Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-60 Week-8 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 2 3/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:29.44 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Needed a Drink 1 Out Goes the Lite 1 Under Pitched 1 Galloped out well early approached jumps in settled manner bobbled after jump flattened out (9)	9	$0
Year-60 Week-6 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Good. Race 1 - 2 3/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:29.54 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Golf Under Stars 1 Slim Shady Z 1 Freak From Nowhere 1 Started strongly led after start bobbled after jump gave way (7)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-3 Day-1 South Pacific Island Heights (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 2 3/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:29.62 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Shortest Story 1 Where to Next 1 3/4 Skatery 1 3/4 Started eagerly started as the leader smoothly over all jumps willingly to wire (5)	1	$12,500
Year-60 Week-1 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 8 - 2 1/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 3:42.95 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Dogged Dog 1 Stop Stopping 1 1/4 Shortest Story 2 Started well quickened approaching jumps bobbled after jump gamely stretch (6)	3	$1,650
Year-59 Week-14 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 8:07.30 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Dark Stick 1 1/4 Briter Acoustic Z 1 3/4 Shortest Story 2 Started well in good form to early jumps had no trouble with jumps willingly stretch (6)	3	$1,320
Year-59 Week-12 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 2 1/2 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 4:46.39 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia George Bernard 1 1/2 Mister Smith 1 Dark Stick 1 3/4 Started strongly started as the leader cleared all jumps no menace (8)	4	$840
Year-59 Week-10 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 8:07.30 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Challe Z 1 Odd Stars 2 Shortest Story 1 Started with the field started as the leader blundered final jump bested the others (5)	3	$1,100
Year-59 Week-8 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 2 3/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:29.57 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Yesyesyesyesyes 1 Spun 1 Goats Are Great 1 Started strongly in hand under rider stumbled after jump gave way (8)	7	$0
Year-59 Week-6 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 14 - 2 1/4 miles. Turf. Bumper Race. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 3:43.76 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Shortest Story 2 Where to Next 1 1/4 Fully United 5 1/2 Broke poorly dictated pace fanned out kept to task stretch (5)	1	$7,500
Year-59 Week-3 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 2 - 3 1/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:56.73 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Planisphere 5 1/4 Shortest Story 1 1/2 Dark Stick 13 Started in settled manner quickened approaching jumps blundered jumps could not stick with winner (4)	2	$2,200
Year-59 Week-1 Day-1 South Pacific Island Heights (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 2 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 3:25.48 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Cabernet 1 3/4 Shortest Story 1 The Story of Time 1 3/4 Started well maintained balance over early jumps bobbled landings could not stick with winner (8)	2	$5,500
Year-58 Week-15 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 10 - 2 3/8 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 4:30.22 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Write Your Will 1 Play to Jump 1 Dark Phase 1 Started well aggressive approaching first jumps smoothly over all jumps flattened out (8)	5	$300
Year-58 Week-13 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 2 1/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 3:43.19 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Crows Nest 1 Shortest Story 3 Two Bar 1 Galloped off in good form started as the leader stumbled after jump gamely stretch (5)	2	$2,640
Year-58 Week-11 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 2 1/2 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 4:46.61 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Dark Missile 1 Treading Softly 1 1/4 Shortest Story 1 1/2 Started with the field maintained balance over early jumps had no trouble with jumps tried hard lane (7)	3	$1,100
Year-58 Week-9 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Yielding. Race 3 - 2 3/8 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 4:30.16 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Foxy Tale 1 1/4 Shortest Story 1 Watch the Fox 1 1/4 Started strongly started as the leader smoothly over all jumps second best (7)	2	$2,200
Year-58 Week-7 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Yielding. Race 5 - 2 5/8 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 4:50.60 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Strathclyde 1 1/4 Watch the Fox 1 Move and Groove 1 1/4 Started well galloped to lead at start blundered final jump evenly (9)	4	$840
Year-58 Week-5 Day-1 South Pacific Springboard Park (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 2 1/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 3:42.42 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Lalor Is Da Best 2 3/4 Scotland Village 1 1/4 Shortest Story 3 1/4 Started strongly quickened approaching jumps smoothly over all jumps willingly stretch (7)	3	$1,320
