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April Fool's Day

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Remember the Steward's spoof last year :?:

As we speak, she is plotting behind the scenes for this year's event :!:
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Remind me of her spoof
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Everyone woke up to a billion dollar account balance!

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If you can hang a man with a wooden leg,,,,,,,,,,rope will be made reduntant :lol:
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I remember. I’m terrified hahaha
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Frank Chilton wrote: 4 years ago If you can hang a man with a wooden leg,,,,,,,,,,rope will be made reduntant :lol:
I wouldn't hang him with it!

I'd saw it off and beat him in the head with it! (If I was in a good mood)
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My favorite was still the zombie horses
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The SIM will be under a quarantine order and shut down due the the COVID-19 virus. Once active again, our horses will have to race at least six feet apart.
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I loved the horses of many colors that she did several years ago. Or did I imagine that? I have weird dreams during times of stress.
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All colts will suddenly become geldings?!? :o
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All colts will become mares.
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Steve Leavitt wrote: 4 years ago The SIM will be under a quarantine order and shut down due the the COVID-19 virus. Once active again, our horses will have to race at least six feet apart.
Too soon :lol:
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Leigh Ann Anderson wrote: 4 years ago I loved the horses of many colors that she did several years ago. Or did I imagine that? I have weird dreams during times of stress.
They were my fav too!
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Brace yourselves?
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Gwayne Mike wrote: 4 years ago
Frank Chilton wrote: 4 years ago If you can hang a man with a wooden leg,,,,,,,,,,rope will be made reduntant :lol:
I wouldn't hang him with it!

I'd saw it off and beat him in the head with it! (If I was in a good mood)
I had an uncle who, when he was 5 years old, got his foot trapped in a train track...and a train ran his foot over, amputating it. He had a number of operations as he matured and by the time he stopped growing, his leg had to have several amputations of the bone, due to infections and bone growth causing problems...finally when all was said and done, his amputation stopped just below his knee.

One day, his older brother found him crying on a porch stoop and asked him what was wrong and he told his little brother that these 3 boys were picking on him, bullying him, calling him cripple and other names. His older brother told him to go find a strong solid stick and carry it around with him and the next time they picked on him to just start swinging.

Some days after that, my uncle's older brother was on the porch stoop with some friends and they heard a commotion and looked up to see one of the bullies being chased by my uncle...who had his wooden leg off and using it as a club and what few people knew was he could hop on one leg as fast as most people could run. lol. He ended up, by the time the week was done...chasing down each bully with his wooden leg in hand and clobbering them a few times with it.

Moral of the story...sometimes it's not good to mess with an amputee...lol...sawing that wood leg off might not be as easy as it sounds. ;)

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