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Another Hacklu Story

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Dr. Hinede Hacklu Says:
"Hi There, Gwayne Mike. I need coffee. Do you have coffee? I can give 'Teddy K G B' an exam. It will cost you $1,000."

So I buy him an expensive Starbuck's blend.

He thanks me by charging me a grand for the visit?

The legend continues :arrow:
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Pour that man his coffee. Then pay that man his money.
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:lol: :lol:
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Michael Looker wrote: 4 years ago Pour that man his coffee. Then pay that man his money.
Should have asked him, 'Would you like an Oreo cookie with your coffee?'
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Studies have shown that doctors (and assumably vets too) get less complications when they operate just after the morning coffee...
I will try to find a link to that...
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CHECK,CHECK,CHECK....... :evil:
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Maybe that's a SIM money removal idea - a button that says "Give Hacklu coffee" for $10k and you get extra info.
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The Steward wrote: 4 years ago Maybe that's a SIM money removal idea - a button that says "Give Hacklu coffee" for $10k and you get extra info.
OMG A $10k COFFEE?!
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The Steward wrote: 4 years ago Maybe that's a SIM money removal idea - a button that says "Give Hacklu coffee" for $10k and you get extra info.
Buy groceries for his family for a week and he can transform your claimer into a FREAK!
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Gwayne Mike wrote: 4 years ago
The Steward wrote: 4 years ago Maybe that's a SIM money removal idea - a button that says "Give Hacklu coffee" for $10k and you get extra info.
Buy groceries for his family for a week and he can transform your claimer into a FREAK!
For one race
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Well, I've got coffee, "fika", eggs, alcohol, books (written by the horseowner), chocolate, flowers, Thank You note in the local papers,... I have one farmer who always set up the barbecue when I come. My favourite is drawings from the kids.

And I remember one time. I was a "newly baked" veterinarian and got a call from a farmer- a cow had mastitis. I live near the sea, and the farmer arranged to pick me up in his boat. It was spring but it felt like a summerday in the westcoast archpelago. 40 min later, we arrived to a little island, and I could examen and treat the cow. After this -of course breakfast with homemade bread, egg and pickled herring. And then we went back again by his little boat. Back to reality. Unfortunately I don't think we could save the cow (it was a really nasty e-coli mastitis), and I heard the farmer passed away in cancer. But I will always remember going out in a little boat to the little island, meet this farmer and his lovely wife and eat the best breakfast I've ever had... <3
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Wonder if your horse has alligator blood...
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Lance Macisaac wrote: 4 years ago Wonder if your horse has alligator blood...
:lol: With the competition he'll be facing, I hope so :lol:
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Ali Hedgestone wrote: 4 years ago
Gwayne Mike wrote: 4 years ago
The Steward wrote: 4 years ago Maybe that's a SIM money removal idea - a button that says "Give Hacklu coffee" for $10k and you get extra info.
Buy groceries for his family for a week and he can transform your claimer into a FREAK!
For one race
With no fear of prosecution and SIM prison?
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Well he did wish me a happy birthday today by telling me I look fit and happy. I'm not sure about the first part.
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