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Paul Sellers
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I leased this mare from Louise Bayou. And in the comments section, the only thing written was

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Which is an understandable comment, considering she was a $2.5 million purchase at auction and earned back only about 2.5% of that on the track. What only made things worse is that a paid consultancy with Anna-Liza Doolittle revealed that she "should be a good broodmare, the kind that could surprise you with a nice runner once in a while." Ooof.

So I can see why Louise posted such a comment in the notes section.

But when she threw a Stakes/Late Bloomer, I knew I had to use "cow" in the name somehow.

Cow in Korean is amso (암소). Thus, Amso Fast.
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Kelly Haggerty
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lol perfect
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Stormy Peak
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I love it : )

I've followed Kpop and Kdrama for about 15 years now, and my stable is filled with horses that have Korean names, but nothing as clever as Amso Fast.

Mal, my turf route stallion... in Korean, Mal - 말 means 'horse' so that's about it for my Korean pun.
Mal is Spanish means bad, and also "Mal" is the captain of Serenity the ship from the show Firefly.

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Louise Bayou
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And I'd do it again!! hahaha All kidding aside, I'm so happy you got a stakes from her!
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