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Nathan Klein
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The Real Sim Shady

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I was board so i'm gonna see if as a team we can make a full sim version of The Real Slim Shady i'll start with the easiest part the opening and just see where it goes from there.


May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Sim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Sim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
"Nathan you tweaking"
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😂😂😂
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Jennifer Blake
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Y'all act like you never seen a hall of fame trainer before
Jaws all on the floor like Pete like Danny just burst in the door.
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And started whooping his horses worse then before
They first were divorced throwin Tim over furniture (agh)
it's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And then Trent said, nothing you idiots Trents dead
hes locked in my basement (ha ha!)
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Jennifer Blake
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Laura ferg love the steward
"Neigh, neigh, neigh, Sim Shady, I'm never sick of it





It hurt my soul to type I’m sick of it so I had to add the NEVER
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Nathan Klein
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Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his Steward you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
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Alright Nathan, your job is to work on finishing this entire song with Jennifer Blake, record it to music and post the finished product in this thread
A CAVAL DONATO NON SI GUARDA IN BOCCA
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Nathan Klein
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Pete Vella wrote: 3 years ago Alright Nathan, your job is to work on finishing this entire song with Jennifer Blake, record it to music and post the finished product in this thread
You got it Pete piece by piece will have the real Sim Shady complete.
"Nathan you tweaking"
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Louise Bayou
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Okay Nathan and Jennifer y'all are the dynamic duo!

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But no worse than what's goin' on in the stewards cup betting pool
Sometimes I wanna get on the track and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Dave Mathews Band to charge 200k a brood
"My horse is winnin this, my horse is winnin this"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss


I FEEL LIKE I DID BAD REMIXING THE LYRICS BUT I WANTED TO TRY
Faking it till I make it, and then faking it some more.

Studs
Astro - DR - $25,000
4X STEWARD APPROVED, PROVEN STAKES PRODUCER
Moonlight Sonata - TR - $15,000
STEWARD APPROVED ULTRA DISCOUNT STAKES PRODUCER
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Nathan Klein
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And that's the message that we deliver to little sims
And expect them not to know what first class shipping is
Ofcourse they’re gonna know what shipping is
By the time they hit fourth grade
they’ve got the Sim Chat don’t they?
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We ain't nothin' but simsters, well, some of us, tricksters
Who cut other people open like blisters
But if we can pension dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a mare and another mare can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Stormy, wave your race horse, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Andrew don’t gotta buy horses win races
Well I do so (yeah not sure if this line will make it in)
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loving this
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Jennifer Blake
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The Steward don't gotta cuss in her race calls
Well, I do, so I hope your horse trips and falls!
You think I give a dang about a Simmy?
Half of you simsters can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Sim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys can just win the next big one?
So you can sit me here next to Xander Zone?
Shoot, Jon Xett better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Eric Nalbone and Louise Bayou
And hear 'em argue over who she gave a steward bred to
Little trainer put me on blast in the chat room
"Yeah, they cute, but I think that horse was a dud, hee-hee
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Louise Bayou
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Y'all these are fantastic!
“It’s like I’m driving a Mac truck with the speed of a Porsche and the brain of a rocket scientist,” Gary Stevens on Beholder
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