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She's such a tease...
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This Spencer... will he be giving us hints about what he is up to? Maybe he's going to be the new judge for all these Eventing horses that are sitting around like lards because we don't have a proper judge? :P
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Spencer has a lot of hype to live up to! No pressure, Spencer!
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Nena Olson wrote: 4 years ago Spencer has a lot of hype to live up to! No pressure, Spencer!
Don't worry, he thrives under pressure.
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Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

It's Spencer, man!
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Maybe he’ll tell us which horses will improve for the low low price of a bajillion GP 😜
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Jockey Agent?! Are we going to have to start chasing riders?
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Spencer: "Here I come to save the daaaayyyy..."

And now I've got Andy Kaufman in my head.
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I'm thinking he might be an assist with breeding. Like, "the stallion your mare is booked to has only 10 breedings left." Something like that.
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Hmmm a blacksmith that forges shoes for track type and weather...now that's pressure alot of hooves that need shoes.
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Spencer sounds like he has a real Edge on all the numbers in the SIM

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I love the things Spencer can do. When will he be available and how will we find him?
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Spencer. Where are you. I need your help to optimize my breeding calculations. What is the average distancepreference based on the speed figures of this mare? Spencer.. I need your help soon!
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I heard Spencer will be at his office soon. He excels at excels, so I heard.
I wonder what he can do.
Hey Spencer, I have 50.000$ to spend on this mare. If I pay you 2.000 GP, could you give me 5 suggestions of stallions that would be a good choice?
Hey Spencer, I am out of diet coke, can you get me a new one?
Hey Spencer, This claimer has a really nice pedigree, can you see if he is going to be a late bloomer?
Hey Spencer, I have two choices for this horse, suboptimal weather or suboptimal distance. Which one affects my horse the most?
Hey Spencer, This horse is "allowance" can you tell me if it is close to productive or close to stakes if I give you a bribe?
Hey Spencer, What is the best time this dirt miler has ran, I want my horses time not just the winning time, can you arrange that?
Hey Spencer, Can you help me to retire all my claimers, I just can't do it.

Welcome Spencer!
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I hope he's nicer than Dr. Hacklu.
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