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Stormy Peak
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?what if I don't have kids?

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Saw this on Google today when I looked up how long grape juice will keep after being opened. There were a few search results but this one had me laughing.

** also... I did not bold the funny part...it was shown in bold on the search.


What happens if you drink old grape juice?
Unopened juice has a shelf-life of 12 months. But juice can spoil once opened, whether refrigerated or not. Spoiled juice has an off odor and flavor, and drinking it will cause your kids to have stomachaches and diarrhea.


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Looks to me like it only affects your kids so you'll be fine ;-)
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If I have friends round, will their children be ok then ? !!
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So, I should keep some old grape juice around in case my kids get on my nerves?
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