4)	1	$12,500
Year-55 Week-10 Day-1 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Good. Race 7 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.23 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa The Trade Secrets 1 False Laugh 1 1/4 Photodream 1 Away well reserved between horses wide off turn gamely stretch (6)	2	$5,500
Year-55 Week-7 Day-1 Toronto Racecourse (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 13 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.24 *,nw,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa Buckwheat 2 Almost Almost 1 1/4 Shouts of Glory 1 Broke well taken between rivals early advanced on rail even finish (9)	4	$1,750

Y61-Preseason Deceased
Y60-W3-D2 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y60-W2-D6 Moved to Fort Knox Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y59-W15-D6 Moved to Horseshoe Valley via 1st class airplane
Y59-W15-D3 Became a Steeplechaser
Y59-W15-D3 Trained to Jump
Y59-W15-D3 Trainer: This horse stumbled over every jump and was a hazard on the course! I'm not sure 'False Laugh' will ever make it as a Steeplechase horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y59-W13-D7 Moved to Penny Pincher Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W11-D2 Moved to Border Park via 1st class van
Y59-W7-D2 Moved to Alamo Park via 1st class van
Y59-W3-D4 Moved to Manner Downs via 1st class van
Y59-W3-D2 Jogged
Y58-W15-D3 Moved to Border Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W13-D2 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W11-D2 Moved to Border Park via 1st class van
Y58-W7-D4 Moved to Alamo Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W2-D7 Moved to Phoenix Farm via 1st class van
Y58-W1-D6 Moved to Phoenix Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'False Laugh' really wowed me today! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future! By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on False Laugh? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y57-W14-D7 Moved to Border Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W12-D7 Sold to Peter Savage for $2,000
Y57-W11-D6 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm via airplane
Y57-W11-D2 Moved to Border Park via airplane
Y57-W9-D1 Moved to Kingswood East via van
Y57-W8-D5 Moved to Middleground Park via van
Y57-W6-D6 Moved to Nashville Stud via airplane
Y57-W6-D2 Moved to Flamingo Park via airplane
Y57-W5-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W3-D6 Galloped
Y57-W3-D6 Trainer: 'False Laugh' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W3-D3 Trained with stable pony Angel in the Wings
Y57-W3-D1 Schooled in the Gate
Y57-W2-D5 Swam in Pool
Y57-W2-D2 Trained with stable pony Angel in the Wings
Y57-W1-D7 Schooled in the Gate
Y57-W1-D5 Schooled in the Paddock
Y56-W16-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y56-W15-D3 Moved to Lake Hamilton Stables via airplane
Y56-W15-D3 Whisperer: It's hard to get a read on this horse. I don't hear anything that indicates He cares about weather condition.
Y56-W15-D3 Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y56-W15-D3 Sold to James Elliott for $1
Y56-W15-D2 Gelded
Y56-W14-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W14-D2 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W12-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W11-D2 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W8-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W8-D2 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D2 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D2 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-Preseason Galloped
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'False Laugh' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W15-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y55-W15-D2 Moved to Adolescent Acres via 1st class airplane
Y55-W12-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y55-W12-D2 Moved to Futurity Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W10-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y55-W9-D5 Moved to Futurity Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W6-D5 Moved to Toronto Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y55-W5-D6 Galloped
Y55-W5-D6 Trainer: 'False Laugh' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W4-D5 Swam in Pool
Y55-W3-D1 Galloped
Y55-W3-D1 Trainer: 'False Laugh' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W2-D2 Galloped
Y55-W2-D2 Trainer: 'False Laugh' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W1-D2 Renamed Horse 1569121296 to False Laugh
Y55-W1-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' ducked out hard when the rider went to the left-hand stick. It's too risky, you should probably lose the whip. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y54-W16-D2 Galloped
Y54-W16-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W15-D3 Galloped
Y54-W15-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W5-D1 Galloped
Y54-W5-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W4-D4 Galloped
Y54-W4-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1569121296? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y54-W3-D7 Galloped
Y54-W3-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1569121296? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y54-W3-D3 Galloped
Y54-W3-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W2-D6 Galloped
Y54-W2-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W2-D2 Galloped
Y54-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-W1-D5 Galloped
Y54-W1-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1569121296' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y53-Break Bred for $15,000 Fee
Y53-Break Bred by Jamie Bates

Y60-W3-D2 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W12-D7 Sold to Peter Savage for $2,000
Y56-W15-D3 Sold to James Elliott for $1
Y53-Break Bred by Jamie Bates