Lawyer Jokes (NY)
Maiden Deceased
b.m.22 - 16.3
Marking: Star/Snip
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $0
Breeder: Bryan Price
Stats: 0: 0-0-0
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 0: 0-0-0
Sire: Sidney Dam: Scattered Lights  
Grand Sire: Quite the Feat Dam Sire: Tattered Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $83,790)
Name Type Sire Earnings Stats My Alerts
Dad Jokes b.g.18 Shahdaroba $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 1513612188 b.g.19 Bahamut $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 1526095358 b.m.17 Sideshow $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 1568553563 b.g.14 King Michael $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 1579037938 b.m.13 Bricks and Mortar $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 1580906989 b.g.12 Good Magic $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 59162076764 b.g.11 Good Magic $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse 60649744824 b.h.10 Bricks and Mortar $0 0: 0-0-0
Placating Tom b.g.15 Duramente $31,600 17: 1-2-4
Tell The b.m.9 Mishriff $52,190 13: 3-2-1
Vermont Francie b.m.16 Duramente $0 0: 0-0-0
Horse Flat Steeplechaser
Mishriff B+ C+
Y59-Preseason Deceased
Y58-W9-D6 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W9-D6 Pensioned
Y58-W9-D6 Moved to Rancho Del Mar via airplane
Y58-W9-D6 Sold to Karl Smythe for $5,000
Y58-W1-D1 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W8-D6 Moved to Madrona Ridge Farm via airplane
Y57-W8-D6 Sold to Willowcreek Farms for $5,000
Y57-W8-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y48-Break Moved to Empire Farms - Palau
Y48-Break Sold at auction to Glenn Escobar for $1,501
Y48-W16-D4 Renamed Horse 1480486063 to Lawyer Jokes
Y48-W7-D2 Agent: If you had a barnful of broodmares such as 'Horse 1480486063', you would have a formidable breeding operation! Unfortunately, 'Horse 1480486063' probably won't produce a very good steeplechaser.
Y48-W7-D2 Retired
Y48-W7-D1 Galloped
Y48-W7-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1480486063' should have a productive career.
Y48-W6-D6 Jogged
Y48-W5-D7 Moved to Diablo Lodge, Scotland
Y48-W5-D6 Galloped
Y48-W5-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' galloped around the track easily! I hope she isn't a morning glory.
Y48-W5-D4 Swam in Pool
Y48-W4-D7 Galloped
Y48-W4-D7 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1480486063' should have a productive career.
Y48-W3-D7 Jogged
Y48-W3-D3 Jogged
Y48-Preseason Galloped
Y48-Preseason Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1480486063' should have a productive career.
Y47-W16-D1 Galloped
Y47-W16-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-W12-D7 Galloped
Y47-W12-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-W11-D4 Galloped
Y47-W11-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-W10-D5 Galloped
Y47-W10-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-W9-D3 Galloped
Y47-W9-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-W7-D3 Galloped
Y47-W7-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-W7-D1 Galloped
Y47-W7-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y46-W15-D7 Galloped
Y46-W15-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1480486063? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y46-W15-D3 Galloped
Y46-W15-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do.
Y46-W12-D4 Galloped
Y46-W12-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do.
Y46-W11-D2 Galloped
Y46-W11-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do.
Y46-W7-D1 Galloped
Y46-W7-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1480486063' should have a productive career.
Y46-W5-D3 Galloped
Y46-W5-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' galloped around the track easily! I hope she isn't a morning glory.
Y46-W5-D2 Galloped
Y46-W5-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1480486063? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y46-W4-D4 Galloped
Y46-W4-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do.
Y46-W1-D6 Galloped
Y46-W1-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1480486063' should have a productive career. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1480486063? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y46-W1-D5 Jogged
Y46-W1-D5 Galloped
Y46-W1-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what she's able to do.
Y46-W1-D2 Jogged
Y46-W1-D2 Walked the Shedrow
Y46-W1-D2 Galloped
Y46-W1-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y46-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y46-Preseason Galloped
Y46-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y46-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y46-Preseason Galloped
Y46-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1480486063' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y45-W16-D2 Bred for $125,000 Fee
Y45-W16-D2 Bred by Bryan Price
Y58-W9-D6 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W9-D6 Sold to Karl Smythe for $5,000
Y58-W1-D1 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y57-W8-D6 Sold to Willowcreek Farms for $5,000
Y57-W8-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y48-Break Sold at auction to Glenn Escobar for $1,501
Y45-W16-D2 Bred by Bryan Price

 

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