Rude Jokes (FL)
Deceased
dkb.g.32 - 15.3
Marking: Stripe
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $18,290
Breeder: Nena Olson
Total Points: 17
AW Points: 17
Stats: 10: 1-1-3
Dirt: 0: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 10: 1-1-3
BSF: 72
Sire: Riddle Dam: Warning Danger  
Grand Sire: Open At The Close Dam Sire: Yes Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-39 Week-12 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 1 1/16 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $35,000. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:46.60 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Fevered 1 Del Mar Magic 1 Brave Beast 1 Broke quickly mid pack moved between horses held position (12)
8 $0  
Year-39 Week-8 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 1 3/16 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:56.25 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Dream Rider 1 Gold in Dem Hills 1 1/4 Telvanni 1 Broke inwards rushed up shifted out turn even finish (8)
5 $300  
Year-39 Week-5 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 19 - 1 1/2 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 2:29.29 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Les Arts 1 3/4 Brown Eyes Blue 1 Curbs 1 1/4 Broke well reserved between horses in tight lane late interest (7)
4 $1,050  
Year-39 Week-2 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 3/16 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:56.10 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Love Every Second 1 1/2 Rush to the Rim 1 1/4 Take the Shot 1 Broke well settled well fanned out outfinished (8)
6 $0  
Year-38 Week-14 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 1/8 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:51.95 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
D's Pace Maker 2 Rude Jokes 1 Amazing Race 1 Steadied start off the pace wide off turn tried hard lane (10)
2 $4,400  
Year-38 Week-11 Day-5 Plastics Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 1/8 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:52.04 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Rude Jokes 2 3/4 Mikes Buddy 1 Battle Not Won 1 3/4 Broke quickly forced pace wide off turn urged to wire (5)
1 $7,500  
Year-38 Week-8 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 3/16 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:56.32 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Cosmo Kramer 2 1/4 Vigoroso 1 Rude Jokes 1 1/2 Bumped break chased rivals moved inside third best (8)
3 $1,500  
Year-38 Week-5 Day-5 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 1 3/16 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:56.36 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Buster Browns 1 Little Wings 1 1/4 Rude Jokes 1 1/4 Broke well tracked between moved between horses tried hard lane (9)
3 $1,500  
Year-38 Week-2 Day-1 Artificial Arena (IL) Condition: Fast. Race 17 - 1 1/8 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.68 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Till I Stand 3 Trick Or Treater 1 Irish Stabilitiy 1 Broke inwards settled outside rivals shifted out turn belated rally (10)
4 $840  
Year-37 Week-14 Day-1 Sunday Park (GBR) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 1/16 miles. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:46.55 hb,tt Jockey: Wayne Wolf
Sun After Storm 1 3/4 Fangs and Horns 1 Rude Jokes 1 Fell to knees at start showed speed shifted out turn willingly stretch (8)
3 $1,200  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-37 Week-6 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
hb,tt
1:00.51
Year-37 Week-3 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
em,hb
1:01.13
Year-36 Week-15 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
hb,tt
1:00.34
Year-36 Week-13 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
hb,nw
1:00.72
Year-36 Week-9 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
fe
1:01.02
Year-36 Week-8 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
b
1:01.28
Year-36 Week-5 Day-1 5 furlongs. All Weather.
1:01.27
Y39-W14-D6 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y39-W14-D6 Gelded
Y39-W9-D5 Galloped
Y39-W9-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Rude Jokes' should have a productive career.
Y39-Preseason Galloped
Y39-Preseason Trainer: 'Rude Jokes' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y38-W14-D1 Moved to Artificial Arena
Y38-W11-D1 Moved to Plastics Park
Y38-Preseason Moved to Artificial Arena
Y38-Preseason Galloped
Y38-Preseason Trainer: 'Rude Jokes' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y37-W12-D6 Moved to Sunday Park
Y37-W5-D7 Renamed Horse 1370120766 to Rude Jokes
Y37-W5-D7 Galloped
Y37-W5-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y37-W3-D4 Galloped
Y37-W3-D4 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y37-W2-D6 Galloped
Y37-W2-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y37-W2-D6 Galloped
Y37-W2-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-W16-D5 Vet: X-rays are coming back clear on this horse! I'd avoid too much shipping with this horse right now, it seems kind of tired.
Y36-W16-D5 Galloped
Y36-W16-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W14-D6 Galloped
Y36-W14-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W11-D3 Galloped
Y36-W11-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W11-D1 Galloped
Y36-W11-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-W10-D3 Vet: He seems to be pretty fit. This horse should run well but I'd expect a tired horse after the race.
Y36-W10-D3 Galloped
Y36-W10-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W10-D1 Vet: There are currently no physical problems that I can see. This horse seems a little sluggish to me.
Y36-W10-D1 Galloped
Y36-W10-D1 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W9-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' has been running down behind. To avoid losing too much hair, you should add bandages. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too.
Y36-W9-D3 Vet: He seems A-okay to me. This horse must have just had some exercise, a race or a workout maybe? It's time for a rest, then!
Y36-W9-D3 Galloped
Y36-W9-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-W8-D6 Galloped
Y36-W8-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W8-D3 Galloped
Y36-W8-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W7-D7 Vet: He seems A-okay to me. This horse should be okay, but if the race were today, it won't run the best race of its career, okay?
Y36-W7-D2 Galloped
Y36-W7-D2 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W6-D6 Galloped
Y36-W6-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-W6-D3 Galloped
Y36-W6-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W6-D1 Galloped
Y36-W6-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-W5-D5 Galloped
Y36-W5-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W5-D3 Galloped
Y36-W5-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W4-D5 Galloped
Y36-W4-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W4-D5 Vet: He is in solid physical condition right now, it would seem. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise!
Y36-W4-D2 Vet: He is walking soundly. This horse should be okay, but if the race were today, it won't run the best race of its career, okay?
Y36-W4-D2 Galloped
Y36-W4-D2 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W3-D6 Galloped
Y36-W3-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W2-D5 Galloped
Y36-W2-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-W2-D2 Galloped
Y36-W2-D2 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W1-D6 Galloped
Y36-W1-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W1-D6 Vet: X-rays are coming back clear on this horse! No problems here, energy wise, this horse is good to go!
Y36-W1-D4 Vet: He is in solid physical condition right now, it would seem. This horse can run in a few days but I don't think it's at its peak, you know?
Y36-W1-D3 Galloped
Y36-W1-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Horse 1370120766' should have a productive career.
Y36-W1-D1 Galloped
Y36-W1-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-Preseason Vet: He seems to be pretty fit. I'd go one more day without exercise, but this horse should be okay tomorrow. Maybe a walk around the shedrow might help?
Y36-Preseason Galloped
Y36-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-Preseason Galloped
Y36-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y36-Preseason Galloped
Y36-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1370120766' galloped around the track as if he had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, he caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y35-W16-D5 Bred by Nena Olson
Y39-W14-D6 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y35-W16-D5 Bred by Nena Olson

 

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