Vanilla Jokes (IL)
Retired 		ch.m.13 - 16.2
Marking: Star/Snip
Thoroughbred 		Earnings: $91,100
Owner: LA Pepper
Breeder: Jamie Bates
Location: Winged Tortoise Stable (IL)
Total Points: 86
AW Points: 86
Stats: 22: 4-5-4
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 22: 4-5-4
BSF: 88
Sire: Jokes On You Dam: Miss Variety  
Grand Sire: Peridex Dam Sire: Variety Club Not for sale
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HypoMate this Horse 		Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings
Year-59 Week-13 Day-1 Weather Or Not Park (CO) Condition: Fast. Race 23 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.15 *,b,sr Jockey: Valentino Duncan
Your Beating Heart 2 Off Down the Road 1 1/4 I Wanna Stand Here 1 Broke well chased rivals in tight lane no rally (10)
8 $0
Year-59 Week-11 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 21 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.15 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Deep End Runner 1 Medal of Gold 1 1/4 Vanilla Jokes 1 Broke quickly rushed up shifted out turn gamely stretch (5)
3 $2,750
Year-59 Week-8 Day-1 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.00 *,b,sr Jockey: Valentino Duncan
Red Zircon 1 3/4 Vanilla Jokes 1 Maybe This Time 2 Clean start showed speed on rail turn gamely stretch (6)
2 $5,500
Year-59 Week-5 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.21 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Eternal Tears 2 1/2 Vanilla Jokes 5 Running Rhetoric 2 Clean start showed speed altered course turn willingly stretch (5)
2 $5,500
Year-59 Week-2 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. "Perfect Life Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:11.14 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Final Belle 1 1/2 It's My Happy Face 1 Eternal Tears 1 1/2 Broke quickly vied with rival fanned out tired (6)
4 $3,500
Year-58 Week-16 Day-1 Weather Or Not Park (CO) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:59.33 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Ghastly Air 1 Open the Airways 1 3/4 Vanilla Jokes 1 3/4 Broke inwards prompted pace angled out willingly stretch (4)
3 $2,750
Year-58 Week-13 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 7 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:25.18 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Vanilla Jokes 1 Platinum Promise 1 1/4 Aisle Cry 1 1/2 Away alertly prompted pace shifted out turn kept to task stretch (5)
1 $12,500
Year-58 Week-11 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 21 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.20 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Shanette Z 1 1/4 Platinum Promise 1 Vanilla Jokes 1 1/2 Broke well forced pace shifted out turn willingly stretch (6)
3 $2,750
Year-58 Week-8 Day-1 Weather Or Not Park (CO) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 5 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:59.19 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Falx Keeper 1 1/2 Title Role 1 1/4 Pom Bear 1 Broke inwards off the pace split rivals no menace (9)
7 $0
Year-58 Week-5 Day-1 Weather Or Not Park (CO) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.31 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Pom Bear 1 Arlington Avenue 2 1/4 Radio Angel 1 1/4 Steadied start hustled early angled in no rally (7)
4 $1,750
Year-58 Week-2 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 7 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:29.60 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Vanilla Jokes 1 1/4 Pom Bear 1 1/2 Tractor Luv 1 Broke outwards rushed up angled out kept to task stretch (7)
1 $6,000
Year-57 Week-15 Day-5 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.45 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Dentition Mixed 1 1/2 Stridingonthrough 1 1/4 Pom Bear 1 Broke inwards battled moved between horses flattened out (5)
4 $1,050
Year-57 Week-12 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.08 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Gallows Glow 1 Vanilla Jokes 1 1/4 Narvaez Bay 1 Sluggish start prompted pace shifted out turn gamely stretch (10)
2 $4,400
Year-57 Week-9 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.06 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Hooray Design 1 1/4 Vanilla Jokes 1 State Flower 1 1/2 Broke well dictated pace in tight lane gamely stretch (9)
2 $4,400
Year-57 Week-6 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 15 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. "Chocopologie Sprint." 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Stakes. Purse $250,000 - Grade 1 Entry Fee $2,500 (100 points) Finish Time 1:16.00 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
The Power Zone -- Radio Crackles 1 Fluoride Foam 2 Broke quickly forced pace responded when urged no menace (8)
6 $0
Year-57 Week-4 Day-1 Fair Weather Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. "Summer Battle Stakes." 3 year olds. Fillies. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:16.02 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Radio Crackles 1 1/4 The Power Zone 1 Vanilla Jokes 1 Broke outwards prompted pace saved ground willingly stretch (7)
3 $11,000
Year-57 Week-1 Day-1 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.13 *,b,sr Jockey: Zoey Rupper
Vanilla Jokes 1 Aisle Cry 1 Pneumothorax 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate forced pace wide off turn kept busy stretch (11)
1 $6,000
Year-56 Week-14 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:16.20 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Vanilla Jokes 2 Hoo Design 1 Doris Diner 1 Clean start rushed up shifted out turn proved best under urging (6)
1 $12,500
