Slow On Jokes (KY)
Deceased
bl.g.11 - 16.1
Marking: Star
Standardbred-Pacer
Earnings: $17,050
Breeder: Nikki Everdeen
Total Points: 11
Dirt Points: 11
Stats: 6: 1-2-0
BSF: 91
Sire: Joke Face Dam: Outpatient  
Grand Sire: Always B Miki Dam Sire: Pulau Hawaii Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-59 Week-2 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 19 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:48.63 *,bts,sr Jockey: Marco Vargas
Flashy Edgar 2 All About Heart ns Breeze Along nck Struggled turns (9)
5 $450  
Year-58 Week-15 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Sloppy. Race 41 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.05 *,bts,sr Jockey: Marco Vargas
Not Just Fast hd Long Name hd Slate B Bad ns Consistently (8)
4 $1,050  
Year-58 Week-12 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:48.65 *,bts,sr Jockey: Aaron Weber
Highland Dixie 3/4 Slow On Jokes 3/4 Scary Crazy Eyes hd Off stride (11)
2 $3,300  
Year-58 Week-9 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 30 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $16,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.04 *,bts,sr Jockey: Marco Vargas
Slow On Jokes 1 3/4 Dead Is Fine 3/4 Summer Vaca 3/4 Impressive throughout (10)
1 $5,000  
Year-58 Week-5 Day-3 The Meadowfields (NJ) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:48.77 *,bts,sr Jockey: Marco Vargas
Demonic Plague 1 1/2 Constitutional ns Aitchby Aitch Bee nck Strong early (9)
4 $1,750  
Year-58 Week-2 Day-3 The Meadowfields (NJ) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.05 *,bts,sr Jockey: Zachary Woodruff
Short Stormy hd Slow On Jokes ns Edgar the Artist nck Four wide (12)
2 $5,500  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-58 Week-1 Day-1 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.29
Year-57 Week-4 Day-5 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.48
Year-57 Week-3 Day-6 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.48
Year-57 Week-3 Day-2 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.27
Year-57 Week-1 Day-6 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.28
Year-56 Week-16 Day-2 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.58
Year-56 Week-10 Day-7 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.49
Year-56 Week-5 Day-3 1 mile. Dirt.
*,bts,sr
1:49.39
Y63-Preseason Deceased
Y62-Break Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y59-W2-D6 Became a Eventer
Y59-W2-D6 Pensioned
Y59-W2-D6 Retired
Y59-W2-D6 Moved to Magic Raven East Cost via 1st class airplane
Y59-W2-D3 Moved to Akron Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W15-D6 Moved to Magic Raven East Cost via 1st class airplane
Y58-W15-D3 Moved to Akron Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W12-D6 Moved to Magic Raven East Cost via 1st class airplane
Y58-W12-D3 Moved to Akron Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W9-D3 Moved to Peyto Southeast via 1st class van
Y58-W8-D7 Moved to Clay Mile via 1st class airplane
Y58-W5-D3 Moved to Foggy Bottom via 1st class van
Y58-W4-D7 Moved to The Meadowfields via 1st class van
Y58-W3-D5 Jogged
Y58-W3-D5 Whisperer: Have you ever seen this horse act differently on a wet track than a dry one? I didn't think so.
Y58-W3-D5 Vet: He could be prone to injury if you're not careful. This horse puts a lot into its training which is stressing the legs. Be careful not to overdo it.
Y58-W3-D5 Vet: Slow On Jokes seems A-okay to me. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise!
Y58-W3-D5 Gelded
Y58-W3-D5 Sold to Fern Thompson for $100,000
Y58-W2-D6 Moved to Foggy Bottom via 1st class van
Y58-W1-D7 Moved to The Meadowfields via 1st class airplane
Y58-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Slow On Jokes' is scary good. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y57-Preseason Trainer: 'Slow On Jokes' is scary good. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W5-D3 Renamed Horse 59131395543 to Slow On Jokes
Y56-W1-D7 Trained Under Harness
Y56-W1-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-W1-D3 Trained Under Harness
Y56-W1-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-Preseason Vet: Horse 59131395543 seems A-okay to me. This horse seems a little sluggish to me. Horse 59131395543 knocks ankles while jogging. Maybe try some boots.
Y56-Preseason Vet: X-rays are coming back clear on Horse 59131395543! I'd avoid too much shipping with this horse right now, it seems kind of tired.
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' is scared of his own shadow! Maybe a shadow roll would work? I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y56-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' sure moves like a stakes horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y56-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y56-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 59131395543' is scary good. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y55-Break Bred for $40,000 Fee
Y55-Break Bred by Nikki Everdeen

Y62-Break Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W3-D5 Sold to Fern Thompson for $100,000
Y55-Break Bred by Nikki Everdeen

 

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