Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-60 Week-16 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 53 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.23 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Bell Bottom Jeans 1 1/2 Britannica 1 Maybet 1 Broke well steadied behind horses moved between horses flattened out (12)	12	$0
Year-60 Week-13 Day-5 Steele Fair (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $50,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.21 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Robtheempire 1 1/2 Cant Tell Me 2 Native Rains 1 3/4 Fell to knees at start chased pace in tight lane held position (5)	5	$360
Year-60 Week-1 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 29 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.27 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Story and Candies 1 Leaving New York 1 Facts Not Feelings 3 Broke well settled well moved between horses no threat (5)	4	$1,050
Year-59 Week-15 Day-1 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Sloppy. Race 21 - 7 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. Sponsored by Dave Trainer. 3 year olds. Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:27.61 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Oogle Google 2 Terahertz 1 Lead At Midnight 3 1/2 Broke well between foes altered course turn even finish (5)	4	$1,750
Year-59 Week-13 Day-1 Liari Racecourse (PKS) Condition: Sloppy. Race 5 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.48 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Fresh Dynasty 1 Mecole Hardman 1 Zen Runner 1 1/4 Broke well between foes responded when urged even finish (5)	5	$300
Year-59 Week-8 Day-4 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 18 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW4 Lifetime. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.21 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Blow By You 1 Robin Trower 2 1/2 Rydell 4 3/4 Sluggish start reserved between horses wide off turn evenly (4)	4	$2,100
Year-59 Week-4 Day-4 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 19 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW5 Lifetime. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:04.21 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Know the Maze 1 1/2 Alc Stealin' Glory 3 3/4 Why Me Sir 3 1/4 Away alertly under firm hold in tight lane gamely stretch (6)	3	$3,300
Year-58 Week-14 Day-5 Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Slippery Slope Stakes." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:08.92 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Shady Plan 2 3/4 Shanghai Dragon 2 3/4 Scary Precocious 1 3/4 Broke inwards mid pack wide turn flattened out (5)	5	$3,000
Year-58 Week-11 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Good. Race 14 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.83 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Answer Me Riddle 1 3/4 Why Me Sir 1 1/4 Power Answer 1 Broke quickly hustled early fanned out willingly stretch (4)	2	$3,300
Year-58 Week-9 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Muddy. Race 2 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $65,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.41 *,b,l Jockey: Aaron Washington Westward 3 Return of Stars 1 Faraway Steeple 3 Broke well between foes on rail turn no headway (5)	5	$450
Year-58 Week-7 Day-4 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 21 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.15 *,b,l Jockey: Ryan Delaney Emory University 2 Why Me Sir 4 This Is Our Line 4 1/4 Steadied start saved ground moved between horses gamely stretch (4)	2	$3,300
Year-58 Week-5 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.86 *,b,l Jockey: Timothy McCann Settle for Evil 2 1/2 Drunk Answer 1 3/4 Why Me Sir 3 Broke well hustled early in tight lane willingly stretch (4)	3	$1,650
Year-58 Week-2 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 4 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:53.06 l,nw Jockey: Timothy McCann Why Me Sir 1 Song Parodies 1 1/4 Giftnotfitforaking 1 1/2 Broke inwards held in mid pack saved ground proved best under urging (7)	1	$5,000

Y62-Preseason Deceased
Y61-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y60-W15-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park via airplane
Y60-W13-D4 Moved to Steele Fair via airplane
Y60-W1-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park via airplane
Y59-W14-D7 Moved to Middleground Park via airplane
Y59-W12-D7 Moved to Liari Racecourse via airplane
Y59-W4-D2 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via airplane
Y58-W14-D5 Moved to Magic Raven West Coast via airplane
Y58-W14-D4 Moved to Arcadia Park via airplane
Y58-W9-D3 Moved to Last Resort Park via van
Y58-W7-D3 Moved to Penny Pincher Park via van
Y58-W5-D4 Claimed by John Lieblang for $1,000
Y58-W3-D4 Trainer: 'Why Me Sir' has some blood and mucus in the lungs, so try using Lasix. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y58-W2-D3 Trainer: I talked with Dr. Hacklu after he scoped 'Why Me Sir', unfortunately it looks like you should definitely give a Lasix shot from now on. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y58-W1-D2 Moved to Last Resort Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W1-D2 Sold at auction to Gary Giacalone for $401
Y58-Preseason Moved to Child's Play Park via airplane
Y58-Preseason Renamed Horse 60014573716 to Why Me Sir
Y58-Preseason Whisperer: Have you ever seen this horse act differently on a wet track than a dry one? I didn't think so.
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716' had a solid training session, and may improve with age or experience. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W16-D6 Schooled in the Paddock
Y57-W16-D6 Galloped
Y57-W16-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W12-D7 Galloped
Y57-W12-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W12-D2 Gelded
Y57-W12-D1 Galloped
Y57-W12-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W9-D1 Galloped
Y57-W9-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W4-D1 Schooled in the Gate
Y57-W3-D4 Jogged
Y57-W3-D4 Galloped
Y57-W3-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W2-D6 Jogged
Y57-W2-D6 Galloped
Y57-W2-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W2-D3 Jogged
Y57-W2-D3 Galloped
Y57-W2-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W1-D6 Jogged
Y57-W1-D6 Galloped
Y57-W1-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W1-D3 Jogged
Y57-W1-D3 Galloped
Y57-W1-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-Preseason Jogged
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 60014573716' had a solid gallop this morning, and may improve with age or experience. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W14-D1 Bred for $45,000 Fee
Y56-W14-D1 Bred by The Harlequins

Y61-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W5-D4 Claimed by John Lieblang for $1,000
Y58-W1-D2 Sold at auction to Gary Giacalone for $401
Y56-W14-D1 Bred by The Harlequins