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Tim Matthews
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Official Random Crap Thread

Post by Tim Matthews » 10 years ago

Post random crap here because you're bored and you know it.

My first random crap: Reggie rules.

X-box is enjoyable on occasion.

I like soup.
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Post by Brianna McKenzie » 10 years ago

I ordered a pair of knee boots on Saturday.

Today my horse whacked the heck out of his knee.


Did I jinx him? or was I predicting the future?

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Post by Ali Weasley » 10 years ago

I have way too much to do at work.

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Post by Tim Matthews » 10 years ago

It's kinda cloudy today.
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Post by Ara Davies » 10 years ago

I discovered today that when you cut the fabric for 13th century garb in the period way, it actually hangs correctly, as opposed to when you cut it using the usual t-tunic methods. I put the gores in too high by accident though.
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Post by Lisa Strummer » 10 years ago

People in Ocala are dumb (except me!) :twisted:
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Post by Ara Davies » 10 years ago

Um yeah I pretty much have to agree with Lisa.
You're not getting a dead button...in fits of rage, John Slotman and Ara Davies and Jolene Danner would literally kill half their barns.
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Post by Bill Oelrich » 10 years ago

dont set your good prescription glasses that are in a case while your wearing your good prescription sunglasses on your rear bumper of your truck while you plug in the lights to the boat trailer and then drive off totally forgetting you set them there until you go to put them on and they are gone.....Im done :|
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Post by Tim Matthews » 10 years ago

Don't let a baby hit a dog or it will chomp at it's face. The end.





also Reggie still rules
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Post by Lisa Strummer » 10 years ago

I'm going to set my stallions' fees really high so I can hear about all the gossip and then tell everyone to go to......(well you know where hahahaha) This will make me laugh.
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Post by Tim Matthews » 10 years ago

Haha Lisa did you see Punches' stud fee that I forgot to lower last night? It goes up over 2 billion dollars.

Okay, too on topic. back to random craps.

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Post by Jolene Danner » 10 years ago

Tim did you know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer? To bad he never cries!

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Post by Friedrich Barbarossa » 10 years ago

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because only he can recognize the element of surprise.

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Post by Friedrich Barbarossa » 10 years ago

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of the creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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