Standing Offer - Buying Freak Yearlings for $1.8m

[Eric Nalbone]

Hi all - since I've had some people take me up on the offer that I made in the Festivus thread, I wanted to cross-post over here with a commitment I've made and give anyone the opportunity to take me up on it, should it be of interest to anyone. I've allocated $20m to buy freak yearlings, in any dirt or turf thoroughbred division, no questions asked about pedigree. I don't care if the horse is sired by Zippy Chippy and out of a donkey, if they're a freak galloper I will take a chance on them. Apologies, no interest in non-TBs or purpose-bred AW horses, as my barn can't support that.

As long as they're reasonably classified as a turf or dirt sprinter, router, or miler, and you can guarantee they galloped a freak, I will pay you $1.8m for the horse. All you have to do is send the offer. If you or I are worried the pedigree is so wonky I won't believe they're a freak, send me an imgur link with a screenshot of the gallop.

Should I exhaust my $20m, I will update this thread to let everyone know the offer has expired. If I don't update, it's valid through the end of the year, as long as the most recent gallop says freak (so if they improve mid-year, and you want to sell, I'll take it!).

[Jonathan Fisher]

Zippy chippy

[Jonathan Fisher]

I just named a freak chippy zippy after this post I found it way funnier than it probably is

[Tim Matthews]

I will buy any freak yearling for $1,800,001