Jokes for Me (IL)
Deceased
bl.g.14 - 15.1
Marking: Stripe
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $36,660
Breeder: Jamie Bates
Total Points: 37
AW Points: 37
Stats: 21: 4-0-1
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 21: 4-0-1
BSF: 84
Sire: Jokes On You Dam: Ghostt Princess  
Grand Sire: Peridex Dam Sire: Ghost in the Radio Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-60 Week-7 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:16.05 *,fb,tt Jockey: Owen Moody
Thru Falx 1 1/2 Tooth Recession 1 Purrs Again 1 Broke well hustled early split rivals late interest (10)
9 $0  
Year-58 Week-15 Day-2 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $3,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:06.25 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Triple Powers 1 Sheispackinsspeed 1 Pearly Teeth 1 1/2 Broke well between foes moved inside no menace (10)
7 $0  
Year-58 Week-10 Day-2 Trapper Creek Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:16.25 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Sheispackinsspeed 1 Funny Bunny Jokes 1 1/4 Jokes for Me 1 Away well vied with rival wide turn gamely stretch (11)
3 $880  
Year-58 Week-7 Day-2 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 21 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $3,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:06.35 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Stabbin Zone 1 1/4 A Red Rabbit 1 Stabbin Around 1 1/2 Broke well dictated pace angled in flattened out (9)
7 $0  
Year-58 Week-4 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 15 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $8,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.09 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Classic Sky 2 1/4 Liderc 1 3/4 Staring Deeply 1 Broke well held behind rivals angled out flattened out (10)
10 $0  
Year-58 Week-2 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $8,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.32 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Pearly Teeth 1 1/2 Five Rows Deep 1 1/4 Spark in the Air 1 Away well between foes wide off turn late interest (11)
7 $0  
Year-57 Week-14 Day-2 Trapper Creek Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.62 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Peaceful Thoughts 1 1/2 Swift Dagger 1 Red Broom 1 Broke poorly settled split rivals gave way (8)
8 $0  
Year-57 Week-10 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $5,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.67 *,fb,tt Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Spirit Chaser 1 Not Very Cheerful 1 Spark of Lit 1 Broke well chased rivals in tight lane no kick (12)
12 $0  
Year-57 Week-8 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.38 tt,un Jockey: Iago Tochigi
Lake in the Sky 1 Radio Forensix 1 1/2 Ghost Faix 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate between foes split rivals gave way (11)
11 $0  
Year-57 Week-1 Day-2 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $3,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:06.39 tt,un Jockey: Lewis Hunt
Violet Features 1 Hooray Bobbles 1 Auto Name 1 Broke outwards reserved between horses urged along retreated (12)
9 $0  
Year-56 Week-16 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 36 - 7 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $35,000. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:25.30 *,fb,tt Jockey: Blanca Trujillo
Seeded Glass 1 1/2 Drift Along High 1 Too Real Party 1 1/2 Broke quickly prompted pace moved inside was not a threat (9)
5 $600  
Year-56 Week-13 Day-1 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:06.10 *,fb,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Ambitious Ambition 1 3/4 Pretty Lil Bunny 1 1/2 Swift Dagger 1 Broke smoothly from gate settled urged along even finish (10)
8 $0  
Year-56 Week-10 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 23 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.30 *,fb,tt Jockey: Blanca Trujillo
End to Moaning 1 1/4 Streets of Fear 1 Dickson Street 1 Broke outwards battled altered course turn evenly (8)
8 $0  
Year-56 Week-7 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 30 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:59.19 *,fb,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Happy Red Angel 1 1/2 Gap Peel 1 1/4 Day's End 1 1/2 Broke smoothly from gate rushed up in tight lane belated rally (7)
4 $1,050  
Year-56 Week-4 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 23 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.50 *,fb,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Be Easy On My Hart 2 Scorned Prince 1 Shingun Shush 1 1/4 Broke outwards off the pace moved between horses flattened out (6)
5 $450  
Year-56 Week-1 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 32 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:06.46 *,fb,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Jokes for Me 1 1/2 Dickson Street 2 Alc Hooray Smyth 1 Broke well showed speed on rail turn won under mild drive (4)
1 $6,000  
Year-55 Week-14 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 30 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.20 *,fb,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Jokes for Me 1 1/2 Indigo Trapper 1 Hate This 1 Clean start dueled moved between horses kept to task stretch (5)
1 $6,000  
Year-55 Week-11 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.70 fb,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Into the Beyond 1 Pearly Teeth 1 1/2 Agreed to Light Up 1 Broke inwards vied with rival fanned out no kick (5)
4 $840  
Year-55 Week-8 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:59.33 l,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Dickson Street 1 3/4 Pearly Teeth 2 1/4 Into the Beyond 2 1/2 Broke quickly battled moved inside no rally when asked (5)
4 $840  
Year-55 Week-5 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 33 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:59.95 l,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Jokes for Me 14 3/4 It Rained 9 1/2 Put Me Down Here -- Broke well rushed up wide off turn clear lead throughout stretch (3)
