Our friends, who are sheep farmers, bought a truckload of ewes from out west. They came with two guardian dogs. The dogs' names? Cocaine and Shabu
(Shabu being another name for meth...)
Cocaine became "Cookie" and Shabu stayed Shabu because it's not quite as egregiously... egregious. They both turned out to be lovely dogs and, fun fact, Shabu was secretly pregnant with a litter of puppies, one of whom is now mine!
Hoping for happy endings for your crew, besides poor sweet Crackhead (RIP.)