Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-62 Week-7 Day-1 Marathon Racecourse (SD) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 1 3/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 2:19.54 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Ferocity 'n Velocity 1 1/2 Number Five 1 Purlin Merlin 1 Broke outwards steadied behind horses moved inside tired late (11)	9	$0
Year-62 Week-4 Day-5 Lakeway Park (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:53.41 *,em,l Jockey: Abbey McGowan King Saul 1 1/2 Unbreakable Keep 1 3/4 Why So Serious 1 Broke well hustled early shifted out turn gamely stretch (8)	3	$2,750
Year-62 Week-2 Day-1 Phoenix Racecourse (AZ) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Claiming. Claiming price $25,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.22 *,em,l Jockey: Abbey McGowan Night and Days 1 Galaxy Prince 1 Circle of Jacks 1 Broke well flashed speed moved inside held position (9)	5	$450
Year-61 Week-15 Day-5 Lakeway Park (MD) Condition: Good. Race 9 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Maryland Sweepstakes Classic." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Restricted to MD-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:48.99 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann The Well Regarded 1 1/2 Dream in Colour 1 1/4 Fixation 1 Broke well settled fanned out flattened out (10)	4	$3,500
Year-61 Week-14 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:59.02 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann World of Lies 1 Why So Serious 1 Eugenio 1 1/2 Broke well tracked between moved between horses could not stick with winner (9)	2	$5,500
Year-61 Week-12 Day-1 Kolkata Racecourse (IND) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $10,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:53.60 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Glory of Sadness 1 The Snow King 1 1/4 Why So Serious 1 Stumbled start steadied urged along willingly stretch (8)	3	$1,100
Year-61 Week-10 Day-1 Hipodromo Peru (PER) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 1 1/2 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 2:26.21 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Delicate Situation 1 Why So Serious 1 Floyd 1 Away well showed speed angled out willingly stretch (6)	2	$5,500
Year-61 Week-7 Day-5 Legacy Downs (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 3/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Restricted to MD-Breds. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:53.58 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Faerie Secrets 1 Dianthus 1 1/4 Queen of Omaha 1 Broke quickly showed speed on rail turn evenly (8)	6	$0
Year-61 Week-5 Day-5 Lexington Race Course (KY) Condition: Good. Race 6 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:48.82 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Front Cover 1 Throwing Shade 2 Refinish 1 1/2 Broke inwards taken between rivals early wide off turn evenly (9)	9	$0
Year-61 Week-3 Day-5 Koko O Na Moku Track (HI) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:59.07 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Apocalypse Rising 1 Wild Dreams 1 Why So Serious 1 Bobbled break taken between rivals early saved ground gamely stretch (8)	3	$2,750
Year-61 Week-1 Day-5 Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Fern Stakes." 4 year olds. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:43.66 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Ninjago 3/4 Green Eyed Affair 1 Fireblood 1 1/4 Clean start under firm hold urged along no kick (8)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-15 Day-5 Lakeway Park (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Maryland Sweepstakes Derby." 3 year olds. Stakes. Restricted to MD-Breds. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:43.95 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Dream in Colour 1 1/4 Why So Serious 1 3/4 Crazy Diamond 1 1/2 Away well rushed up wide turn could not match winner (6)	2	$11,000
Year-60 Week-13 Day-1 Dominican Republic Downs (DOM) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 1 1/2 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "The Routers' Sprint." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 2:26.01 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Thor nck Known Attitude 2 Timeless Watcher 1 Broke well tracked between fanned out no kick (8)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-10 Day-1 Hipodromo Peru (PER) Condition: Fast. Race 2 - 1 1/2 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 2:25.99 *,em,l Jockey: Abbey McGowan Stormdragon 2 1/2 Justice League 2 1/4 Why So Serious 1 1/2 Away alertly battled shifted out turn gamely stretch (6)	3	$2,750
Year-60 Week-8 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 1/4 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:59.04 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Browneyes 1 3/4 Wonderful Team 1 He Went That Way 1 Away well rushed up on rail turn even finish (9)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-6 Day-1 Panama Racecourse (PAN) Condition: Fast. Race 1 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Panama Jewel." 3 year olds. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:49.12 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Gallantry Try 1 1/4 Succeed 1 3/4 Phonsie 1 Broke inwards chased rivals shifted out turn no kick (6)	6	$0
