Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-66 Week-3 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 45 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $1,500. Purse $9,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.77 *,fb,tt Jockey: Owen Moody Orchestra Music 1 1/2 For a Hot Date 1 3/4 Uncle Tyrion 1 Broke well held behind rivals angled in no kick (12)	12	$0
Year-65 Week-16 Day-1 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 9 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $40,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.72 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Like Rain in July 1 Rooster 1 Fire Beats Us 1 1/4 Clean start taken behind rivals shifted out turn no menace (10)	10	$0
Year-65 Week-14 Day-1 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $60,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.58 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Rise From the Dead 1 1/4 Rouvres 1 Music Weaver 1 1/4 Broke outwards under firm hold on rail turn asked but tired (10)	9	$0
Year-65 Week-6 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 16 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.52 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Quadian 1 Imperially 1 Hernan's Glove 1 1/4 Away well hustled inside angled out late interest (10)	9	$0
Year-65 Week-4 Day-1 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 14 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:09.73 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Rooster 1 Cracked Chord 1 Magic Fountains 1 1/4 Broke well between rivals early responded when urged no kick (8)	8	$0
Year-65 Week-2 Day-1 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:03.63 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Wildly Sweet 1 3/4 Honky Tonk Music 1 You're in the Dark 1 Broke poorly settled shifted out turn asked but tired (9)	6	$0
Year-64 Week-16 Day-4 Louisville Downs (KY) Condition: Firm. Race 18 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Gwc Nevermind Stakes." Sponsored by Diane Townsend. 3 year olds and up. Geldings. Stakes. Purse $100,000 Entry Fee $1,000 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.36 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Ariovistus 1 3/4 Michael Stanley 1 1/4 Wait for Tomorrow 1 Broke smoothly from gate held behind rivals responded when urged tired late (12)	11	$0
Year-64 Week-14 Day-5 Cyprus Racecourse (CYP) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.60 *,fb,tt Jockey: Abbey McGowan Another Magni Z 1 Typhoon 1 1/2 The Funny Bone 1 Broke well settled wide turn gamely stretch (9)	3	$2,750
Year-64 Week-12 Day-5 Oceanside Racetrack (CA) Condition: Firm. Race 19 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Oceanside Dash." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $250,000 - Grade 1 Entry Fee $2,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:03.40 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Wicked Cork nck Gustav's Number 1 1/4 Bajie 1 Away well taken behind rivals advanced on rail evenly (8)	8	$0
Year-64 Week-10 Day-5 Single Star Park (TX) Condition: Firm. Race 2 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Single Star Turf Sprint." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:57.85 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 1 1/2 Time to Keep 1 Qebon 1 Broke outwards forced pace angled out proved best under urging (8)	1	$25,000
Year-64 Week-8 Day-5 Asia Kyoto Racecourse (JPN) Condition: Firm. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Heian Sprint Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:09.53 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Thunder in the Lab 1 Dr Armada 1 Quirinale 1 Broke well reserved between horses wide off turn no menace (8)	5	$3,000
Year-64 Week-4 Day-5 Asia Hong Kong Racecourse (HKG) Condition: Good. Race 6 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.51 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 1 Panis 1 3/4 Forceful Crown 1 Broke well under firm hold wide off turn won under mild drive (8)	1	$12,500
Year-64 Week-2 Day-5 Asia Osaka Racecourse (JPN) Condition: Firm. Race 5 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Right Hand Man Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:23.37 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Johnny Friendly 1 3/4 Black Reckoner 1 Stronger Baller 1 Broke smoothly from gate settled well moved between horses evenly (9)	7	$0
Year-63 Week-16 Day-5 Asia Singapore Racecourse (MYS) Condition: Firm. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Guitar Trophy." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:13.05 *,fb,tt Jockey: Abbey McGowan Barbatus 1 Gord's Secret 1 Petisar 1 Away well between rivals early saved ground late interest (10)	6	$0
Year-63 Week-14 Day-5 Asia Hong Kong Racecourse (HKG) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.55 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 1 1/2 Verrazzano 2 1/4 Harry's Free Hotel 1 1/4 Broke well forced pace advanced on rail kept to task stretch (6)	1	$12,500
Year-63 Week-11 Day-5 Asia Hong Kong Racecourse (HKG) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Hong Kong Day Stakes." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:23.37 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Magic Composer 2 Fruit Pastille 1 Cat Scratch Fever 1 Away well settled responded when urged retreated (8)	4	$7,000
