Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-51 Week-15 Day-1 Iza Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "New Mexico Cup." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $60,000 Entry Fee $600 (40 points) Finish Time 0:57.23 fe,tt Jockey: Aaron Butler Walk Off Soon 1 Grand Slam Speed 3 1/4 Plenty Freaky 1 1/2 Broke quickly settled well angled out no kick (7)	6	$0
Year-51 Week-9 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Fast. Race 36 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.15 fe,tt Jockey: Aaron Butler Look Snowstorm 2 Lacks Elegance 1 Superman Benz 1 Steadied start no factor early angled out even finish (11)	9	$0
Year-51 Week-3 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Sloppy. Race 18 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Iconic Dash." 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $100,000 Entry Fee $1,000 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.30 fe,tt Jockey: Aaron Butler Homerun King 1 Tet Offensive 1 Gold Flame 1 Clean start held behind rivals advanced on rail no rally when asked (12)	12	$0
Year-50 Week-11 Day-1 Kansas Downs (KS) Condition: Soft. Race 10 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Turf Sprint Wet Race - Only One In Na." Sponsored by Jamie Bates. 4 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:13.15 fe,tt Jockey: Aaron Butler Discounted Steel 1 1/4 The Shadeling 1 Bullet Time 1 Broke smoothly from gate taken back fanned out flattened out (12)	12	$0
Year-50 Week-9 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Fast. Race 32 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.37 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Chartering 2 1/2 Rockmegus 1 Funny Pages 1 Broke outwards settled well responded when urged third best (11)	3	$1,500
Year-50 Week-6 Day-1 Albuquerque Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $20,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:14.26 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Silver Quick 1 1/4 Violent Clouds 1 I Know You Did It 1 Broke smoothly from gate no factor early angled in no rally when asked (12)	6	$0
Year-50 Week-2 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Prince Consort Trophy." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:23.10 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Ends With You 2 King Tyrion 1 3/4 Caszely 1 Away well tracked between advanced on rail no rally (7)	5	$1,000
Year-49 Week-9 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Sloppy. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.35 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Orbiting Mr 1 1/2 Looking the Bizz 2 Drawn to You 1 Away well strung wide early fanned out flattened out (10)	8	$0
Year-49 Week-4 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Red Rum Sprint." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:09.34 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper A O K Black Wind 1 1/4 Southern Hotcake 1 1/4 Scorch Trials 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate tracked between responded when urged flattened out (8)	8	$0
Year-49 Week-2 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Mr Frisky Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 0:57.24 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Southern Hotcake 1 Hard Run 1 Awesome Zens 1 Broke well hustled early in tight lane no response late (7)	6	$0
Year-48 Week-11 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "San Juan Sprint." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $200,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $2,000 (80 points) Finish Time 1:09.14 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Shark Be Quick 1 1/4 Luke Cage 1 1/2 Snoop Dogg 1 1/4 Broke well under firm hold moved between horses no rally (9)	7	$0
Year-48 Week-9 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Miracle Man Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:13.99 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Luke Cage 1 3/4 Solo Homerun 1 Into Your Reserve 1 Broke quickly steadied responded when urged lacked response (12)	9	$0
Year-48 Week-6 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Long Shot Sprint Trophy." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.09 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Hard Run 1 Deloreactor 1 Funny Pages 1 Broke outwards chased pace split rivals third best (11)	3	$7,500
Year-48 Week-3 Day-5 Lakeway Park (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "General Washington Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,500 (60 points) Finish Time 1:23.16 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper California Stardom 1 3/4 Funny Pages 1 Runnin' Reb 1 Broke smoothly from gate dictated pace urged along gamely stretch (8)	2	$33,000
Year-47 Week-16 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.55 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Hard Run 1 New Born Citizen 1 Operation Prophet 1 Away alertly held in mid pack angled in evenly (11)	8	$0
Year-47 Week-12 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Dixie Dancer Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:23.15 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Funny Pages 1/2 Warren 1 Quartet to Deliver 2 1/4 Broke inwards settled outside rivals wide turn willingly to wire (12)	1	$25,000
Year-47 Week-7 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Mintips Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.04 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Smash It 1 Sideways 1 1/4 Sonny Boy 1 3/4 Broke well between rivals early fanned out no rally when asked (10)	7	$0
Year-47 Week-4 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Muddy. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Arrowhead Sprint." 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:57.55 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Free Style 1 Funny Pages 1 Almagro 1 Broke inwards settled angled in gamely stretch (7)	2	$11,000
Year-47 Week-2 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "True Grit Stakes." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.13 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Gathering Storm 1 1/2 Funny Pages 1 Roan's Are Ugly 1 Broke well dictated pace advanced on rail gamely stretch (6)	2	$16,500
Year-46 Week-15 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Conquest Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.13 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Funny Pages 1 Into Your Reserve 1 1/2 Bull Ways 1 Broke outwards prompted pace urged along kept busy stretch (6)	1	$37,500
Year-46 Week-13 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Natural Selection Stakes." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $40,000 Entry Fee $400 (40 points) Finish Time 1:23.38 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Funny Pages 1 3/4 Zoo Bird 1 Radiant Hope 1 Broke inwards dueled urged along strongly to wire (9)	1	$20,000
Year-46 Week-10 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Muddy. Race 3 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Caymanas Juvenile Sprint." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.15 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Free Style 1 1/4 Almagro 1 Upper Echelon 1 1/2 Broke quickly off the pace saved ground no response late (10)	8	$0
Year-46 Week-7 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Good. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Step One Colts Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $45,000 Entry Fee $450 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.34 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Sevanna nck In Your Corner 3 Road to Contempt 1 Broke outwards rushed up in tight lane flattened out (5)	5	$900
Year-46 Week-4 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Juvenile Sprint Classic." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $75,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $750 (60 points) Finish Time 0:57.19 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Better By Far 2 Funny Pages 3 3/4 Scary Winds 1 Steadied start hustled early wide off turn yielded (5)	2	$16,500
Year-46 Week-1 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 4 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:45.33 fe,tt Jockey: Matthew Cooper Funny Pages 1 1/2 Highland Mist 1 1/2 Allaboutthatdream 3 1/4 Broke well battled advanced on rail kept busy stretch (5)	1	$7,500

Y54-Preseason Deceased
Y54-Preseason Pensioned
Y54-Preseason Retired
Y51-W14-D4 Moved to Iza Park
Y51-W2-D6 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y50-W11-D1 Pulled a suspensory ligament.
