Record Workout Times -- All Breeds

[Mr. Lord Rich]

Hey Tim,
you are going to be at the BC right? Are you going to show me your record setting big floppy turd?

[Garret Folsom]

Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.

[Nick Gilmore]

Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.

Ironically I debated leasing one of them out in her 2 year old season with a bonus of first foal if she wins either the Stewards Cup or the 2 Year Old Championship. What's my chances?

[Mr. Lord Rich]

Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.

Ironically I debated leasing one of them out in her 2 year old season with a bonus of first foal if she wins either the Stewards Cup or the 2 Year Old Championship. What's my chances?

Garret here's your big chance !!!

[Nena Olson]

Enchantment worked 5f Dirt in 56.89. Second fastest 5f dirt time ever! About time, Prayers... about darn time!

[Joseph Depaulo]

Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.

Ironically I debated leasing one of them out in her 2 year old season with a bonus of first foal if she wins either the Stewards Cup or the 2 Year Old Championship. What's my chances?

Well I wouldn't mind reliving you of such a burden

Also yearling 2f aw record http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=782199 23.58

[Tim Matthews]

Hello everyeone
I'd ljke to announce that my Horse, Big Floppy Turd, has broken the workout record for all furlong distances on dirt.

2f - 17.53
3f - 15.46 (yes he worked even faster at 3 furlongs!!)
4f - 39.98
5f - 51.60
6f - 1:00.05

Unfortunately Big floppy Turd became very fatigued after his 6f work and breezed 7f in a pedestrian 8 minutes and 47 seconds . Please strike this workout from the record

Looks like ive got a world-beater on my hands!

it is with a heavy heart that I announce that my horse Big Floppy Turd has died. Please send your condolencws to my imbox

For those concerned, his death was caused by complications of the swine flu and definitely not from his insanely oppressive and stupid workout schedule

[Dan Kauffman]

I had heard he spontaneously combusted after that 3F workout, as did every human who watched it.

[Garret Folsom]

Full sister to Double Fluff, Another Fluff just set the record for fastest 6 Furlong All Weather workout ever.

[Adela Nowak]

http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=803230&

Paint 300yds 17.11

[Oncu Kaan]

Year 46, yearling 2F dirt 21.79 "Daryl"

[Lily Wilkins]

Holy moly! Congrats to Art Vandelay on this colt: http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=923462

5F dirt in :56.69

[Anne Conradt]

https://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=895987

Gold On The Sea. 4 F All Weather. :47 flat.

I almost didn't work her for that last workout, too.

But, then I thought, well, she doesn't have a work as a two year old ... so why not? I would have never believe any animal was capable of that.

Looking back on it now, I probably should have worked her a couple more times to see if she could break the :47.00 ceiling.

[Danny Derby]

Now that rankings are a thing and this thread is dead can we unsticky it?