Year-63 Week-9 Day-5 Asia Hong Kong Racecourse (HKG) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:13.06 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 1 Sad Rift 1 World Surrounds 1 1/4 Steadied start dueled moved between horses willingly to wire (6)	1	$12,500
Year-63 Week-7 Day-2 Asia Kanashi Wau Park (JPN) Condition: Firm. Race 23 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.64 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 1 1/4 The Black Balloon 1 1/2 Golden Day 1 Broke well flashed speed urged along prevailed under urging (8)	1	$12,500
Year-63 Week-4 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 21 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:12.96 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Urban Wild 2 Strong Dance 1 1/2 The Funny Bone 1 Broke quickly flashed speed saved ground gamely stretch (10)	3	$2,750
Year-63 Week-2 Day-5 Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Firm. Race 18 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:03.36 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Magical Monday 1 3/4 Urban Wild 1 1/4 Magician's Miracle 1 Clean start between rivals early in tight lane held position (10)	5	$750
Year-62 Week-16 Day-5 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 35 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Ben Fab Stakes." Sponsored by Laura Ferguson. 4 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Restricted to CAN-Breds. Purse $100,000 Entry Fee $1,000 (40 points) Finish Time 0:57.75 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Smile in Your Chest 1 Abraxan 2 The Funny Bone 1 Away well dictated pace wide turn willingly stretch (4)	3	$11,000
Year-62 Week-14 Day-5 Cyprus Racecourse (CYP) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.62 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Olmedo 1 Gustav's Hustle 1 Veiled Tragedy 1 Stumbled start hustled early angled in evenly (10)	4	$1,750
Year-62 Week-12 Day-1 Alexandria Downs (EGY) Condition: Firm. Race 2 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.47 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Darn That Glitter 1 Olmedo 1 1/4 The Funny Bone 1 Broke smoothly from gate showed speed fanned out willingly stretch (6)	3	$2,750
Year-62 Week-9 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 38 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.83 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Rift Through Time 1 1/4 Space for Warfare 2 1/4 Top of the Empire 1 1/2 Broke quickly no factor early urged along lugged out (9)	6	$0
Year-62 Week-7 Day-5 South Pacific New Zealand Racetrack (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "The Waihi Sprint." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:23.40 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Spanish Dancing 1 3/4 Lovely Monday 1 1/4 Celt 1 Away alertly reserved between horses on rail turn was not a threat (9)	8	$0
Year-62 Week-4 Day-5 South Pacific New Zealand Racetrack (NZL) Condition: Firm. Race 9 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.79 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 1 Forward Spirit 1 1/4 Mac Karnage 1 Broke poorly forced pace fanned out kept busy stretch (11)	1	$10,000
Year-62 Week-2 Day-5 South Pacific New Zealand Racetrack (NZL) Condition: Soft. Race 8 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $14,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.67 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Time Estimate 1 3/4 The Funny Bone 1 3/4 Turn a Planet 1 Broke outwards tracked between shifted out turn bested the others (8)	2	$3,080
Year-61 Week-16 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 36 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:58.22 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Inevitable Doubt 1 1/4 Northern Moon 1 1/2 Best to Ever Do It 1 1/4 Broke quickly lagged early responded when urged belated rally (11)	10	$0
Year-61 Week-14 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 10 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:58.16 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Budancer 1 Deo Juvante 1 Sunny Flight 2 Sluggish start tracked between moved inside flattened out (8)	5	$360
Year-61 Week-9 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 14 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.93 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Avengers 1 1/4 Haytham Kenway 2 1/4 Le Ballon Rouge 1 1/4 Broke well mid pack split rivals outfinished (10)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-16 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 41 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:13.37 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Medically Induced 1 Cinema Magic 1 1/2 Never Nim 1 1/2 Broke inwards mid pack shifted out turn flattened out (8)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-14 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Firm. Race 14 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.52 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann Smile in Your Chest 2 1/2 Just Justin 1 Cinema Magic 1 Broke quickly steadied moved between horses no rally (8)	8	$0
Year-60 Week-13 Day-1 Moscow Racetrack (RUS) Condition: Firm. Race 4 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.35 *,fb,tt Jockey: Howie McCann The Funny Bone 2 3/4 Jiggle This 6 1/2 Mishriff Real A 5 3/4 Broke inwards rushed up responded when urged strongly late (4)	1	$12,500

Y67-Preseason Deceased
