Jokes Breed (IL)
Maiden Deceased
ch.m.12 - 15.2
Marking: No Marking
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $0
Breeder: Jamie Bates
Stats: 0: 0-0-0
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 0: 0-0-0
Sire: Jokes On You Dam: Test Breed One  
Grand Sire: Peridex Dam Sire: Tractor Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-55 Week-14 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
ne
0:36.94
Year-55 Week-13 Day-3 3 furlongs. Dirt.
tt
0:36.76
Year-55 Week-12 Day-5 3 furlongs. Dirt.
sw
0:36.82
Year-55 Week-11 Day-7 3 furlongs. Dirt.
sr
0:36.88
Year-55 Week-11 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
nw
0:36.75
Year-55 Week-10 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
l
0:36.98
Year-55 Week-9 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
hb
0:36.76
Year-55 Week-9 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fb
0:36.84
Year-55 Week-8 Day-4 3 furlongs. Dirt.
fe
0:36.87
Year-55 Week-7 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
em
0:36.77
Year-55 Week-7 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
b
0:36.70
Y60-Preseason Deceased
Y59-W3-D6 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-Break Renamed Horse 1579992245 to Jokes Breed
Y57-Break Sold to Peter Quill for $1
Y57-W15-D1 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W15-D1 Agent: 'Horse 1579992245' should be a good broodmare, the kind that could surprise you with a nice runner once in a while. Unfortunately, 'Horse 1579992245' probably won't produce a very good steeplechaser.
Y57-W15-D1 Retired
Y57-W15-D1 Galloped
Y57-W15-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1579992245' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W14-D2 Galloped
Y57-W14-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1579992245' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W9-D1 Galloped
Y57-W9-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1579992245's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W7-D3 Galloped
Y57-W7-D3 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W6-D4 Galloped
Y57-W6-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W6-D1 Galloped
Y57-W6-D1 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W4-D2 Galloped
Y57-W4-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W2-D6 Galloped
Y57-W2-D6 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W2-D1 Galloped
Y57-W2-D1 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W1-D1 Galloped
Y57-W1-D1 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W15-D2 Galloped
Y56-W15-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W11-D3 Galloped
Y56-W11-D3 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W10-D3 Galloped
Y56-W10-D3 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races! By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. If you let the rider hit Horse 1579992245 with the whip one more time, I quit!
Y56-W9-D5 Galloped
Y56-W9-D5 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W9-D1 Galloped
Y56-W9-D1 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W8-D2 Galloped
Y56-W8-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W7-D6 Galloped
Y56-W7-D6 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W6-D4 Galloped
Y56-W6-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races! By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. If you let the rider hit Horse 1579992245 with the whip one more time, I quit!
Y56-W4-D3 Galloped
Y56-W4-D3 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W3-D2 Galloped
Y56-W3-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W2-D1 Galloped
Y56-W2-D1 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W1-D2 Galloped
Y56-W1-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-Preseason Galloped
Y56-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W16-D2 Galloped
Y55-W16-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W14-D4 Galloped
Y55-W14-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W5-D6 Galloped
Y55-W5-D6 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W5-D1 Galloped
Y55-W5-D1 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W4-D4 Galloped
Y55-W4-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W3-D7 Galloped
Y55-W3-D7 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W3-D3 Galloped
Y55-W3-D3 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races! By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. If you let the rider hit Horse 1579992245 with the whip one more time, I quit!
Y55-W2-D7 Galloped
Y55-W2-D7 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W2-D3 Galloped
Y55-W2-D3 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W1-D6 Galloped
Y55-W1-D6 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-W1-D2 Galloped
Y55-W1-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y55-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Horse 1579992245' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-Break Moved to Winged Tortoise Stable
Y54-Break Bred by Jamie Bates

Y59-W3-D6 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-Break Sold to Peter Quill for $1
Y57-W15-D1 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y54-Break Bred by Jamie Bates

 

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