Running Jokes (IL)
Deceased 		dkb.m.13 - 15.1
Marking: Stripe
Thoroughbred 		Earnings: $19,100
Breeder: Jamie Bates
Total Points: 19
AW Points: 19
Stats: 10: 1-1-2
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 10: 1-1-2
BSF: 80
Sire: Jokes On You Dam: Fraud Runner  
Grand Sire: Peridex Dam Sire: Formidable Fager Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-57 Week-11 Day-5 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:06.35 *,l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Respect My Heart 1 3/4 Really Serious 1 Running Jokes 1 Away alertly forced pace in tight lane gamely stretch (6)
3 $1,650  
Year-57 Week-9 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.21 *,l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Latimer Road 1 3/4 Endless Sass 1 Echoing Sentiments 1 Stumbled start prompted pace split rivals angled out late (8)
6 $0  
Year-57 Week-6 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 7 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:25.17 *,l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Circus Speed 1 Flossing Around 2 Hooray Design 1 Broke well between rivals early urged along no rally when asked (8)
6 $0  
Year-57 Week-3 Day-1 Fair Weather Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.42 *,l,sw Jockey: Zoey Rupper
Circus Speed 1 Mel's Little Girl 2 Dentin Decay 1 Broke quickly hustled early urged along dropped out (12)
6 $0  
Year-56 Week-16 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 15 - 6 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:16.12 l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Mythical Vehicle 1 1/4 Running Jokes 1 Knocked Out Tooth 1 1/2 Broke quickly hustled early fanned out gamely stretch (7)
2 $3,300  
Year-56 Week-14 Day-1 Fair Weather Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. "Te Akau Nw2." Sponsored by Te Akau Downs. SIMperior Players Only. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:06.19 l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Stridingonthrough 1 1/4 Alaskan Act 1 1/4 Our Guardian Angel 1 Broke well saved ground advanced on rail hung (10)
9 $0  
Year-56 Week-11 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.50 l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Pom Bear 1 Alaskan Act 2 1/4 Loving Reaction 1 Broke quickly dictated pace saved ground retreated (6)
6 $0  
Year-56 Week-8 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.38 l,sw Jockey: Blanca Trujillo
Dreamer Deciever 1 3/4 Harts in Deep 1 Historic Hooray 1 Broke smoothly from gate rushed up wide off turn retreated (7)
7 $0  
Year-56 Week-5 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:11.48 l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Prince Serhad 1 3/4 Alc End the Hoo Ha 1 1/2 Running Jokes 2 Broke well dueled in tight lane gamely stretch (5)
3 $1,650  
Year-56 Week-2 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 4 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:54.80 l,sw Jockey: Ricardo Rosa
Running Jokes 1 Dodge the Car 1 Beautiful Sunday 1 Broke well flashed speed in tight lane ridden out (7)
1 $12,500  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-55 Week-15 Day-5 3 furlongs. All Weather.
l,sw
0:37.26
Year-55 Week-15 Day-1 3 furlongs. All Weather.
l,sw
0:37.29
Year-55 Week-14 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
ne
0:35.80
Year-55 Week-13 Day-3 3 furlongs. Dirt.
tt
0:35.86
Year-55 Week-12 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
sw
0:35.65
Year-55 Week-11 Day-7 3 furlongs. Dirt.
sr
0:35.74
Year-55 Week-11 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
nw
0:35.76
Year-55 Week-10 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
l
0:35.63
Year-55 Week-9 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
hb
0:35.92
Year-55 Week-9 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb
0:35.88
Year-55 Week-8 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fe
0:35.85
Year-55 Week-7 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
em
0:35.93
Year-55 Week-7 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b
0:35.71
Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $37,070)
Name Type Sire Earnings Stats My Alerts
64 Running Jokes ch.f.3 Ghostly Forensics $0 0: 0-0-0
65 Running Jokes dkb.c.2 Ghostly Forensics $0 0: 0-0-0
Bucky Joke dkb.g.7 Ghostly Forensics $5,000 1: 1-0-0
Ghastly Jokes ch.f.4 Ghostly Forensics $0 0: 0-0-0
Going for Jokes dkb.g.9 Ghostly Forensics $28,770 17: 2-2-5
Illegal Joke b.g.6 Illegalist $3,000 2: 0-0-0
Radio Jokes ch.g.5 Ghostly Forensics $300 2: 0-0-0
Run to the Event ch.m.8 Ghostly Forensics $0 0: 0-0-0
Y67-Preseason Deceased
Y66-W4-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-Break Moved to Winged Tortoise Stable via 1st class airplane
Y58-Preseason Agent: 'Running Jokes' should be a star broodmare, throwing the fastest flat race runners! Unfortunately, 'Running Jokes' probably won't produce a very good steeplechaser.
Y58-Preseason Retired
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Running Jokes' really wowed me today! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W16-D3 Galloped
Y57-W16-D3 Trainer: 'Running Jokes' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W14-D2 Galloped
Y57-W14-D2 Trainer: 'Running Jokes' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W11-D6 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W11-D2 Moved to Plastics Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W9-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W8-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y57-W6-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W5-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y57-W4-D3 Galloped
Y57-W4-D3 Trainer: 'Running Jokes' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W3-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y57-W2-D5 Moved to Fair Weather Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W16-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W16-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W14-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W13-D5 Moved to Fair Weather Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W11-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W10-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W8-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W7-D5 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W5-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D5 Moved to A Central Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y56-W2-D2 Moved to Artificial Arena via 1st class van
Y55-W16-D2 Schooled in the Paddock
Y55-W16-D2 Schooled in the Gate
Y55-W14-D4 Renamed Horse 1579818627 to Running Jokes
Y55-W14-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' keeps throwing her head and fussing with the bit. Maybe try a Sure Win Rubber Bit Holder. They work wonders! I think she needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y55-W5-D6 Galloped
Y55-W5-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W5-D1 Galloped
Y55-W5-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W4-D4 Galloped
Y55-W4-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W3-D7 Galloped
Y55-W3-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W3-D3 Galloped
Y55-W3-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W2-D7 Galloped
Y55-W2-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W2-D3 Galloped
Y55-W2-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W1-D6 Galloped
Y55-W1-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-W1-D2 Galloped
Y55-W1-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y55-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1579818627' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring her along carefully.
Y54-W16-D4 Bred by Jamie Bates

Y66-W4-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y54-W16-D4 Bred by Jamie Bates

 

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