Y66-W3-D2 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y66-W2-D2 Moved to Last Resort Park via airplane
Y66-W1-D6 Moved to Giant Spings Racing Ranch via airplane
Y66-W1-D6 Sold to Jeremy Janitz for $1
Y65-W16-D1 Moved to Here For The Beer Stables via 1st class van
Y65-W15-D7 Moved to Price Is Right Park via 1st class van
Y65-W14-D1 Moved to Here For The Beer Stables via 1st class van
Y65-W13-D7 Moved to Price Is Right Park via 1st class airplane
Y65-W6-D2 Moved to True Blue Station via 1st class van
Y65-W5-D7 Moved to Last Resort Park via 1st class airplane
Y65-W4-D1 Moved to Here For The Beer Stables via 1st class van
Y65-W3-D7 Moved to Price Is Right Park via 1st class airplane
Y65-W2-D1 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y65-W1-D7 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class airplane
Y64-W16-D4 Moved to Spirit Dreams via 1st class van
Y64-W16-D2 Moved to Louisville Downs via 1st class airplane
Y64-W14-D5 Moved to Granite Creek International via 1st class van
Y64-W14-D4 Moved to Cyprus Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y64-W12-D5 Moved to Instant Karma Farm via 1st class van
Y64-W12-D4 Moved to Oceanside Racetrack via 1st class airplane
Y64-W10-D6 Moved to Lone Star Stables via 1st class van
Y64-W10-D4 Moved to Single Star Park via 1st class airplane
Y64-W8-D5 Moved to Rocky Top Rising Sun via 1st class van
Y64-W8-D2 Moved to Kyoto Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y64-W4-D5 Moved to A Happy Appy Farm via 1st class van
Y64-W4-D3 Moved to Hong Kong Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y64-W2-D5 Moved to Rocky Top Rising Sun via 1st class van
Y64-W2-D3 Moved to Osaka Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y63-W16-D5 Moved to Granite Creek Singapore via 1st class van
Y63-W16-D2 Moved to Singapore Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y63-W14-D5 Moved to A Happy Appy Farm via 1st class van
Y63-W14-D3 Moved to Hong Kong Racecourse via 1st class van
Y63-W11-D5 Moved to A Happy Appy Farm via 1st class van
Y63-W11-D3 Moved to Hong Kong Racecourse via 1st class van
Y63-W9-D5 Moved to A Happy Appy Farm via 1st class van
Y63-W9-D2 Moved to Hong Kong Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y63-W7-D3 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo via 1st class van
Y63-W6-D6 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park via 1st class airplane
Y63-W4-D5 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y63-W4-D4 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class airplane
Y63-W2-D5 Moved to Kingswood West via 1st class van
Y63-W2-D3 Moved to Arcadia Park via 1st class airplane
Y63-Preseason Galloped
Y63-Preseason Trainer: 'The Funny Bone' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future! Courageous, brave, bold, and ready to fight… I'm really impressed with The Funny Bone's heart!
Y63-Preseason Moved to Here For The Beer Stables via 1st class van
Y62-W16-D3 Moved to Price Is Right Park via 1st class airplane
Y62-W14-D5 Moved to Granite Creek International via 1st class van
Y62-W14-D3 Moved to Cyprus Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y62-W13-D7 Moved to Alexandria Stud via 1st class van
Y62-W13-D7 Vet: The Funny Bone doesn't have any leg problems currently. This horse should be fine tomorrow, check back with me then if you'd like.
Y62-W11-D6 Moved to Alexandria Downs via 1st class airplane
Y62-W9-D5 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y62-W9-D3 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class airplane
Y62-W9-D3 Gelded
Y62-W7-D7 Moved to True Blue Valley via 1st class van
Y62-W7-D3 Moved to New Zealand Racetrack via 1st class van
Y62-W4-D6 Moved to True Blue Valley via 1st class van
Y62-W4-D4 Moved to New Zealand Racetrack via 1st class van
Y62-W2-D6 Moved to True Blue Valley via 1st class van
Y62-W2-D3 Moved to New Zealand Racetrack via 1st class airplane
Y62-W1-D7 Galloped
Y62-W1-D7 Trainer: 'The Funny Bone' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y61-W16-D6 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y61-W16-D3 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class van
Y61-W14-D5 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y61-W14-D4 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class van
Y61-W9-D7 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y61-W9-D4 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class van
Y61-W9-D1 Galloped
Y61-W9-D1 Trainer: 'The Funny Bone' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y60-Break Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y60-W16-D3 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class van
Y60-W14-D5 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y60-W14-D4 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class airplane
Y60-W13-D1 Moved to Stolichnaya via 1st class van
Y60-W12-D6 Moved to Moscow Racetrack via 1st class airplane
Y60-W12-D4 Sold at auction to Gigi Gofaster for $1,502
Y60-Preseason Trainer: Ideal equipment is Front Bandages and Tongue Tie
Y59-Preseason Galloped
Y59-Preseason Trainer: 'The Funny Bone' really wowed me today! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be a late bloomer. You should bring him along carefully.
Y58-W13-D6 Renamed Horse 62170858564 to The Funny Bone
Y58-W13-D6 Bred for $80,000 Fee
Y58-W13-D6 Bred by Nathaniel O'Brien

Y66-W3-D2 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y66-W1-D6 Sold to Jeremy Janitz for $1
Y60-W12-D4 Sold at auction to Gigi Gofaster for $1,502
Y58-W13-D6 Bred by Nathaniel O'Brien