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[Dylan Christensen]

Your girlfriend? You mean that old woman you've been hanging out with who lives in the assisted living community?

Shut up, Mildreth is a god damn saint.

She sells drugs and she's a pedophile.

SHE'S A PHARMACIST

[Tim Matthews]

Shut up, Mildreth is a god damn saint.

She sells drugs and she's a pedophile.

SHE'S A PHARMACIST

And she's RACIST!!!!!!

[Dylan Christensen]

She sells drugs and she's a pedophile.

SHE'S A PHARMACIST

And she's RACIST!!!!!!

No she just hates you!

[Tim Matthews]

SHE'S A PHARMACIST

And she's RACIST!!!!!!

No she just hates you!

Dylan......... I * her too.

* bonked

[Nathan Klein]

This is just an excuse for me to say my favorite word of all time................Rutabaga

[Dylan Christensen]

And she's RACIST!!!!!!

No she just hates you!

Dylan......... I * her too.

* bonked

Mildreth hasn't been with a man since her husband died back in '98 and besides she only messes with men who are well endowed

[Tim Matthews]

No she just hates you!

Dylan......... I * her too.

* bonked

Mildreth hasn't been with a man since her husband died back in '98 and besides she only messes with men who are well endowed

She lies to you to make you feel better.

[Dylan Christensen]

Dylan......... I * her too.

* bonked

Mildreth hasn't been with a man since her husband died back in '98 and besides she only messes with men who are well endowed

She lies to you to make you feel better.

Oh really, well then explain her face when she saw me for the first time

[Nini Panini]

The debauchery leaves me stunned

[Tim Matthews]

Mildreth hasn't been with a man since her husband died back in '98 and besides she only messes with men who are well endowed

She lies to you to make you feel better.

Oh really, well then explain her face when she saw me for the first time

She was confused because of the dementia and her teeth fell out. Don't flatter yourself.

[Dylan Christensen]

She lies to you to make you feel better.

Oh really, well then explain her face when she saw me for the first time

She was confused because of the dementia and her teeth fell out. Don't flatter yourself.

She doesn't even have teeth, it's nice

[Tim Matthews]

Oh really, well then explain her face when she saw me for the first time

She was confused because of the dementia and her teeth fell out. Don't flatter yourself.

She doesn't even have teeth, it's nice

Neither do you, that's probably why you get along

[Dylan Christensen]

She was confused because of the dementia and her teeth fell out. Don't flatter yourself.

She doesn't even have teeth, it's nice

Neither do you, that's probably why you get along

Y'know what * you, I'm gonna be rich some day and have all the bi***es and you'll be left with nothing because my real dad is gonna come back from the war and kick your ass

[Tim Matthews]

She doesn't even have teeth, it's nice

Neither do you, that's probably why you get along

Y'know what * you, I'm gonna be rich some day and have all the bi***es and you'll be left with nothing because my real dad is gonna come back from the war and kick your ass

Your "real dad" died from having too much poop in his butt. Just because it was in Iraq doesn't make it cool

[Dylan Christensen]

Neither do you, that's probably why you get along

Y'know what * you, I'm gonna be rich some day and have all the bi***es and you'll be left with nothing because my real dad is gonna come back from the war and kick your ass

Your "real dad" died from having too much poop in his butt. Just because it was in Iraq doesn't make it cool

What does that even mean, this is why they kicked you out of community college.