Names that didn't age well

[Tammy Stawicki]

So I've started going through all my broodmares and making plans for this year and I am reminded once again of my embarrassingly named mare and figured I'd share the story to give people a chuckle. Back in year 40 (February of 2015) when naming my foals I realized the lyrics of I Lived by One Republic were horse naming gold. Out of that one song I got "Choose to Stay," "I Did it All," "I Lived," "Own Every Second," "Take That Jump," "Take teh Pain," "Theworldcouldgive" and.... "Build a Wall" obviously that name has not aged well.

Anyone else have names that are embarrassing.

[The Steward]

All four of my lifetime exes played the SIM at one point or another, so anything named after any of them starting in like Year 6.

You think I'd learn that lesson.

[J.r. Lewis]

All four of my lifetime exes played the SIM at one point or another, so anything named after any of them starting in like Year 6.

You think I'd learn that lesson.

There's a good start to a country song...

[Regina Moore]

All four of my lifetime exes

I hope you mean 3 ex-boyfriends and 1 ex-husband. You're too young to have four ex-husbands!

[The Steward]

All four of my lifetime exes

I hope you mean 3 ex-boyfriends and 1 ex-husband. You're too young to have four ex-husbands!

The secret life of Emily, marrying people left and right!!!!

[Tammy Stawicki]

Hey weddings are fun!

[Gwayne's World]

Hey weddings are fun!

Other people's.

[Tammy Stawicki]

But how hard can it really be to throw one by the time you get to the 4th?

[Brian Leavitt]

All four of my lifetime exes played the SIM at one point or another, so anything named after any of them starting in like Year 6.

You think I'd learn that lesson.

Wait, four?

[Jo Ferris]

the lyrics of I Lived by One Republic were horse naming gold.

It still is, except between you and me I think all the lyrics are used one way or another

[Tamara Estes]

All four of my lifetime exes played the SIM at one point or another, so anything named after any of them starting in like Year 6.

Unfortunately this post has inspired me to name/rename some horses. The names probably won't age well. All My Exes, Fourth Ex, Love on the Sim, FoundloveontheSim, Simster Love, Find Sim Love, ...

Love forum posts to inspire my horse names! (Sim Peta, Drink the Kool Aid, ...)

[Keith Maidlow]

All four of my lifetime exes played the SIM at one point or another, so anything named after any of them starting in like Year 6.

You think I'd learn that lesson.

There's a good start to a country song...

There is actually a country song, "All My Exes Live in Texas".

I don't do tattoos but getting a person's face or name as a tattoo certainly isn't a great thing to do.

[Fanta Arcadia]

All four of my lifetime exes played the SIM at one point or another, so anything named after any of them starting in like Year 6.

You think I'd learn that lesson.

There's a good start to a country song...

There is actually a country song, "All My Exes Live in Texas".

I don't do tattoos but getting a person's face or name as a tattoo certainly isn't a great thing to do.

And now I have Texas Exes on reserve =D

[Flizan Hambletonian]

I would love to use Meatloaf lyrics. But it´s hard- they are to long! "Objectsintherearviewmirrormayappearcloserthantheyare* *IwoulddoanythingforlovebutIwon'tdothat* *Outofthefryingpanandintothefire*

[Laura Smith]

I think I have "Anything For Love" reserved, haha.

I personally have this problem where I maybe have a few too many and start reserving names that I think are hilarious or amazing inside jokes in the moment. Definitely not as hilarious when sober.
Here's a good one. So here in Canada our packaging is in both French and English. When you buy a carton of eggnog, it says "Eggnog" but also "Lait de Poule" which translates literally to Chicken Milk. Great name for a horse, right?