Official Random Crap Thread

[Tim Matthews]

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he has more money than you.

[Tim Matthews]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

[Ali Weasley]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

[Michelle Calderoni]

Everyone should watch the show Merlin on NBC.

It rocks.

[Leonard Beagle]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.




Twice.

[Carolyn Eaton]

He is...

the most interesting man in the world

And you guys are making me smile at the end of a craptacular day

[Tim Matthews]

Count from one to ten. That's how long it takes Chuck Norris to kill you.





47 times.

[Jolene Danner]

When you are chuck norris anything + anything equals 1. One roundhouse kick to the FACE!

[Jolene Danner]

Chuck Norris eats a balanced breakfast every morning. 10 boxes of nails and a bucket of blood.

[Ara Davies]

*checks calendar* Hmmm I'm pretty sure this is 2009 and not 2005. Fine a new meme, people, or keep up with the times. YES I AM A BETTER INTERNET PERSON THAN YOU

[Jolene Danner]

I think that Chuck Norris jokes never get old. I'm pretty sure chuck norris destroys all calenders,

[Tim Matthews]

Seriously Ara, Chuck Norris decides what year it is. Calendars are a myth.

[Tim Matthews]

And we are forming a topic here. More randomness please.

My dog is tired.

[Friedrich Barbarossa]

"Also, my rug was stolen.
The rug was in the car?
No. It was here.
Oh, separate incidents.
'Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.'
Well. I guess we can close the file on that one."

[Meagan D'Amoure]

I live about 25 miles down the road from Chuck Norris.

I am cool, I know.