Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-53 Week-11 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Good. Race 11 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.57 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Glorified Parody 1 Sleek 1 Decent Puzzles 1 Steadied start taken behind rivals moved between horses driving to wire (12)	1	$4,000
Year-53 Week-2 Day-4 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $5,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.44 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Away Bad 1 1/2 Dare Tobe Naughty 1 Chicago Hark 1 Fell to knees at start middle path split rivals evenly (11)	10	$0
Year-52 Week-13 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.74 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Label Maker 1 1/4 I Know You Did It 1 1/2 All Six Bases 1 Broke outwards held behind rivals wide off turn no headway (12)	8	$0
Year-52 Week-11 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.53 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer I Forgot About You 1 1/2 Glorified Parody 1 1/4 Wild Glance 1 Clean start lagged early shifted out turn gamely stretch (11)	2	$1,760
Year-52 Week-6 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 42 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.71 *,fe,l Jockey: Serena Lane Wicked Laugh 1 1/4 Cantallops 1 Fiercely Mad 1 Away alertly lagged early angled out dropped out (9)	4	$560
Year-52 Week-4 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Good. Race 48 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:14.23 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer I Want a Blackjack 1 Glorified Parody 1 Love Is a Tornado 1 1/4 Broke poorly no factor early saved ground could not match winner (12)	2	$1,760
Year-52 Week-2 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Muddy. Race 8 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $500. Purse $5,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.52 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Orange Mustang 1 1/2 Glance At Magic 1 Tizconnor 1 Clean start steadied behind horses moved between horses evenly (11)	4	$350
Year-51 Week-15 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Muddy. Race 1 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $6,500 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.42 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Beans Meanz Heinz 1 Fancy Change 2 Lika Villain 1 1/4 Broke well held in mid pack wide off turn tired (12)	5	$130
Year-51 Week-12 Day-2 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Good. Race 42 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $10,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.26 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Almagro 1 3/4 Quicklyintothenite 1 Brave the Empire 1 Broke outwards middle path advanced on rail outfinished (9)	7	$0
Year-51 Week-9 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.13 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Winter Blast 1 3/4 Degrees of Speed 2 Piece of the Game 1 1/4 Away well middle path moved between horses no response late (9)	9	$0
Year-51 Week-2 Day-5 Bay Area Park (CA) Condition: Sloppy. Race 13 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $10,000. Purse $8,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.36 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Hammerhead 1 1/4 Fight Fat Fast 1 As Fast As Fire 1 1/4 Broke quickly taken behind rivals on rail turn hung (10)	8	$0
Year-50 Week-13 Day-1 Junior High (CAN) Condition: Sloppy. Race 11 - 7 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. Junior Players Only. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:27.85 *,fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Road to Contempt 1 Acdc 1 Boy Ablaze 1 Broke quickly held behind rivals on rail turn tired late (9)	4	$1,400
Year-50 Week-11 Day-1 Wyoming Raceway (WY) Condition: Muddy. Race 5 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.61 fe,l Jockey: Nathan Palmer Yougottabejoking 1 3/4 Chicago Hark 1 1/2 Rob's Life Story 1 Broke smoothly from gate taken back fanned out flattened out (12)	9	$0
Year-50 Week-9 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Good. Race 13 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.63 l,sw Jockey: Nathan Palmer Just Wing It 1 1/4 Tornado Dust 1 1/4 Detour Turn Back 2 Broke inwards taken behind rivals wide turn evenly (10)	6	$0
Year-50 Week-4 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Good. Race 15 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $24,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:14.31 l,nw Jockey: Nathan Palmer Lost Symphony 1 1/4 Triumphant Shark 1 Looks Productive 1 1/4 Steadied start no factor early shifted out turn flattened out (10)	9	$0
Year-49 Week-15 Day-5 Border Park (TX) Condition: Muddy. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.54 l,nw Jockey: Nathan Palmer Toxic Worker 1 1/4 Tornadotrouble 1 Live It Up 2 Sluggish start held behind rivals split rivals even finish (12)	8	$0
Year-49 Week-13 Day-1 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Sloppy. Race 8 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:58.18 l,nw Jockey: Nathan Palmer Glorified Parody 2 Bull Girl 1 3/4 Grab the Star 1 1/4 Broke outwards vied with rival saved ground strongly to wire (7)	1	$7,500

Y55-Preseason Deceased
Y54-W1-D5 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y54-W1-D4 Galloped
Y54-W1-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Glorified Parody' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y53-W11-D4 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y53-W11-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y53-W10-D2 Jogged
Y53-W7-D4 Swam in Pool
Y53-W2-D4 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y53-W2-D1 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y53-W2-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y53-W2-D1 Galloped
Y53-W2-D1 Trainer: 'Glorified Parody' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory.
Y52-W13-D4 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y52-W13-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y52-W11-D4 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y52-W11-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y52-W6-D4 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y52-W6-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y52-W4-D2 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y52-W3-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y52-W2-D2 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y52-W1-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y52-Preseason Galloped
Y52-Preseason Trainer: Great gallop! 'Glorified Parody' should have a productive career.
Y51-W15-D2 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y51-W14-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y51-W12-D2 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y51-W11-D7 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y51-W9-D5 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y51-W9-D2 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y51-W8-D6 Jogged
Y51-W2-D5 Moved to Cadeauje Farms
Y51-W2-D2 Moved to Bay Area Park
Y51-Preseason Galloped
Y51-Preseason Trainer: 'Glorified Parody' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory.
Y50-W13-D1 Moved to Cadeauje Farms
Y50-W12-D5 Moved to Junior High
Y50-W11-D1 Moved to Cadeauje Farms
Y50-W10-D5 Moved to Wyoming Raceway
Y50-W10-D1 Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y50-W9-D1 Moved to A Florida Hub Stable
Y50-W8-D5 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y50-W8-D5 Jogged
Y50-W8-D5 Schooled in the Gate
Y50-W4-D5 Moved to A Florida Hub Stable
Y50-W4-D2 Moved to Florence Park
Y50-Preseason Galloped
Y50-Preseason Trainer: 'Glorified Parody' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory.
Y49-W15-D5 Moved to A Florida Hub Stable
Y49-W15-D2 Moved to Border Park
Y49-W14-D2 Trainer: 'Glorified Parody' has some blood and mucus in the lungs, so try using Lasix. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y49-W13-D1 Moved to A Florida Hub Stable
Y49-W12-D5 Moved to Futurity Park
Y49-W11-D5 Whisperer: Rain doesn't seem to be a problem for your horse.
Y49-W2-D4 Moved to Iron City Louisiana
Y49-W2-D4 Galloped
Y49-W2-D4 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Glorified Parody' should have a productive career.
Y49-W2-D4 Renamed Horse 1502840347 to Glorified Parody
Y49-W2-D4 Sold to Kootenay Stables for $100
Y49-Preseason Gelded
Y48-W14-D1 Galloped
Y48-W14-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1502840347' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory.
Y48-W13-D5 Galloped
Y48-W13-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1502840347' should have a productive career.
Y48-W4-D5 Galloped
Y48-W4-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1502840347' galloped around the track easily! I hope he isn't a morning glory.
Y47-W17-D2 Bred for $60,000 Fee
Y47-W17-D2 Bred by Gary Stewart

Y54-W1-D5 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y49-W2-D4 Sold to Kootenay Stables for $100
Y47-W17-D2 Bred by Gary Stewart