Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-48 Week-15 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 12 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $20,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:58.55 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Miracle Punchline 1 3/4 Bilge Dirge 1 1/2 Soft Mattress 1 Steadied start dictated pace moved inside strongly to wire (6)	1	$6,000
Year-48 Week-13 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 11 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $60,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.15 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Gasoline Alley 1 Bogglesphere 1 Night Owl Thunder 1 1/4 Broke inwards battled wide off turn no headway (11)	7	$0
Year-48 Week-10 Day-5 Lafayette Downs (LA) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:13.46 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Miracle Punchline 1 3/4 Wedding Date 1 1/4 Ms Atoll 1 Broke inwards flashed speed shifted out turn strongly late (6)	1	$7,500
Year-48 Week-8 Day-1 Shakopee Park (MN) Condition: Firm. Race 8 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Claiming Cup Emerald." Entrants must have raced in a claiming race this year. 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:13.47 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Sea Sharp 1 1/4 Revolutionaries 1 Three Side Gamble 1 Broke well settled outside rivals wide turn gave way (12)	11	$0
Year-48 Week-5 Day-1 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 13 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.07 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Miracle Punchline 1 Ballana 1 Behind a Painting 1 Broke well dueled fanned out ridden out (9)	1	$7,500
Year-48 Week-3 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:13.53 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Miracle Punchline 2 Lord of the Cat 1 Scratch Me Not 1 Broke inwards hustled early wide turn ridden out (5)	1	$7,500
Year-47 Week-16 Day-1 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $40,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.04 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Miracle Punchline 1 1/4 Gundagai Mermaid 1 Lord of the Cat 1 3/4 Broke well dictated pace split rivals strongly to wire (6)	1	$7,500
Year-47 Week-13 Day-4 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:13.62 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Miracle Punchline 1 1/4 Swolen Hand 1 Baby Fez 1 Sluggish start rushed up split rivals driving to wire (9)	1	$12,500
Year-47 Week-10 Day-5 Asia Hong Kong Racecourse (HKG) Condition: Soft. Race 3 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.69 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Shezza Brick House 1 3/4 Feely 1 Gib Mir Sonne 1 3/4 Bobbled break hustled early angled out outfinished (5)	4	$1,400
Year-47 Week-7 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 15 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $50,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.98 l,sr Jockey: Orlando Rutledge Miracle Punchline 1 Harmonic 1 Winning Time 1 1/2 Broke outwards forced pace fanned out kept to task stretch (12)	1	$5,000
Year-47 Week-4 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Soft. Race 35 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $50,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:13.67 l,sr Jockey: Orlando Rutledge Singing Bass 1 Miracle Punchline 1 Gullveig 1 Broke poorly forced pace moved inside gamely stretch (11)	2	$2,200
Year-47 Week-2 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 31 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $65,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:58.33 l,sr Jockey: Orlando Rutledge Tune the Moon 2 1/2 Light Shiver 1 Muhaiet 1 Broke outwards reserved between horses responded when urged no threat (11)	7	$0
Year-46 Week-15 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 23 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:58.38 l,sr Jockey: Eric Connor Peace in Reach 1 1/2 Takaful 1 Spiraloutofcontrol 1 Away alertly showed speed moved between horses even finish (9)	9	$0
Year-46 Week-13 Day-1 Colombia Racecourse (COL) Condition: Firm. Race 7 - 7 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $20,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:28.15 l,sr Jockey: Ian Crawford Miracle Punchline 2 1/4 Kinkiness 2 Any Way I Want 4 Clean start rushed up in tight lane ridden out (4)	1	$6,000
Year-46 Week-10 Day-1 Colombia Racecourse (COL) Condition: Yielding. Race 7 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.95 l,sr Jockey: Ian Crawford Frozen Fractal 1 1/4 Miracle Punchline 1 Wine With Ice 1 Broke well showed speed angled out gamely stretch (11)	2	$2,640
Year-46 Week-7 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Good. Race 8 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.13 l,sr Jockey: Ian Crawford Side of Darkness 1 Sedentary 1 Michelle Obama 1 1/2 Broke well flashed speed wide turn no rally (9)	4	$1,050
Year-46 Week-4 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Yielding. Race 4 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:58.27 l,sr Jockey: Ian Crawford First Cat Out 2 Road to the Isles 1 1/2 Michelle Obama 1 Steadied start prompted pace fanned out no rally when asked (6)	5	$300
Year-46 Week-1 Day-1 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Soft. Race 8 - 4 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:46.17 l,sr Jockey: Ian Crawford Dare to Believe 3 Earth to Sky 1 Fantasy Road Trip 1 Broke well prompted pace angled in no threat (11)	6	$0

Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $0)

Horse	Flat	Steeplechaser
Aerovelocity	B+	C

Y52-Break Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y48-W15-D1 Agent: If you had a barnful of broodmares such as 'Miracle Punchline', you would have a formidable breeding operation! Unfortunately, 'Miracle Punchline' probably won't produce a very good steeplechaser.
Y48-W15-D1 Retired
Y48-W15-D1 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y48-W14-D7 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y48-W13-D1 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y48-W12-D5 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y48-W10-D6 Moved to A Moment To Seize
Y48-W10-D2 Moved to Lafayette Downs
Y48-W8-D1 Moved to Journey's End Farms
Y48-W7-D5 Moved to Shakopee Park
Y48-W5-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables
Y48-W4-D7 Moved to Price Is Right Park
Y48-W3-D2 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y48-W2-D5 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y48-W2-D2 Galloped
Y48-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y47-W16-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables
Y47-W15-D5 Moved to Price Is Right Park
Y47-W13-D5 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo
Y47-W12-D7 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park
Y47-W10-D5 Moved to A Happy Appy Farm
Y47-W10-D1 Moved to Hong Kong Racecourse
Y47-W8-D6 Galloped
Y47-W8-D6 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y47-W7-D2 Moved to Green Flash
Y47-W6-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y47-W4-D4 Moved to Green Flash
Y47-W4-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y47-W2-D2 Moved to Green Flash
Y47-W1-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y46-W15-D5 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y46-W15-D2 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y46-W15-D2 Whisperer: I know you know your horse. You should know, then, that this horse doesn't even like to get a bath every morning!
Y46-W13-D4 Moved to Rancho de las Estrellas
Y46-W13-D1 Claimed by Joseph Depaulo for $20,000
Y46-W12-D4 Moved to Colombia Racecourse
Y46-W10-D6 Moved to Rancho de las Estrellas
Y46-W9-D4 Moved to Colombia Racecourse
Y46-W7-D2 Moved to Rancho Dominicana
Y46-W6-D4 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs
Y46-W4-D2 Moved to Rancho Dominicana
Y46-W3-D4 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs
Y46-W1-D2 Moved to Fun in the Sun Farm
Y46-Preseason Moved to Futurity Park
Y46-Preseason Galloped
Y46-Preseason Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W16-D2 Galloped
Y45-W16-D2 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W15-D4 Galloped
Y45-W15-D4 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y45-W14-D5 Galloped
Y45-W14-D5 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W13-D4 Galloped
Y45-W13-D4 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W12-D3 Galloped
Y45-W12-D3 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W11-D5 Galloped
Y45-W11-D5 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y45-W10-D6 Galloped
Y45-W10-D6 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W4-D2 Galloped
Y45-W4-D2 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y45-W3-D5 Galloped
Y45-W3-D5 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y45-W2-D2 Galloped
Y45-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Miracle Punchline' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y45-W1-D2 Renamed Horse 1465125737 to Miracle Punchline
Y45-W1-D2 Vet: She is walking soundly. This horse should be okay, but if the race were today, it won't run the best race of its career, okay? Just so you know, I scoped Horse 1465125737 today. You might want to start using Lasix.
Y45-W1-D2 Vet: No current soundness issues that I can see. I'd avoid too much shipping with this horse right now, it seems kind of tired.
Y45-W1-D2 Vet: She doesn't have any leg problems currently. This horse should be okay, but if the race were today, it won't run the best race of its career, okay?
Y45-Preseason Vet: Looks like She is currently well. Time for a quick break for this horse, if you can.
Y45-Preseason Vet: She doesn't have any leg problems currently. I wouldn't push this horse much harder right now.
Y45-Preseason Vet: She seems A-okay to me. This horse could use a short rest, you know?
Y45-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1465125737' runs with her head up high, I'd try a shadow roll. I think she needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y45-Preseason Galloped
Y45-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1465125737' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-Preseason Jogged
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y45-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y45-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y45-Preseason Galloped
Y45-Preseason Trainer: This horse is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do.
Y45-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y45-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y45-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y45-Preseason Jogged
Y45-Preseason Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y44-W8-D7 Bred for $10,000 Fee
Y44-W8-D7 Bred by Pati Polechonska

Y52-Break Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y46-W13-D1 Claimed by Joseph Depaulo for $20,000
Y44-W8-D7 Bred by Pati Polechonska