Sloganize!

Sarah Chase · Post by **Sarah Chase** » 17 years ago

Found this link going through old Final Turn posts. <a href='http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi' target='_blank'>http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi</a>? Gave it a few tries, thought it was great. Stick your name in and it'll generate some cool slogans. Press over and over to get different ones. It started off innocently enough, but seemed to get progressively dirtier. Hahahaha. My faves -

Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Sarah.
Have You Forgotten How Good Sarah Tastes? (Have ya? HAVE YA?)
How Do You Eat YOUR Sarah? (Dirty!)
Just One Sarah - Give It To Me!
Gonna Be A While? Grab a Sarah. (brings to mind visions of someone grabbing me to keep them company while they lay a few turds. In which case, I beg you to spare me.)
I Feel Like Sarah Tonight.
Give That Man a Sarah. (How about, give Sarah a man?)
They're Waffly Sarah.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Sarah.
Please Don't Squeeze the Sarah. (I love this one)
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Sarah.

This one's for you, Isa -
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Sarah.

I think I should bookmark this thing and spend a few minutes with it whenever I'm in need of a self esteem boost! These make great forum signatures, too.

Dave Shields · Post by **Dave Shields** » 17 years ago

LOL!! Those are funny! Here's mine...

Probably The Best Dave In The World. (pats self on back)
Every Kiss Begins With Dave. (This could be trouble)
Does the Hard Dave, So You Don't Have To. (uh, no comment here)
Get the Dave Habit. (This can be bad for your health though...)
No-One Does Chicken Like Dave. (Better hide your chickens then)
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Dave. (OMG, how did they know?)
The World's Favourite Dave. (This could be up for debate)
It's Not TV. It's Dave. (Live!!)
Come to Life. Come to Dave. (it's nice here)
Turn Loose The Dave. (Dave gone wild, wooo!)

Thanks Sarah, that is definitely a fun site!

Peihe Sun · Post by **Peihe Sun** » 17 years ago

woohoo! Thanks Sarah, this made my day (other than the SIM auction that is!):

Top Breeders Recommend Abby.

[edit] Abby would be my english name, Peihe is my Chinese name.

Sara Kendall · Post by **Sara Kendall** » 17 years ago

Behold the Power of Sara. (I LIKE this one!! LOL)
Turn Loose The Sara. (Hmmmm not sure I like this one though lol..could be trouble!! LOL)

It Could Be Sara. (ok WHAT could be me???)

Today's Sara, Since 1903. (wow...didn't know that I was THAT old! lol)

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Sara. (OMG LMAO...NO comment LOL)

Sara Unscripted. (Yep...never know what I will say next ROFL)

Come See the Softer Side of Sara. (Hmmmm.........)

This was hilarious! lol

Brianna McKenzie · Post by **Brianna McKenzie** » 17 years ago

Ohhh so much fun..

Only a Fool Breaks the Brianna.

Chocolate Brianna Since 1911. AWESOME!

See the Face You Love Light Up With Brianna. Must have something to do with the chocolate?

The Brianna is Mightier than the Sword. Smirks.. No not really..

To Our Members, We're The Fourth Brianna. I totally don't get that one..

You Like Brianna. Brianna Likes You. ROFL.. I've got to stop now..

Laura Smith · Post by **Laura Smith** » 17 years ago

LMAO...

Let The Laura Take The Strain (no, please don't, I'm strained enough already)
It's A New Laura Every Day (I wish)
For Mash, Get Laura (uh...)
Two Hours Of Laura In Just Two Calories (I'm delicious AND nutritious)
Gotta Lotta Laura (Are you saying I'm fat?)
I Wish They All Could Be Laura Girls (I'm just that great)
Behold The Power Of Laura (MUAHAHAHAHA!)
Feel The Laura (gently, please)
Do The Laura (Oh dear....)

LOL. This stuff is GOLD.

Mandy Saunders · Post by **Mandy Saunders** » 17 years ago

Wow.

Come to Life. Come to Mandy. (sounds evil)
Making Mandy Taste Better. (wow)
Get Busy with the Mandy. (um...yeah)
I Want My Mandy (my boyfriend says that a lot)
Top Breeders Recommend Mandy (that's a complement)
Mandy: The Other White Meat (hahahahaha)
Probably The Best Mandy In The World (probably?)
Look Ma! No Mandy! (ROFL)
Better Ingredients, Better Mandy. (I have all the ingredients I need)
A Smooth-Running Mandy is a Relaxing Experience (I'm not going to touch that one)
Taste the Mandy (or that one)
You Need a Mandy (everyone needs one of ME!)
Unzip a Mandy (um...wow...not touching that one)

Sarah Chase · Post by **Sarah Chase** » 17 years ago

Hehe yeah some can be quite sensual. I went back and edited the "worst" (but in my opinion, the funniest) out of my original post, since there are some younger people around here. In fact, I'm not too old myself. Hmm.

