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Alysse Peverell
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Least Favorite Horses

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Now this is my kind of thread. Let the shaming begin.

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Appropriately given the gif, here is my first nominee to this illustrious honour.

http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=609567
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Johanna Stk
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This one I don't like her
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Amy Pond
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This stupid allowance horse (EQ is right) that can't hit higher than a 43 speed figure. The only reason I keep her is she keeps placing in small races.

http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=670008
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Nena Olson
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Amy Pond wrote:This stupid allowance horse (EQ is right) that can't hit higher than a 43 speed figure. The only reason I keep her is she keeps placing in small races.

http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=670008
I'd try her at a Sprint or 400yd race...
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Nena Olson wrote:
Amy Pond wrote:This stupid allowance horse (EQ is right) that can't hit higher than a 43 speed figure. The only reason I keep her is she keeps placing in small races.

http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=670008
I'd try her at a Sprint or 400yd race...
Yeah that is a sprinter you have there. She's racing in the wrong distance category.
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http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=631217

HER. A hypo. Stakes gallop. Can't outrun a paper bag that is full of bricks.
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Nena Olson wrote:http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=631217

HER. A hypo. Stakes gallop. Can't outrun a paper bag that is full of bricks.
I blame her sire. He's a cow. Feed her to Ramsay's dogs.
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Alleyne Torres wrote:
Nena Olson wrote:
Amy Pond wrote:This stupid allowance horse (EQ is right) that can't hit higher than a 43 speed figure. The only reason I keep her is she keeps placing in small races.

http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=670008
I'd try her at a Sprint or 400yd race...
Yeah that is a sprinter you have there. She's racing in the wrong distance category.
Crap. She came set as a router and I never even glanced at her pedigree...I'm an idiot.
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This: http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=639038

Sidney. Graded stakes winning blue hen dam. A hypo. Stakes galloper. Grrrr!

Also, stakes galloping half to Imperative: http://www.simhorseracing.com/horse.php?HorseID=633664 He is a donkey.
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Mary Whalen
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This nag of a blue hen mare. I swear she must tell all of her foals they are worthless and will amount to nothing since so far it's A- hypos that I think I could outrun.
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Mary Whalen wrote:This nag of a blue hen mare. I swear she must tell all of her foals they are worthless and will amount to nothing since so far it's A- hypos that I think I could outrun.
I think you should try Pants on that mare! (On flat: A-)

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Ohhhhh Sim Peta is gonna get y'all! :shock:
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Louise Bayou wrote:Ohhhhh Sim Peta is gonna get y'all! :shock:
I have my gelding shears, they can't come close! mohahaha
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Johanna Stk wrote:
Louise Bayou wrote:Ohhhhh Sim Peta is gonna get y'all! :shock:
I have my gelding shears, they can't come close! mohahaha
No, they're TERROR SCISSORS!
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Mary Whalen
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Mats Jonsson wrote:
I think you should try Pants on that mare! (On flat: A-)

You can thank me later :P
It first starts with putting pants on horses, then it escalates.

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Thanks for the suggestion, I have her booked for next year!
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