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Roger Carlo
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Funny Message about Lesson Horse

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Needed a laugh today and this helps.

Got this message about one of my pensioned horses.

"Dubai Dreaming was stubborn and uncooperative in the arena today and made the rider, Sami, cry."

I'm sorry to Sami...lol
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I've always thought that Sami needed to toughen up; those lesson ponies can smell a softie from a mile away, lol
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Horse 61993200713 bit a child this morning while the girth was being tightened. No more treats, please!

Wow, my horses bite children!! Apparently my horse was under the very false impression that children were made of sugar and spice and everything nice.. Must have been a rude awakening for my poor horse 61993200713, no more girth tightening for you horsey!!
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They should check Dubai Dreaming for ulcers if that is uncharacteristic for him.
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Sami must be in her mid=40s by now.

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Natasha Yar
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I just got the one saying my horse bit a child while they were tightening his girth and to not give him anymore treats.
Excuse me?! My lovely boy just taught that child the useful life lesson of never trusting any horse, and he didn’t even cause lasting damage (I assume that would have been expressed in the message) while teaching it!
I will definitely be going out of my way to give him a mint after this.
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