Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-60 Week-15 Day-5 Louisville Downs (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $50,000. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.13 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Drakon 1 1/4 Be This Dream 1 1/4 Oklahoma Sunrise 1 Broke smoothly from gate taken back fanned out outfinished (11)	5	$600
Year-60 Week-12 Day-5 Asia Kyoto Racecourse (JPN) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:49.29 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Docta 1 Tune Up the Band 1 I Can't Even 1 Broke smoothly from gate reserved between horses responded when urged gamely stretch (4)	3	$2,750
Year-60 Week-9 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 18 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $30,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:53.52 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Be This Dream 1 1/2 Pelican Beach 1 1/4 Farish 1 1/2 Broke quickly taken back responded when urged angled out late (10)	5	$450
Year-60 Week-6 Day-5 Hipodromo Golega (PRT) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 5 year olds and up. Geldings. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:53.60 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Legends Don't Fade 1 Derwin 1 As It Is 1 Away well lagged early split rivals dropped out (10)	8	$0
Year-60 Week-3 Day-1 Panama Racecourse (PAN) Condition: Muddy. Race 10 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "The Panama Hat." Sponsored by Izzy Rafferty. 6 year olds and up. Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:58.90 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers King of Cool 2 1/4 Raisin Bran 1 Mr. Black Socks 1 Clean start tracked between altered course turn no rally (5)	4	$3,500
Year-59 Week-16 Day-1 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $100,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:53.66 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 1/4 Gift for Deception 1 Tight Delivery 1 Broke well between foes responded when urged prevailed under urging (8)	1	$7,500
Year-59 Week-14 Day-1 Iza Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:53.52 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Rock Sugar Pop 1 1/4 Japan Mercury 1 Malicious Paradise 1 1/4 Broke poorly steadied behind horses urged along no rally (10)	5	$360
Year-59 Week-10 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.20 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Storm Approaching 1 Dance Floor Hero 1 Moon Unit Zappa 1 Broke smoothly from gate reserved between horses saved ground belated rally (7)	4	$700
Year-59 Week-7 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $100,000. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:59.08 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 Wood Burns 1 The Deuce 1 Broke well between rivals early saved ground urged to wire (9)	1	$12,500
Year-59 Week-4 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 23 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:59.15 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Under Frighten 1 I Can't Even 1 1/4 Montbatton 1 Broke smoothly from gate between rivals early fanned out could not stick with winner (10)	2	$2,200
Year-59 Week-1 Day-5 Florence Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 26 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $30,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.16 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Minus Z 1 Copernicium 1 1/4 I Can't Even 1 3/4 Broke well between foes split rivals willingly stretch (7)	3	$1,650
Year-58 Week-15 Day-1 Oklahoma Park (OK) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:53.65 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 1/4 Kip of the Serenes 1 1/4 Getting Sleepy 1 Clean start steadied behind horses wide turn prevailed under urging (11)	1	$5,000
Year-58 Week-12 Day-1 Hipodromo Venezuela (VEN) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $60,000. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.19 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Magic Hermit 1 Polias 1 3/4 Mystery Steel 1 Sluggish start settled well angled out even finish (7)	4	$1,400
Year-58 Week-9 Day-1 SIMperior Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. SIMperior Players Only. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:43.94 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Rock Sugar Pop 1 Joined Together 1 1/4 Mysterious Words 1 Broke well lagged early moved inside no rally (9)	5	$900
Year-58 Week-6 Day-1 Lincoln Park (NE) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:43.96 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers One Wild Secret 1 Walk Off the Earth 1 Dr. Deeds 1 1/4 Away well lagged early moved between horses flattened out (12)	5	$300
Year-58 Week-2 Day-5 Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Briliancefindsaway Stakes." 4 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:48.68 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Poet's Corner 2 1/4 The Big Cap 1 1/4 Potter King 1 Broke well no factor early on rail turn no threat (10)	10	$0
Year-57 Week-15 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:53.55 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 One Wild Secret 1 Creatures Thunder 1 1/4 Broke well between foes moved between horses willingly to wire (10)	1	$7,500
Year-57 Week-12 Day-1 Toronto Racecourse (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.16 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 1/2 Feel Above 1 Maria Rocket Z 1 Broke inwards between foes wide off turn proved best under urging (10)	1	$10,000
