Children laugh countless times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder, at times we can be so unhappy...I've decided to undertake the daunting task of changing that!! I've been told, I'm just the guy to do it too!
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow my instructions.....What's your new name?
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor P-oopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Cool (And no...I'm not evil)!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = p-oopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = crusty
e = gidget
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boubie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your first name to determine the second half of your new last name:
(Note; if your first name is 3 letters, substitute the 3rd letter)
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = kisser
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = tush
m = chunks
n = tushie
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = brain
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Remember that children laugh countless times a day....it's advantageous to learn from them.
I dont' understand my name, and I don't really want to either. LOL 
Zippy Cootie-Nose