Year-58 Week-3 Day-1 South Pacific Maori Meadows (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 2 - 3 1/4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 5:56.31 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Play Aspen 3 1/2 Shortest Story 1 1/4 Golf Under Stars 1 Galloped out well early galloped to lead at start stumbled after jump willingly stretch (9)	2	$2,200
Year-58 Week-1 Day-1 Europe Gothenburg Horsepark (SWE) Condition: Soft. Race 15 - 4 miles. Turf. Steeplechase. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 8:07.52 *,b,fe Jockey: Jerry Garcia Shortest Story 1 Song Gone 1 Gee Whiz Wilbur 2 1/2 Started well galloped to lead at start bobbled landings kept busy stretch (6)	1	$12,500

Y61-Preseason Deceased
Y60-W8-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y60-W8-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y60-W7-D5 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y60-W6-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y60-W5-D5 Moved to Maori Meadows via airplane
Y60-W5-D1 Swam in Pool
Y60-W3-D1 Moved to Old Bar Farm via airplane
Y60-W2-D5 Moved to Island Heights via airplane
Y60-W1-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y60-Preseason Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y60-Preseason Trained to Jump
Y60-Preseason Trainer: 'Shortest Story’ had very impressive form today and is training well! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y59-W14-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y59-W13-D3 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y59-W12-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y59-W11-D4 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y59-W10-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y59-W9-D4 Moved to Maori Meadows via airplane
Y59-W8-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y59-W7-D4 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y59-W6-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y59-W5-D4 Moved to Maori Meadows via van
Y59-W3-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y59-W2-D4 Moved to Maori Meadows via airplane
Y59-W1-D1 Moved to Old Bar Farm via airplane
Y59-Preseason Moved to Island Heights via airplane
Y58-W15-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y58-W14-D4 Moved to Maori Meadows via airplane
Y58-W13-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y58-W12-D4 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y58-W11-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y58-W10-D3 Moved to Maori Meadows via van
Y58-W9-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y58-W8-D4 Moved to Maori Meadows via airplane
Y58-W7-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y58-W6-D4 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y58-W5-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Australia via airplane
Y58-W4-D3 Moved to Springboard Park via airplane
Y58-W3-D1 Moved to Gryphon Flight Stud via van
Y58-W2-D2 Moved to Maori Meadows via airplane
Y58-W1-D1 Moved to Riverstone Germany via airplane
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Shortest Story' just likes to rocket out of the gate. Adding a figure-8 noseband might help him settle. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y58-Preseason Vet: Shortest Story's legs look fine for now. This horse isn't even tired!
Y58-Preseason Moved to Gothenburg Horsepark via airplane
Y58-Preseason Vet: There are currently no physical problems that I can see with Shortest Story. This horse is ready to race!
Y58-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y58-Preseason Jogged
Y58-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y58-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y57-W16-D4 Became a Steeplechaser
Y57-W16-D4 Jogged
Y57-W16-D4 Trained to Jump
Y57-W16-D4 Trainer: 'Shortest Story’ had very impressive form today and is training well! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future! Shortest Story is always looking around on the track. Blinkers would be a good solution.
Y57-W15-D5 Renamed Horse 1569259101 to Shortest Story
Y57-W15-D5 Gelded
Y57-W15-D5 Whisperer: This horse is pretty apathetic, you know. Rain, shine, it truly does not matter.
Y57-W15-D5 Vet: He could be prone to injury if you're not careful. This horse puts a lot into its training which is stressing the legs. Be careful not to overdo it.
Y57-W15-D5 Trained to Jump
Y57-W15-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1569259101’ had very impressive form today and is training well! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W15-D5 Jogged
Y57-W15-D5 Sold at auction to Horsey Mchorseface for $1,000
Y57-W14-D6 Trained to Jump
Y57-W14-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1569259101’ had very impressive form today and is training well! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y56-W11-D7 Galloped
Y56-W11-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1569259101' looked a little stiff and awkward out there today. Have you thought about other career options? This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W6-D6 Trained to Jump
Y56-W6-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1569259101’ had very impressive form today and is training well! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W4-D7 Galloped
Y56-W4-D7 Trainer: I wasn't too impressed with Horse 1569259101's gallop. Hopefully, he will show some improvement next time, or he may never see a starting gate! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-W13-D5 Trained to Jump
Y55-W13-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1569259101’ had very impressive form today and is training well! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: I wasn't too impressed with Horse 1569259101's gallop. Hopefully, he will show some improvement next time, or he may never see a starting gate! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y53-Break Bred for 2,000 GPs Fee
Y53-Break Bred by Ashley Gibson

Y60-W8-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W15-D5 Sold at auction to Horsey Mchorseface for $1,000
Y53-Break Bred by Ashley Gibson