Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-50 Week-14 Day-5 Lakeway Park (MD) Condition: Muddy. Race 7 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $10,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.15 nw,sr Jockey: Lisa Sanchez Absurd Parody 1 1/4 Waggle 1 1/2 Smooth Talking 2 3/4 Away alertly battled shifted out turn proved best under urging (7)	1	$6,000
Year-50 Week-12 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.88 nw,sr Jockey: Jessica Martinez Flizans Tornado 3 Absurd Parody 1 Habitual Drunkard 1 1/2 Broke well battled advanced on rail gamely stretch (8)	2	$3,300
Year-50 Week-10 Day-1 Iza Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $17,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.82 nw,sr Jockey: Abbey Marshall Dramatic Chipmunk 1 1/2 Fire Brew 3 Wild Scenario 1 Broke poorly between foes moved between horses no rally (6)	4	$840
Year-50 Week-7 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.93 nw,sr Jockey: Natalia Summers I Want Caaandy 1 Electronic Guitar 2 Topofthe Symphony 1 Broke outwards dictated pace responded when urged angled out late (6)	4	$1,050
Year-50 Week-5 Day-1 Illinois Raceway (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.80 nw,sr Jockey: Anna Walker Hurtling Shark 1 1/2 Dramatic Chipmunk 1 Flizans Record 1 1/4 Broke well under firm hold saved ground outfinished (8)	7	$0
Year-49 Week-2 Day-5 Adolescent Acres (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 4 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:52.68 nw,sr Jockey: Abbey Lane Midnight Venture 1 1/2 Voodoo Avenue 2 1/2 Absurd Parody 1 Broke smoothly from gate showed speed responded when urged willingly stretch (4)	3	$1,200

Y50-W14-D5 Moved to Blue Ridge Estate
Y50-W14-D3 Moved to Lakeway Park
Y50-W12-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable
Y50-W11-D7 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y50-W10-D4 Moved to A Central Hub Stable
Y50-W9-D7 Moved to Iza Park
Y50-W7-D2 Moved to A Central Hub Stable
Y50-W6-D7 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y50-W5-D1 Moved to A Central Hub Stable
Y50-W4-D7 Moved to Illinois Raceway
Y50-W4-D3 Schooled in the Gate
Y50-W4-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y50-W4-D3 Schooled in the Paddock
Y50-W2-D3 Galloped
Y50-W2-D3 Trainer: 'Absurd Parody's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time.
Y50-W2-D3 Trained with stable pony Bull Black Cake
Y50-W2-D3 Schooled in the Paddock
Y50-W2-D3 Trained to Jump
Y50-W2-D3 Trainer: This horse stumbled over every jump and was a hazard on the course! I'm not sure 'Absurd Parody' will ever make it as a Steeplechase horse!
Y50-W2-D3 Swam in Pool
Y49-W2-D5 Moved to Greener Pastures Nursery CA
Y49-W2-D4 Moved to Adolescent Acres
Y49-W2-D4 Renamed Horse 1502987689 to Absurd Parody
Y49-W2-D4 Trainer: Look at Horse 1502987689's tail whipping around! That whip is really upsetting him. I'd get rid of it. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y48-W11-D2 Moved to Inspiration Stud
Y48-W11-D2 Given to Bernard Kwok
Y48-W10-D4 Gelded
Y48-W10-D3 Galloped
Y48-W10-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time.
Y48-W7-D5 Galloped
Y48-W7-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience.
Y48-W7-D4 Galloped
Y48-W7-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time.
Y48-W7-D1 Galloped
Y48-W7-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Horse 1502987689? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y48-W6-D5 Galloped
Y48-W6-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience.
Y48-W6-D4 Galloped
Y48-W6-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time.
Y48-W6-D1 Galloped
Y48-W6-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time.
Y48-W5-D7 Galloped
Y48-W5-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience.
Y48-W4-D1 Galloped
Y48-W4-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience.
Y48-Preseason Galloped
Y48-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1502987689's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time.
Y47-Break Bred by Xander Zone

Y48-W11-D2 Given to Bernard Kwok
Y47-Break Bred by Xander Zone