T'was The Night Before ...

Sarah Chase · Post by **Sarah Chase** » 17 years ago

T'was the night before BC, when all through the SIM
Not a horse was stirring, not even Stop and Stare
The buckets were hung by the stalls with care
In hopes that morning food guy soon would be there.

The SIMsters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of epic stretch duels danced in their heads
And Empire in his blanket and Coup in his wraps
Had just settled down for long twilight naps.

When out in the courtyard arose such a clatter,
Wonder jumped up to see what was the matter
Away to the window she flew like a flash
Poked open the door (windowdoorlatchthingy) and stepped in some mash.

The moon touching Feature Attraction's mane just so
And far away, restless was the new-awoken Sheik Mo
When, what should Throne see as he looked up from the newspaper folds
But a full size trailer and several annoying 2 year olds

With a little young driver, grumpy and complaining about salary
Throne knew right then it had to be Mallory (don't kill me Mal)
In New York indeed she was
With no reason other than Em loves her fuzz

(* the 2yos, I'm changing it to sprinters)

Now, Lost! Now, Lens! Now, Play On and Runny!
On, Comet! On, Success! On, on Saturn and Willie!
To the starting gate! To the top of the stretch!
Now, dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

As dry leaves that before Isa Hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle, sometimes want to cry
But Runny hands out tissues and toilet paper too
So they can wipe themselves of sugar boogers and doo

And then, as they tinkled, Villain heard on the roof
The feet of little fairies going poof
As he arched his neck and turned around
Down the chimney came Serena Sound!

She was groomed real nice with a clean white foot
And her wraps were tarnished with ashes and soot
A pretty new blanket she had on her back
And looked like a female Marlon Brando ready to hit the sack

Villain's eyes, how they twinkled! She he wanted to marry
Her cheeks were like roses, her breath like fresh berry
His gray ears pricked with anticipation
And the pokey hairs on his chin quivered with infatuation

blah blah blah BREEDERS' CUP IS TOMORROW!! I'm so excited!

Ara Davies · Post by **Ara Davies** » 17 years ago

I'm highly amused that "On Comet" fits into this story as well as the original.

Sarah Chase · Post by **Sarah Chase** » 17 years ago

Ara Davies wrote: I'm highly amused that "On Comet" fits into this story as well as the original.

I know, I realized that and threw the 2yos out the window.

Mallory Claire · Post by **Mallory Claire** » 17 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA

You're totally nuts, but this was very amusing. Love it.

Ronda Figal · Post by **Ronda Figal** » 17 years ago

lol, okay VERY cute that twas....