Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-57 Week-8 Day-2 Trapper Creek Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $65,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.76 *,sw Jockey: Aaron Walker Alot of Wind 1 Princess Fora Day 1 1/2 Free Indeed 2 Bobbled break dictated pace split rivals flattened out (6)	4	$1,050
Year-57 Week-4 Day-4 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 6 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.79 *,sw Jockey: Aaron Turner Scorned Queen 1 3/4 Invade the Country 2 Absurdness 1 3/4 Clean start dictated pace moved inside gamely stretch (4)	3	$1,650
Year-56 Week-7 Day-2 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 7 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $8,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:25.92 *,sw Jockey: Ethan Andersen Absurdness 1 Eachpassingminute 2 3/4 Tripledowntheline 8 Clean start vied with rival angled in driving to wire (5)	1	$5,000
Year-56 Week-4 Day-4 Trapper Creek Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 5 1/2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:06.49 *,sw Jockey: Leo Moon Cover the Tracks 2 3/4 Absurdness 1 3/4 Blonde Heart -- Broke poorly flashed speed wide turn gamely stretch (3)	2	$3,300
Year-56 Week-1 Day-4 Trapper Creek Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 2 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:23.69 *,sw Jockey: Leo Moon Cover the Tracks 3 1/4 Absurdness 2 3/4 Baby Tiger -- Broke smoothly from gate prompted pace tried hard lane (3)	2	$2,200

Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $23,560)

Horse	Flat	Steeplechaser
Cheer Me Up	B-	C
Red Running Hood	B	C

Y64-Preseason Deceased
Y60-Break Pensioned
Y59-W4-D7 Lease is over. Return to Alyssa Lapa
Y59-W4-D7 Lease to Richard Diemand for $1
Y58-W2-D1 Agent: 'Absurdness' should be a good broodmare, the kind that could surprise you with a nice runner once in a while. Unfortunately, 'Absurdness' probably won't produce a very good steeplechaser.
Y58-Preseason Retired
Y57-Break Sold to Alyssa Lapa for $1
Y57-W7-D4 Moved to Trapper Creek Park via van
Y57-W3-D6 Moved to Dropping Downs via airplane
Y57-W2-D2 Galloped
Y57-W2-D2 Trainer: 'Absurdness' galloped around the track easily! I hope she isn't a morning glory. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W2-D2 Sold at auction to Red Rum for $2,001
Y56-W7-D2 Moved to Wise Owl Estate via 1st class airplane
Y56-W6-D7 Moved to Dropping Downs via 1st class airplane
Y56-W4-D4 Moved to Wise Owl Estate via 1st class airplane
Y56-W4-D2 Moved to Trapper Creek Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-W1-D4 Moved to Wise Owl Estate via 1st class airplane
Y56-W1-D2 Moved to Trapper Creek Park via 1st class airplane
Y56-Preseason Whisperer: This horse is like a duck when it comes to water, it just glides on through!
Y55-W16-D2 Swam in Pool
Y55-W15-D6 Jogged
Y55-W15-D6 Schooled in the Paddock
Y55-W15-D6 Schooled in the Gate
Y55-W15-D4 Trained with stable pony Coco Icing
Y55-W14-D6 Swam in Pool
Y55-W13-D5 Swam in Pool
Y55-W10-D1 Trained with stable pony Coco Icing
Y55-W1-D1 Trainer: 'Absurdness' keeps throwing her head and fussing with the bit. Maybe try a Sure Win Rubber Bit Holder. They work wonders! That is the only equipment she needs.
Y55-Preseason Renamed Horse 1579999401 to Absurdness
Y55-Preseason Galloped
Y55-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1579999401's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next time. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y54-Break Bred for $6,000 Fee
Y54-Break Bred by Thomas Fallon

Y59-W4-D7 Lease is over. Return to Alyssa Lapa
Y59-W4-D7 Lease to Richard Diemand for $1
Y57-Break Sold to Alyssa Lapa for $1
Y57-W2-D2 Sold at auction to Red Rum for $2,001
Y54-Break Bred by Thomas Fallon