1 $7,500  
Year-55 Week-2 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 28 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:59.63 l,tt Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Jokes for Me 1 1/2 Into the Beyond 1 1/2 Celebrate America 1 1/2 Broke inwards dictated pace urged along urged to wire (6)
1 $12,500  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-59 Week-1 Day-7 5 furlongs. Turf.
*,fb,tt
1:01.45
Year-59 Week-1 Day-4 5 furlongs. Dirt.
*,fb,tt
1:00.89
Year-58 Week-16 Day-5 5 furlongs. All Weather.
*,fb,tt
1:02.79
Year-58 Week-14 Day-2 3 furlongs. All Weather.
*,fb,tt
0:37.36
Year-58 Week-13 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,fb,tt
0:36.19
Year-58 Week-12 Day-5 3 furlongs. All Weather.
*,fb,tt
0:37.23
Year-54 Week-15 Day-3 3 furlongs. All Weather.
l,tt
0:37.23
Year-54 Week-14 Day-3 3 furlongs. All Weather.
ne
0:37.44
Year-54 Week-13 Day-4 3 furlongs. All Weather.
tt
0:37.49
Year-54 Week-12 Day-4 3 furlongs. All Weather.
sw
0:37.53
Year-54 Week-11 Day-5 3 furlongs. All Weather.
sr
0:37.51
Year-54 Week-11 Day-1 3 furlongs. All Weather.
nw
0:37.51
Year-54 Week-10 Day-1 3 furlongs. All Weather.
l
0:37.53
Year-54 Week-9 Day-2 3 furlongs. All Weather.
hb
0:37.55
Year-54 Week-8 Day-4 3 furlongs. All Weather.
fb
0:37.54
Year-54 Week-7 Day-6 3 furlongs. All Weather.
fe
0:37.77
Year-54 Week-6 Day-7 3 furlongs. All Weather.
em
0:37.81
Year-54 Week-6 Day-3 3 furlongs. All Weather.
b
0:37.87
Y61-Preseason Deceased
Y60-W7-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y60-W6-D7 Moved to Dropping Downs via van
Y60-W5-D6 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali via van
Y60-W5-D6 Sold at auction to Jeremy Janitz for $1
Y59-W15-D5 Galloped
Y59-W15-D5 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' moved easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y59-W14-D2 Galloped
Y59-W14-D2 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' moved easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y58-W14-D2 Moved to Dropping Downs via van
Y58-W12-D5 Galloped
Y58-W12-D5 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y58-W9-D4 Moved to Trapper Creek Park via van
Y58-W2-D2 Moved to Dropping Downs via van
Y58-W1-D2 Galloped
Y58-W1-D2 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' really wowed me today! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W13-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W12-D7 Moved to Trapper Creek Park via van
Y57-W9-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W8-D3 Jockey: Here is what I think. Your horse, Jokes for Me, needs this equipment: Front Bandages, Tongue Tie.
Y57-W7-D7 Galloped
Y57-W7-D7 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W7-D4 Galloped
Y57-W7-D4 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W1-D3 Has an ankle chip.
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y57-Preseason Jogged
Y57-Preseason Jogged
Y57-Preseason Moved to Dropping Downs via van
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y56-W16-D5 Galloped
Y56-W16-D5 Trainer: 'Jokes for Me' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y56-W16-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y56-W16-D2 Vet: X-rays are coming back clear on Jokes for Me! This horse must have just had some exercise, a race or a workout maybe? It's time for a rest, then!
Y56-W16-D2 Vet: He could be prone to injury if you're not careful. This horse puts a lot into its training which is stressing the legs. Be careful not to overdo it.
Y56-W16-D2 Sold to Vizak Irani for $1
Y56-W16-D2 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali via 1st class airplane
Y56-W15-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W13-D2 Gelded
Y56-W13-D2 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W12-D5 Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W10-D1 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y56-W9-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y56-W7-D1 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y56-W6-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y56-W4-D2 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y56-W3-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y56-W1-D2 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y56-Preseason Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y55-W14-D1 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y55-W13-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y55-W11-D1 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y55-W10-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y55-W8-D1 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y55-W7-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y55-W5-D2 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y55-W4-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class van
Y55-W2-D1 Moved to A Euro Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y55-W1-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class airplane
Y54-W16-D2 Trained with stable pony Lookatmyballs
Y54-W15-D3 Renamed Horse 1569122389 to Jokes for Me
Y54-W15-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' is a bit aggressive and is always fighting against the bit. I'd use a tongue tie. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y54-W5-D1 Galloped
Y54-W5-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W4-D4 Galloped
Y54-W4-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W3-D7 Galloped
Y54-W3-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W3-D3 Galloped
Y54-W3-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W2-D6 Galloped
Y54-W2-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W2-D2 Galloped
Y54-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-W1-D5 Galloped
Y54-W1-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1569122389' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y53-Break Bred by Jamie Bates

Y60-W7-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y60-W5-D6 Sold at auction to Jeremy Janitz for $1
Y56-W16-D2 Sold to Vizak Irani for $1
Y53-Break Bred by Jamie Bates

 

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