Record Workout Times -- All Breeds
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Re: Record Workout Times -- All Breeds
Hey Tim,
you are going to be at the BC right? Are you going to show me your record setting big floppy turd?
you are going to be at the BC right? Are you going to show me your record setting big floppy turd?
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Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.
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Ironically I debated leasing one of them out in her 2 year old season with a bonus of first foal if she wins either the Stewards Cup or the 2 Year Old Championship. What's my chances?Garret Folsom wrote:Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.
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Garret here's your big chance !!!Nick Gilmore wrote:Ironically I debated leasing one of them out in her 2 year old season with a bonus of first foal if she wins either the Stewards Cup or the 2 Year Old Championship. What's my chances?Garret Folsom wrote:Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.
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Enchantment worked 5f Dirt in 56.89. Second fastest 5f dirt time ever! About time, Prayers... about darn time!
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Well I wouldn't mind reliving you of such a burdenNick Gilmore wrote:Ironically I debated leasing one of them out in her 2 year old season with a bonus of first foal if she wins either the Stewards Cup or the 2 Year Old Championship. What's my chances?Garret Folsom wrote:Never mind Nick, I'm just going to take Tim's 'Turd and win every race ever, even ones that have already been raced.
Also yearling 2f aw record http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=782199 23.58
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it is with a heavy heart that I announce that my horse Big Floppy Turd has died. Please send your condolencws to my imboxTim Matthews wrote:Hello everyeone
I'd ljke to announce that my Horse, Big Floppy Turd, has broken the workout record for all furlong distances on dirt.
2f - 17.53
3f - 15.46 (yes he worked even faster at 3 furlongs!!)
4f - 39.98
5f - 51.60
6f - 1:00.05
Unfortunately Big floppy Turd became very fatigued after his 6f work and breezed 7f in a pedestrian 8 minutes and 47 seconds . Please strike this workout from the record
Looks like ive got a world-beater on my hands!
For those concerned, his death was caused by complications of the swine flu and definitely not from his insanely oppressive and stupid workout schedule
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I had heard he spontaneously combusted after that 3F workout, as did every human who watched it.
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Full sister to Double Fluff, Another Fluff just set the record for fastest 6 Furlong All Weather workout ever.
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Holy moly! Congrats to Art Vandelay on this colt: http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=923462
5F dirt in :56.69
5F dirt in :56.69
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https://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=895987
Gold On The Sea. 4 F All Weather. :47 flat.
I almost didn't work her for that last workout, too.
But, then I thought, well, she doesn't have a work as a two year old ... so why not? I would have never believe any animal was capable of that.
Looking back on it now, I probably should have worked her a couple more times to see if she could break the :47.00 ceiling.
Gold On The Sea. 4 F All Weather. :47 flat.
I almost didn't work her for that last workout, too.
But, then I thought, well, she doesn't have a work as a two year old ... so why not? I would have never believe any animal was capable of that.
Looking back on it now, I probably should have worked her a couple more times to see if she could break the :47.00 ceiling.
I always pay attention when Eric Hamme talks about horses running in Maryland.
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Now that rankings are a thing and this thread is dead can we unsticky it?