Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-58 Week-9 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.60 *,sr,tt Jockey: Chris Yamagata Fire Link 2 1/2 Flash Like Gordon 1 Alc Funny Skits -- Broke outwards rushed up wide turn willingly stretch (3)	3	$2,750
Year-58 Week-6 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $40,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:10.25 *,sr,tt Jockey: Chris Yamagata Lux Could 1 3/4 Alc Funny Skits 2 3/4 Wicked Green 3 1/4 Broke well tucked in moved inside gained ground well (4)	2	$2,200
Year-58 Week-4 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:58.17 *,sr,tt Jockey: Chris Yamagata Warrior in a Box 1 Mad Jets Fan 3 1/4 Alc Funny Skits 10 1/4 Clean start flashed speed saved ground gamely stretch (5)	3	$2,750
Year-58 Week-2 Day-1 Hipodromo Argentino (ARG) Condition: Fast. Race 5 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:58.25 *,sr,tt Jockey: Chris Yamagata Zipwear 3 1/4 Alc Funny Skits 8 3/4 Sandia Strike 7 Broke smoothly from gate prompted pace wide turn tried hard lane (4)	2	$5,500

Y62-Preseason Deceased
Y61-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y58-W11-D4 Became a Stable Pony
Y58-W11-D4 Pensioned
Y58-W11-D4 Retired
Y58-W11-D4 Galloped
Y58-W11-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y58-W9-D1 Moved to 000 Alc Ranch via 1st class airplane
Y58-W8-D7 Moved to Puerto Rico Raceway via 1st class airplane
Y58-W8-D4 Galloped
Y58-W8-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W6-D1 Moved to 000 Alc Ranch via 1st class airplane
Y58-W5-D7 Moved to Puerto Rico Raceway via 1st class airplane
Y58-W4-D1 Moved to 000 Alc Ranch via 1st class airplane
Y58-W3-D7 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y58-W2-D1 Moved to 000 Alc Ranch via 1st class airplane
Y58-W1-D7 Moved to Hipodromo Argentino via 1st class airplane
Y58-W1-D7 Trainer: 'Alc Funny Skits' has trouble breathing while galloping. Have you tried a tongue tie? I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y58-W1-D7 Gelded
Y58-W1-D4 Galloped
Y58-W1-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W16-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W16-D4 Schooled in the Gate
Y57-W15-D5 Trained with stable pony Alc Spirit of Ru
Y57-W15-D5 Worked on the Longe Line
Y57-W9-D5 Jogged
Y57-W9-D5 Swam in Pool
Y57-W9-D2 Galloped
Y57-W9-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W8-D7 Galloped
Y57-W8-D7 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W8-D4 Galloped
Y57-W8-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W7-D4 Worked on the Longe Line
Y57-W7-D4 Galloped
Y57-W7-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W6-D5 Galloped
Y57-W6-D5 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W5-D4 Worked on the Longe Line
Y57-W5-D4 Galloped
Y57-W5-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W4-D4 Galloped
Y57-W4-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W3-D5 Galloped
Y57-W3-D5 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races! By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on Alc Funny Skits? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y57-W2-D4 Galloped
Y57-W2-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-W1-D4 Galloped
Y57-W1-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y57-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Alc Funny Skits' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience! This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y56-W1-D3 Renamed Horse 59237969763 to Alc Funny Skits
Y56-W1-D3 Bred for $15,000 Fee
Y56-W1-D3 Bred by Anthony L Carder

Y61-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y56-W1-D3 Bred by Anthony L Carder