The Real Sim Shady

[Nathan Klein]

I should download her race calls on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Sim DMB
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who race like me, who make quick bucks like me
Who play like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

cause I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Jennifer Blake]

I'm like an Auctioneer to listen to, 'cause I'm only sellin’ you
Horses you joke about with your friends inside your tack room
The only difference is I got the oats to say it in front of you
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcube it at all
I just get in the saddle and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just split it
Better than ninety percent of you simsters out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Horses shoot up these albums like Lasix?"

[Nathan Klein]

It’s funny cause at the rate i’m going, when i’m thirty
i’ll be the only person in the sim forum flirting
pinching race classes while Jack Meyers with Bourbans
and i’m racing but this whole bag of Stewardbreds isn’t working

[Ma Springs]

Amazing, don't ever stop!

[Jennifer Blake]

I can’t think of anymore on the last part. Come on Nathan finish it.

[Nathan Klein]

I can’t think of anymore on the last part. Come on Nathan finish it.

You got i'm the one who started this and thanks to you guys were in the home stretch after that I got to do the recording.

[Nathan Klein]

And every single person is a Sim Shady lurking
He could be working at Santa Anita, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, “Breed To Kingdom Come"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Sim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Sim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Sim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Sim Shady in all of us
Heck it, let's all stand up!

[Jennifer Blake]

This is great! We need another song to do now

[Nathan Klein]

This is great! We need another song to do now

WOAH another one already, yeah that'll come whenever I finish this one first, but I like the idea of trying to turn sim song parodies into a semi regular thing.

[Tammy Stawicki]

The creativity of you both amazes me!!! Thanks for adding a nice palate cleaning splash of fun to the forum.

[Art K Stables]

HE'S TOO CONSERVATIVE, TOO MUCH PRESERVATIVES..
thats all I got.. I type like my teeth ALL CAPS yahaaa!
thanks Tammy, we try our bestesst!!

[Nathan Klein]

Real Sim Shady


Here it is everyone Real Sim Shady thank you to everyone who helped me write this thing. And enjoy if you can but you'll see quickly that i'm not a rapper.

[Laura Smith]

Simmy Award of Merit for these guys, please.

[Kelly Haggerty]

Wow!

[Nathan Klein]

Simmy Award of Merit for these guys, please.

Ha hopefully good music is a good reason to be eligible to the Steward.