Year-57 Week-9 Day-1 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Starter Allowance. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.24 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Gru Gru Bean 1 I Can't Even 1 Split Seconds 1 1/2 Steadied start reserved between horses shifted out turn gamely stretch (9)	2	$3,300
Year-57 Week-6 Day-1 Lincoln Park (NE) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:44.04 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 Defend All 1 1/4 Inside Mystery 1 Broke well taken between rivals early shifted out turn strongly to wire (6)	1	$5,000
Year-57 Week-3 Day-1 Hot Springs Park (AR) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $30,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:49.03 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Better Be Happy 1 3/4 Follow Your Star 1 Always Louder 1 3/4 Fell to knees at start off the pace moved between horses no menace (9)	6	$0
Year-56 Week-16 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:49.22 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers I Can't Even 1 Stop Nagging 1 Does Not Compute 1 1/4 Away well taken between rivals early responded when urged ridden out (9)	1	$7,500
Year-56 Week-14 Day-1 Iza Park (NM) Condition: Good. Race 5 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:53.62 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Carved My Name 1 1/4 Gonna Be Myself 1 Follow Your Star 1 Broke well steadied behind horses moved inside evenly (9)	7	$0
Year-56 Week-11 Day-1 Iza Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:59.11 *,b,fe Jockey: Hailey Myers Let 'er Rip Baby 1 Brilliant Doctor 1 1/4 Teardrops Falling 1 Broke smoothly from gate held behind rivals in tight lane flattened out (10)	5	$450
Year-56 Week-4 Day-1 Run Away Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:49.22 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford I Can't Even 1 Spirit of Dean 1 1/4 All On Satin 1 Broke smoothly from gate lagged early saved ground driving to wire (9)	1	$7,500
Year-56 Week-1 Day-1 SIMperior Park (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. SIMperior Players Only. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:44.09 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Paging Dr. Jones 1 I Can't Even 1 1/4 Raise Our Sons 1 Broke well reserved between horses urged along willingly stretch (7)	2	$3,300
Year-55 Week-14 Day-1 Sure Win Park (IN) Condition: Fast. Race 12 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:44.11 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Hold Louder 1 Keefer Dean 1 I Can't Even 2 Broke outwards taken between rivals early angled out willingly stretch (8)	3	$2,200
Year-55 Week-12 Day-1 Hipodromo Venezuela (VEN) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Clasico Tricolor of Venezuela." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $200,000 - Grade 1 Entry Fee $2,000 (100 points) Finish Time 1:58.81 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Johan Thorn hd Hyperion 3 3/4 Draconian Thursday 2 1/4 Away well between foes moved between horses gave way (8)	5	$6,000
Year-55 Week-9 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Fast. Race 40 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:44.13 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Legalize It 1 Art Class 1 I Can't Even 2 Away alertly taken between rivals early fanned out gamely stretch (8)	3	$1,650
Year-55 Week-7 Day-1 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Fast. Race 24 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:44.23 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Another Freak 1 Agostino Da Lodi 1 I Can't Even 1 Steadied start middle path fanned out tried hard lane (12)	3	$1,650
Year-55 Week-4 Day-1 Panama Racecourse (PAN) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Panama Derby." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:53.57 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Fugitive Green 1 Fly Prince 1 1/2 Jesuit 1 Broke well reserved between horses wide off turn gave way (5)	4	$10,500
Year-55 Week-2 Day-1 Hipodromo Chile (CHL) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Chilean Spring Stakes." 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:43.99 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford Fugitive Green 1 I Can't Even 1 1/4 Capt Crunch Time 1 3/4 Broke well steadied moved inside willingly stretch (4)	2	$11,000
Year-54 Week-15 Day-1 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:44.11 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford I Can't Even 1 1/2 Draconian Thursday 1 1/2 Masked Hero 1 Bobbled break hustled early urged along strongly to wire (12)	1	$12,500
Year-54 Week-12 Day-5 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Fast. Race 38 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:44.06 *,b,fe Jockey: Chelsea Crawford English Knight 1 1/2 I Can't Even 1 Chakote 1 1/4 Steadied start hustled inside shifted out turn willingly stretch (12)	2	$5,500
Year-54 Week-10 Day-5 Adolescent Acres (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 24 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:44.08 b Jockey: Chelsea Crawford The Devil May Care 2 1/4 Fear the Kingdom 1 1/4 Art Class 1 Broke smoothly from gate between rivals early altered course turn outfinished (7)	5	$750

Y62-Preseason Deceased
Y61-W1-D7 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y61-W1-D7 Pensioned
Y61-W1-D7 Retired
Y60-W15-D3 Moved to Louisville Downs via 1st class airplane
Y60-W12-D5 Moved to A Japan Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y60-W12-D3 Moved to Kyoto Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y60-W9-D3 Moved to Florence Park via 1st class airplane
Y60-W6-D4 Moved to Hipodromo Golega via 1st class airplane
Y60-W5-D4 Galloped
Y60-W5-D4 Trainer: 'I Can't Even' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future! Your rider was telling me that I Can't Even is difficult to ride. Have you tried a figure 8 bridle?