Sarah Chase · Post by **Sarah Chase** » 17 years ago

OMG I just stuck Emily in there (as in Em Hufford, sorry all you other Ems), hoping to find something funny to lift her spirits since she's been working so hard on the SIM. The first thing that came up?

I Wish I Were an Emily Wiener.
Happiness is Emily-Shaped.
Come One, Come All to Emily
There's Always Room For Emily (Aww, how nice)

IsaP · Post by **IsaP** » 17 years ago

LOL! This is great!

There's First Love, and There's Isa Love. (they read the iGallop post, too!)
Isa, and on, and on... (does that mean I talk too much?)
Nothing Acts Faster Than Isa. (I'm a speed demon!)
The Isa Sign Means Happy Motoring. (there's an Isa sign?? I'm worried)
Life Should Taste As Good As Isa. (Now in Chocolate flavor!)
Please Don't Squeeze The Isa. (She's liable to be prickly one of these days)
You Need An Isa. (I couldn't have said it better myself!)

Ok.. I'm going to stop now

Daryl Dennis · Post by **Daryl Dennis** » 17 years ago

A Day Without Daryl is Like a Day Without Sunshine. (these aren't funny, they are very accurate!)
Any Time, Any Place, Daryl. (my reputation precedes me)
Things Go Better with Daryl. (what are these 'things' you speak of?)
The Daryl Of A New Generation. (In honor of Sim 3.0)
Is It Live, Or Is It Daryl? (probably live...Daryl is rare)
I Feel Like Daryl Tonight. (you wish)
Super Daryl is Almost Here. (look behind you, he got there early)
What Can Daryl Do For You? (keep it clean)
And All Because The Lady Loves Daryl. (they got this wrong...it should be 'ladies')

and for all of the Sim girls out there...the words you certainly long to hear:

Dude, You're Getting a Daryl!

-Daryl

Jolene Danner · Post by **Jolene Danner** » 17 years ago

Looks like fun!

Puts the Jolene in Britian. (I've never been to England...at least that I remember...)
The non-sticky Sticky jolene. ( I'm not sure that i want to touch that one.)
Jolene, and on, and on (I guess i talk a lot, is that what your saying??)
It's how Jolene is done! (I guess i am done well... or well done)
The jolene For all Ages! (Woot yeah)
Australians wouldn't give a Jolene for anything else. ( i don't have a clue what that means...)
Feel the Jolene (hmmm, ok...)
I wish they could all be Jolene Girls. (awww me too...

)
Monsieur, with this Jolene you are realling spoiling us. (Isn't he though.)
The Best Jolene under one roof. (who's the best under 2??)
I'm not just the Jolene, I'm a member. (ok... I'm a member of THE SIM!!)
The Jolene Drinker's, Lighter Jolene ( woot i'm like BEER!!)
What Can Jolene Do for you? (now that is the question... )

Totally awesome crazy stuff, it's like madlibs with slogans! I love madlibs... LOL

Rebecca Rose Hepburn · Post by **Rebecca Rose Hepburn** » 17 years ago

Ebony Comes to Those Who Wait (it takes me a while to get there

)
Mild Green Ebony Liquid (....yummy?)
Too Orangey for Ebony (Clearly too much)
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Ebony? (Apparently I don't like Orange at all..)
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Ebony. (...but Pink's my color)
Don't Say Brown, Say Ebony (Because, as we have seen, I'm clearly superior to colors)
Vorsprung Durch Ebony (Apparently it means advantge through Ebony)
This is the Age of the Ebony (muahaha, hear that SIM players??!!?)
It Makes Your Ebony Smack (whap!)
Turn Loose The Ebony (Please let me out of the box)
Every Ebony Helps (I do my best)
The Ebony Sign Means Happy Motoring (Happy horses motoring to the finish line that is

)
Gee, Your Ebony Smells Terrific (It's my new soap)
Central Heating For Ebony (Because it's too cold without it)

XD

Steph Wilder · Post by **Steph Wilder** » 17 years ago

And I took the liberty of sloganizing the iGallop...

Make it an iGallop night! (oooh...possibly)
Put an iGallop in your tank. (Maybe later)
Give that man an iGallop. (I think many guys in the sim would love to hear that)
Daddy or iGallop? (Oh good lord, not sure about that one)
An iGallop a day helps you work, rest, play. (I'm sure many would agree)
The sweet you can't eat without iGallop. (Hmm..what sweet is THIS?)
The non-sticky sticky iGallop. (No comment)
Aaaahh, iGallop! (New sound effect for the infomercial?)
and finally....my personal favorite

There's first love, and there's iGallop love. (Somewhere Daryl's head is exploding...)

Sarah Chase · Post by **Sarah Chase** » 17 years ago

StephWilder wrote: The sweet you can't eat without iGallop. (Hmm..what sweet is THIS?)

Oooh, dirty, Steph!