Year-56 Week-11 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 7 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:25.24 *,b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Cash End Up 2 Arlington Avenue 1 Lelei's Shield 1 Stumbled start dictated pace on rail turn no rally (10)
5 $750
Year-56 Week-8 Day-1 Fair Weather Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 7 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:29.82 b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Fancy Pedigree 1 Passionate Kiss 1 Arlington Avenue 1 1/4 Away well battled wide turn was not a threat (12)
4 $1,750
Year-56 Week-5 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:16.25 b,sr Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Pom Bear 1 Rabbitt Cheers 1 1/4 Stabbing Westward 1 Broke well flashed speed responded when urged no rally (11)
5 $750
Year-56 Week-2 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 22 - 4 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:54.78 b,sr Jockey: Blanca Trujillo
Private Hit 1 Vanilla Jokes 1 Mythical Vehicle 1 Broke quickly prompted pace shifted out turn gamely stretch (7)
2 $5,500
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-55 Week-15 Day-5 3 furlongs. All Weather.
b,sr
0:37.11
Year-55 Week-15 Day-1 3 furlongs. All Weather.
b,sr
0:37.02
Year-55 Week-14 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
ne
0:37.17
Year-55 Week-13 Day-3 3 furlongs. Dirt.
tt
0:37.11
Year-55 Week-12 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
sw
0:37.23
Year-55 Week-11 Day-7 3 furlongs. Dirt.
sr
0:37.09
Year-55 Week-11 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
nw
0:37.26
Year-55 Week-10 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
l
0:37.16
Year-55 Week-9 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
hb
0:37.24
Year-55 Week-9 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb
0:37.38
Year-55 Week-8 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fe
0:37.29
Year-55 Week-7 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
em
0:37.19
Year-55 Week-7 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b
0:37.00
Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $42,850)
Name Type Sire Earnings Stats My Alerts
61 Vanilla Jokes ch.g.6 Red Sky Morning $0 0: 0-0-0
62 Vanilla Jokes ch.g.5 Ghostly Forensics $0 0: 0-0-0
Chocolate Shot ro.f.3 Knock for a Shot $0 0: 0-0-0
Dancing Smile ch.f.4 Shutupndancewithme $2,150 4: 0-0-1
Early Am gr.m.7 Shutupndancewithme $39,600 15: 2-3-2
Horse 63449434357 ch.h.8 Ghostly Forensics $0 0: 0-0-0
Humor Me ch.f.2 Courageous Ben $1,100 1: 0-0-1
Y65-W2-D6 Sold at auction to LA Pepper for $1
Y63-W11-D5 Sold to Luciana Lyel for $444
Y59-Break Moved to Winged Tortoise Stable via 1st class airplane
Y59-W14-D4 Retired
Y59-W13-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y59-W12-D5 Moved to Weather Or Not Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W11-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y59-W10-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y59-W10-D1 Jogged
Y59-W8-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y59-W7-D5 Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W5-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y59-W5-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y59-W2-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y59-W2-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y58-W16-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-W15-D5 Moved to Weather Or Not Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W13-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-W12-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y58-W11-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-W10-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y58-W8-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-W7-D5 Moved to Weather Or Not Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W5-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-W4-D5 Moved to Weather Or Not Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W2-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-W1-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y57-W15-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W15-D2 Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W12-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W12-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y57-W9-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W9-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y57-W6-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W6-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y57-W4-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W3-D5 Moved to Fair Weather Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W1-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-Preseason Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W14-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W13-D5 Moved to Sunday Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W11-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W10-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W8-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W7-D5 Moved to Fair Weather Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class van
Y55-W16-D2 Schooled in the Paddock
Y55-W16-D2 Schooled in the Gate
Y55-W14-D4 Renamed Horse 1579818514 to Vanilla Jokes
Y55-W5-D6 Galloped
Y55-W5-D1 Galloped
Y55-W4-D4 Galloped
Y55-W3-D7 Galloped
Y55-W3-D3 Galloped
Y55-W2-D7 Galloped
Y55-W2-D3 Galloped
Y55-W1-D6 Galloped
Y55-W1-D2 Galloped
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y54-W16-D4 Bred by Jamie Bates

Y65-W2-D6 Sold at auction to LA Pepper for $1
Y63-W11-D5 Sold to Luciana Lyel for $444
Y54-W16-D4 Bred by Jamie Bates

 

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