I'll start.
Canoe's my boy
Glimmering like copper alloy
He's got awesome kids
Jet and Accolade made the other runners hids
Cordial's the latest I've trained
from the stud whose injury him pained
now I have Gondola
she's like a spatula
(it was either spatula or Hondala)
I love my baby Riches
sometimes my body randomly twitches
his pink nose has me in stitches
he likes carrot sandwiches
he can do everything including pitches
at the baseball games in britches
don't mess with him
he's the man
just like Phil of the Future's Pim
he ain't in no Canoe-like van
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No I'm merely going to come in here to say that Canoe is MY boy, not yours! 
(and what the crap is a "Canoe-like van"?)
(and what the crap is a "Canoe-like van"?)You're not getting a dead button...in fits of rage, John Slotman and Ara Davies and Jolene Danner would literally kill half their barns.
- The Steward
That's my new motto: Don't quit, just shut up.
- Bryan Doolittle
- The Steward
That's my new motto: Don't quit, just shut up.
- Bryan Doolittle
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Mallory Claire
I'm in a similar mood, I will indulge:
You'd be pressed to find, in every race,
A filly the likes of Embrace
With her speedy legs and fuzzy face
She took my career all over the place
First came her filly, speaker to angels
She was hot to trot with all the right angles
She always came through, never left me to dangle
A victory in the 'Cup, she was able to wrangle
Next she presented a sleek Villain,
Overlooked in the barn, his competitors had me reelin'
In a historic 'Cup race, he earned top billin'
Now he kicks it with the ladies, just chillin'
(that was by far my lamest verse...haha)
With the SIM ending in mind, she tried to be Happy,
But this daughter of Symbol ain't at all crappy
In her elegance, she is actually quite zappy
A victory this week would make me real sappy
She took me down to Strawberry Fields,
Like the song, the filly is quite unreal
She may not be the best, but she's got a Cali feel
And that, to me, is not a bad deal
Next, we come to Penny Lane
Of Rich breeding and with a copper mane
Contrasts with her brother, a god from the machine
Who with a little luck, will make competition green
So thank you, sweet mare, for all you have been
I'll make sure, this Christmas, to overfill your bin
With extra treats, and a kiss on your chin
For next year, our journey will be fin.
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Man, the ending just bummed me out. Oh well. Merry Christmas, Embrace and babies!
You'd be pressed to find, in every race,
A filly the likes of Embrace
With her speedy legs and fuzzy face
She took my career all over the place
First came her filly, speaker to angels
She was hot to trot with all the right angles
She always came through, never left me to dangle
A victory in the 'Cup, she was able to wrangle
Next she presented a sleek Villain,
Overlooked in the barn, his competitors had me reelin'
In a historic 'Cup race, he earned top billin'
Now he kicks it with the ladies, just chillin'
(that was by far my lamest verse...haha)
With the SIM ending in mind, she tried to be Happy,
But this daughter of Symbol ain't at all crappy
In her elegance, she is actually quite zappy
A victory this week would make me real sappy
She took me down to Strawberry Fields,
Like the song, the filly is quite unreal
She may not be the best, but she's got a Cali feel
And that, to me, is not a bad deal
Next, we come to Penny Lane
Of Rich breeding and with a copper mane
Contrasts with her brother, a god from the machine
Who with a little luck, will make competition green
So thank you, sweet mare, for all you have been
I'll make sure, this Christmas, to overfill your bin
With extra treats, and a kiss on your chin
For next year, our journey will be fin.
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Man, the ending just bummed me out. Oh well. Merry Christmas, Embrace and babies!