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Ali Hedgestone
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I was pondering this while eating my fortune cookie after dinner tonight. If you were to have SIM related fortunes in cookies. What fortunes do you think you would see?
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A Derby Dream is in your not so distant future...
yeah
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You will reach all your goals, in time

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The Harlequins
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My asistant trainer sent me a fortune cookie, it read,

I cannot help you with that, im just a cookie :D
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Leigh Ann Anderson
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It would be my luck that I would have a fortune less fortune cookie, exactly like the one I had last night.
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"Much disappointment in your future"
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You are destined to meet a tall, dark stranger!

Dr. Hacklu?

Couldn't get much stranger than that? :o :o :o
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within your disappointment lie rays of glory
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"Your freakish ambitions will lie in the dust. Also, it's time to rearrange your underwear drawer."
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Look for the finer details in life

(The story behind that is that last night I claimed what I thought was a stakes winning mare for $40k, only to discover it was in fact a gelding. I need to start paying attention :lol: )
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