Y50-W9-D5 Moved to Kansas Downs
Y50-W8-D6 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y50-W8-D5 Vet: Funny Pages seems A-okay to me. This horse is tired today, you might want to make sure He rests for a couple of days.
Y50-W8-D5 Schooled in the Gate
Y50-W8-D5 Given to Light Out
Y50-W6-D2 Moved to Cripple Creek Ranch
Y50-W5-D5 Moved to Albuquerque Park
Y50-W5-D2 Jogged
Y50-W2-D2 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y50-W1-D7 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y49-W16-D5 Galloped
Y49-W16-D5 Trainer: 'Funny Pages' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y49-W9-D3 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y49-W8-D7 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y49-W4-D2 Moved to Vista Hermosa Farm
Y49-W4-D2 Gelded
Y49-W3-D5 Moved to Puerto Rico Raceway
Y49-W2-D2 Moved to Vista Hermosa Farm
Y49-Preseason Galloped
Y49-Preseason Trainer: 'Funny Pages' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y48-W10-D5 Moved to Puerto Rico Raceway
Y48-W9-D2 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y48-W8-D5 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y48-W6-D1 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y48-W5-D5 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y48-W3-D5 Moved to Lakeside Stud
Y48-W3-D2 Moved to Lakeway Park
Y47-W16-D5 Moved to Haras Monumental
Y47-W16-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y47-W16-D2 Moved to Florence Park
Y47-W15-D4 Moved to Rivendell Acres
Y47-W15-D4 Galloped
Y47-W15-D4 Trainer: 'Funny Pages' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential.
Y47-W12-D2 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y47-W11-D6 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y47-W7-D6 Moved to Inspiration Stud
Y47-W6-D5 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse
Y47-W4-D1 Moved to Inspiration Stud
Y47-W3-D5 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse
Y47-W2-D1 Moved to Inspiration Stud
Y47-W1-D5 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse
Y46-W15-D1 Moved to Inspiration Stud
Y46-W14-D5 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse
Y46-W13-D1 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y46-W12-D5 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y46-W10-D2 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y46-W9-D5 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y46-W7-D6 Moved to Vista Hermosa Farm
Y46-W7-D1 Moved to Rancho Dominicana
Y46-W6-D5 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs
Y46-W4-D5 Moved to Vista Hermosa Farm
Y46-W3-D5 Moved to Puerto Rico Raceway
Y46-W1-D1 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y46-Preseason Moved to Trinidad Racecourse
Y45-W16-D1 Jogged
Y45-W16-D1 Swam in Pool
Y45-W16-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W9-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W9-D3 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W9-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W9-D1 Swam in Pool
Y45-W8-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W8-D6 Galloped
Y45-W8-D6 Trainer: 'Funny Pages' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-W8-D6 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W8-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W8-D4 Swam in Pool
Y45-W8-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W8-D2 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W8-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W7-D6 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W7-D3 Swam in Pool
Y45-W6-D7 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W5-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W5-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W4-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W4-D6 Schooled in the Paddock
Y45-W4-D6 Schooled in the Gate
Y45-W4-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W4-D5 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W4-D5 Swam in Pool
Y45-W4-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W4-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W4-D2 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W4-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W3-D7 Swam in Pool
Y45-W3-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W3-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W3-D4 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W3-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W3-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W3-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W2-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W2-D6 Swam in Pool
Y45-W2-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W2-D3 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W2-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W2-D1 Swam in Pool
Y45-W1-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W1-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W1-D6 Swam in Pool
Y45-W1-D6 Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-W1-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W1-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-W1-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Vet: He could be prone to injury if you're not careful. This horse puts a lot into its training which is stressing the legs. Be careful not to overdo it.
Y45-Preseason Vet: He seems to be walking fine. This horse will be tired for the next few days, okay?
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Jogged
Y45-Preseason Vet: Looks like He is currently well. This horse should be at it's peak in about five or six days if you don't push it too hard this week Oh! I remember you asking about Funny Pages's teeth because of discomfort with the bit. I checked the teeth, no issues there. A tongue tie might solve your problem with the bit.
Y45-Preseason Renamed Horse 1470064488 to Funny Pages
Y45-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1470064488' just likes to rocket out of the gate. Adding a figure-8 noseband might help him settle. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y45-Preseason Galloped
Y45-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1470064488' sure moves like a very nice horse!
Y45-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Worked on the Longe Line
Y45-Preseason Galloped
Y45-Preseason Trainer: This horse is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what he's able to do.
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y45-Preseason Jogged
Y45-Preseason Galloped
Y45-Preseason Trainer: This horse is very unfit and needs more training.
Y45-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y45-Preseason Worked on the Longe Line
Y44-Break Bred for $20,000 Fee
Y44-Break Bred by Paul Heinrich

Y50-W8-D5 Given to Light Out
Y44-Break Bred by Paul Heinrich