| SIM Date |
Distance |
Equipment |
Time |
|
Year-58 Week-12 Day-7 |
4 furlongs. Turf. |
*,hb,sr
|
0:46.85 |
|
Year-57 Week-13 Day-4 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
ne
|
0:48.27 |
|
Year-57 Week-12 Day-5 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
tt
|
0:47.96 |
|
Year-57 Week-11 Day-6 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
sw
|
0:48.03 |
|
Year-57 Week-11 Day-1 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
sr
|
0:47.94 |
|
Year-57 Week-10 Day-2 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
nw
|
0:48.08 |
|
Year-57 Week-9 Day-3 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
l
|
0:48.27 |
|
Year-57 Week-8 Day-4 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
hb
|
0:48.37 |
|
Year-57 Week-7 Day-5 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
fb
|
0:47.80 |
|
Year-57 Week-6 Day-6 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
fe
|
0:48.18 |
|
Year-57 Week-5 Day-7 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
em
|
0:48.28 |
|
Year-57 Week-5 Day-1 |
4 furlongs. Dirt. |
b
|
0:48.39 |
Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings:
$18,350)
Y64-Preseason Deceased
Y63-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y62-Break Sold to Dalton Winzy for $100
Y62-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y61-W13-D2 Sold to Paul Sellers for $5,000
Y59-W16-D6 Agent: If you had a barnful of broodmares such as 'Funny Papers', you would have a formidable breeding operation! Additionally, 'Funny Papers' has potential as the dam of steeplechasers, so if you're interested in pursuing that I give you the green light!
Y59-W16-D6 Retired
Y59-W16-D5 Moved to Mr. Ed's Funny Farm via 1st class airplane
Y59-W16-D4 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W13-D5 Moved to Mr. Ed's Funny Farm via 1st class airplane
Y59-W13-D4 Moved to Middleground Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W11-D5 Moved to We've Got Lions Farm via 1st class van
Y59-W11-D4 Moved to Kenya Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y59-W8-D6 Moved to Paris Race Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W6-D5 Moved to Mr. Ed's Funny Farm via 1st class airplane
Y59-W6-D4 Moved to Long Island Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W5-D7 Trainer: 'Funny Papers' is not versatile
Y59-W3-D5 Moved to Haras Tempura via 1st class van
Y59-W3-D4 Moved to Turkish Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y58-W16-D5 Moved to Dare To Dream Europe via 1st class van
Y58-W16-D3 Moved to Fledgling Park via 1st class airplane
Y58-W14-D1 Moved to Serra do Mar via 1st class van
Y58-W13-D7 Moved to Hipodromo Brazil via 1st class airplane
Y58-W12-D7 Renamed Horse 60184040355 to Funny Papers
Y58-W12-D7 Whisperer: It's hard to get a read on this horse. I don't hear anything that indicates She cares about weather condition.
Y58-W12-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' is scared of her own shadow! Maybe a shadow roll would work? I think she needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y58-W12-D7 Vet: There are currently no physical problems that I can see with Horse 60184040355. This horse is ready to race! Have you ever noticed that Horse 60184040355 is sore in the morning? Maybe try some bandages.
Y58-W12-D7 Vet: I don't see anything going on with Horse 60184040355's legs right now. Look how dappled and happy this horse looks! You're good to go!
Y58-W11-D7 Jogged
Y58-W11-D6 Galloped
Y58-W11-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' really wowed me today! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y58-W11-D6 Swam in Pool
Y58-W11-D6 Jogged
Y58-W8-D7 Galloped
Y58-W8-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y58-W2-D6 Jogged
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W16-D6 Jogged
Y57-W4-D5 Jogged
Y57-W4-D4 Walked the Shedrow
Y57-W4-D4 Trained with stable pony Alpaca's War
Y57-W4-D4 Schooled in the Paddock
Y57-W4-D4 Schooled in the Gate
Y57-W4-D1 Galloped
Y57-W4-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W3-D5 Galloped
Y57-W3-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W3-D2 Galloped
Y57-W3-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W2-D6 Galloped
Y57-W2-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-W2-D4 Galloped
Y57-W2-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' sure moves like a very nice horse! This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y57-Preseason Galloped
Y57-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 60184040355' really wowed me out there! This is at least an allowance horse with some stakes potential. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y56-Break Bred for $45,000 Fee
Y56-Break Bred by Pete Vella
Y63-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y62-Break Sold to Dalton Winzy for $100
Y62-Preseason Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y61-W13-D2 Sold to Paul Sellers for $5,000
Y56-Break Bred by Pete Vella