Y60-W2-D7 Moved to Panama Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y59-W15-D6 Moved to Price Is Right Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W13-D7 Moved to Iza Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W4-D4 Moved to Florence Park via 1st class van
Y59-W1-D7 Moved to Spirit Dreams via 1st class van
Y59-W1-D4 Moved to Florence Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W15-D2 Moved to Ef5 Farms via 1st class van
Y58-W14-D4 Moved to Oklahoma Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W11-D6 Moved to Hipodromo Venezuela via 1st class airplane
Y58-W8-D7 Moved to SIMperior Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W5-D7 Moved to Lincoln Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W5-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y58-W2-D4 Moved to Arcadia Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-Preseason Moved to Cripple Creek Ranch via 1st class airplane
Y57-W14-D7 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs via 1st class airplane
Y57-W12-D1 Moved to Long Overdue Farm via 1st class van
Y57-W11-D7 Moved to Toronto Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y57-W8-D6 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W5-D7 Moved to Lincoln Park via 1st class airplane
Y57-W3-D1 Moved to Magic Raven Ranch via 1st class van
Y57-W2-D7 Moved to Hot Springs Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W16-D4 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W14-D2 Moved to Cripple Creek Ranch via 1st class airplane
Y56-W10-D7 Moved to Iza Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W9-D1 Galloped
Y56-W9-D1 Trainer: 'I Can't Even' is a stakes quality horse. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y56-W3-D7 Moved to Run Away Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W1-D2 Moved to Spirit Dreams via 1st class van
Y56-Preseason Moved to SIMperior Park via 1st class van
Y55-W14-D2 Moved to Tempest Keep via 1st class van
Y55-W13-D7 Moved to Sure Win Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W12-D2 Moved to Haras Cria Nacional via 1st class van
Y55-W11-D7 Moved to Hipodromo Venezuela via 1st class airplane
Y55-W9-D6 Moved to Kingswood East via 1st class van
Y55-W9-D4 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class van
Y55-W7-D2 Moved to Kingswood East via 1st class van
Y55-W6-D7 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y55-W4-D2 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y55-W3-D7 Moved to Panama Racecourse via 1st class van
Y55-W2-D2 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable via 1st class airplane
Y55-W1-D7 Moved to Hipodromo Chile via 1st class airplane
Y54-W15-D2 Moved to A Florida Hub Stable
Y54-W14-D6 Moved to Futurity Park
Y54-W14-D1 Gelded
Y54-W12-D5 Moved to Majestic Farms
Y54-W12-D3 Moved to Futurity Park
Y54-W10-D6 Moved to A Florida Hub Stable
Y54-W10-D3 Moved to Adolescent Acres
Y54-W8-D6 Whisperer: This horse prefers a nice warm summer day, if you ask me!
Y54-W8-D6 Vet: He could be prone to injury if you're not careful. This horse puts a lot into its training which is stressing the legs. Be careful not to overdo it.
Y54-W5-D7 Trainer: 'I Can't Even' bears out on the turn, I'd add blinkers to help keep him running straight. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y54-W5-D1 Galloped
Y54-W5-D1 Trainer: 'I Can't Even' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W4-D1 Galloped
Y54-W4-D1 Trainer: 'I Can't Even' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-W2-D7 Jogged
Y54-W2-D7 Galloped
Y54-W2-D7 Trainer: 'I Can't Even' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-Preseason Galloped
Y54-Preseason Trainer: 'I Can't Even' is a very special animal. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y53-W14-D2 Renamed Horse 1558210979 to I Can't Even
Y53-W4-D4 Jogged
Y53-W4-D1 Jogged
Y53-W4-D1 Galloped
Y53-W4-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a stakes quality horse.
Y53-W3-D5 Galloped
Y53-W3-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a stakes quality horse.
Y53-W3-D4 Galloped
Y53-W3-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a very special animal.
Y53-W2-D7 Galloped
Y53-W2-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a very special animal.
Y53-W2-D5 Galloped
Y53-W2-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a stakes quality horse.
Y53-W2-D3 Galloped
Y53-W2-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a stakes quality horse.
Y53-W2-D1 Galloped
Y53-W2-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a very special animal.
Y53-W1-D6 Galloped
Y53-W1-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a very special animal.
Y53-W1-D4 Galloped
Y53-W1-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a stakes quality horse. Your rider was telling me that Horse 1558210979 is difficult to ride. Have you tried a figure 8 bridle?
Y53-Preseason Galloped
Y53-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1558210979' is a very special animal.
Y52-Break Bred by Todd Lucas

Y61-W1-D7 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y52-Break Bred by Todd Lucas