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So after finding out that I can't ride forever (or just seven days) because I decided to roll a 3-wheeler over on myself 2 weeks ago, I have decided to go shopping. Just a random note: I HATE to shop. But, my lucky jeans aren't so lucky anymore so it's time to go find new lucky jeans.

Oh, and I just decided that I hate the color orange (today).

And, you smell like old people and soap.

That is all.

Goodbye.
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No, I'm pretty sure I smell like garlic, but thanks for sniffing me.
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No, I'm positive you smell like old people and soap.

Oh, another random fact (and reason for me to be scared of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)... Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) looks and acts just like Michael Jackson. Scary? I think so.

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Can I smell like old people, soap, and cherries please? If this cannot be accomplished it's ok too.
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No cherries, unless it is cherry soap since some soap is scented...

Random fact #58,062- When I am banned from riding I get extremely bored...

Oh and random fact #58,063- According to a friend, I have little british villages in my head... Doctor Ara, is that a good thing or bad?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ceTQrR8Rs

For sad Christian Bale fanatics like myself, i found it rather comical.
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Cherry soap can be acceptable. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Anzu Mccann wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ceTQrR8Rs

For sad Christian Bale fanatics like myself, i found it rather comical.

Bless the UK for bringing us that man.... of course, solely for his acting abilities. :twisted: I feel like a Baleathon is in order now.

Tim, did you know that you can make your own soap? So you could put whatever scent you want in it. LOL!
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Woah really? I want to try that!
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My wife shops here, loves it. http://www.lushusa.com/shop

The stuff costs a bloody fortune, though....

Carry on.
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Anzu Mccann wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ceTQrR8Rs

For sad Christian Bale fanatics like myself, i found it rather comical.
But THIS is the Christian Bale I know and love
(note: links below are not suitable for kids or viewing at work. You've been warned)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQB-oOh8M2s

and for a different spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg
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Jay Trotter wrote:
Anzu Mccann wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ceTQrR8Rs

For sad Christian Bale fanatics like myself, i found it rather comical.
But THIS is the Christian Bale I know and love
(note: links below are not suitable for kids or viewing at work. You've been warned)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQB-oOh8M2s

and for a different spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg
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Jay Trotter wrote:
Anzu Mccann wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ceTQrR8Rs

For sad Christian Bale fanatics like myself, i found it rather comical.
But THIS is the Christian Bale I know and love
(note: links below are not suitable for kids or viewing at work. You've been warned)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQB-oOh8M2s

and for a different spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg
Hehehe, I had the full rant on my computer for months but when the computer crashed so did the rant (sadly). And the little kid is AWESOME.
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I just had a hot dog for lunch with some juice and cinnamon graham crackers. Yumm
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