Year-60 Week-3 Day-1 Albuquerque Park (NM) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:44.03 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Why So Serious 1 1/2 Follow the Moment 1 3/4 Still Happy 1 Broke inwards showed speed fanned out strongly to wire (8)	1	$6,000
Year-59 Week-16 Day-5 Turkish Racecourse (TUR) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Nevsehir Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $150,000 - Grade 2 Entry Fee $1,500 (80 points) Finish Time 1:48.90 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Zane nck Kitajima 1 1/2 Surge Forward 1 Away alertly settled well angled out hung (8)	5	$4,500
Year-59 Week-14 Day-5 Turkish Racecourse (TUR) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "That Voodoo Youdo Stakes." 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Stakes. Purse $100,000 - Grade 3 Entry Fee $1,000 (60 points) Finish Time 1:43.90 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Ninjago 1/2 Kitajima 1/2 Zane 3/4 Broke well chased rivals in tight lane flattened out (5)	4	$7,000
Year-59 Week-11 Day-5 Turkish Racecourse (TUR) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 1 1/16 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:44.17 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Why So Serious 1 1/2 Seek Forgiveness 1 1/2 Cure the Land 1 3/4 Steadied start hustled early advanced on rail strongly late (5)	1	$12,500
Year-59 Week-9 Day-7 Barrier Trial. Brooklyn Raceway (NY) Condition: Fast. Race 8 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Entry Fee 500 Game Points Finish Time 0:57.29 *,em,l Jockey: Howie McCann Why So Serious 1 3/4 Chase Your Fate 1 Undiscovered 3 3/4 Broke inwards rushed up altered course turn willingly to wire (4)	1	$0

Y62-W14-D3 Deceased
Y62-W14-D3 Renamed to Why So Serious II
Y62-W9-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y62-W7-D1 Moved to Oakwood Farms via 1st class van
Y62-W6-D6 Moved to Marathon Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y62-W4-D5 Moved to True Blue Park via 1st class van
Y62-W4-D4 Moved to Lakeway Park via 1st class airplane
Y62-W2-D1 Moved to Chiricahua Farm via 1st class van
Y62-W1-D7 Moved to Phoenix Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y62-Preseason Gelded
Y61-W15-D5 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W15-D4 Moved to Lakeway Park via 1st class airplane
Y61-W15-D4 Vet: Why So Serious doesn't have any leg problems currently. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise!
Y61-W14-D1 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W13-D7 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs via 1st class airplane
Y61-W12-D2 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W11-D7 Moved to Kolkata Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y61-W10-D2 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W9-D6 Moved to Hipodromo Peru via 1st class airplane
Y61-W7-D5 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W7-D3 Moved to Legacy Downs via 1st class airplane
Y61-W6-D1 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W5-D3 Moved to Lexington Race Course via 1st class airplane
Y61-W3-D5 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W3-D4 Moved to Koko O Na Moku Track via 1st class airplane
Y61-W1-D5 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y61-W1-D4 Moved to Arcadia Park via 1st class airplane
Y61-Preseason Galloped
Y61-Preseason Trainer: 'Why So Serious' is a very special animal. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y60-W15-D5 Moved to 007 Race Farm via 1st class airplane
Y60-W15-D3 Moved to Lakeway Park via 1st class airplane
Y60-W13-D1 Moved to Rancho Dominicana via 1st class van
Y60-W12-D6 Moved to Dominican Republic Downs via 1st class airplane
Y60-W10-D5 Moved to Peruvian National via 1st class van
Y60-W9-D7 Moved to Hipodromo Peru via 1st class airplane
Y60-W8-D7 Galloped
Y60-W8-D7 Trainer: 'Why So Serious' is a very special animal. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y60-W7-D7 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y60-W6-D2 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable via 1st class van
Y60-W5-D6 Moved to Panama Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y60-W3-D3 Moved to Cripple Creek Ranch via 1st class van
Y60-W2-D7 Moved to Albuquerque Park via 1st class airplane
Y59-W16-D5 Moved to Haras Tempura via 1st class van
Y59-W16-D3 Moved to Turkish Racecourse via 1st class van
Y59-W14-D5 Moved to Haras Tempura via 1st class van
Y59-W14-D3 Moved to Turkish Racecourse via 1st class van
Y59-W11-D5 Moved to Haras Tempura via 1st class van
Y59-W11-D3 Moved to Turkish Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y59-W9-D7 Moved to Fox Lair via 1st class van
Y59-W9-D5 Moved to Brooklyn Raceway via 1st class van
Y59-W9-D1 Trainer: Ideal equipment is Ear Muffs and Lasix
Y59-W9-D1 Horse Talent Checked
Y59-W9-D1 Trainer: 'Why So Serious' is a very special animal. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y59-W8-D5 Sold to Gigi Gofaster for $900,000
Y59-W7-D7 Trainer: 'Why So Serious' is not versatile
Y59-W6-D1 Jogged
Y59-W5-D6 Trained with stable pony Tuscany
Y59-W5-D4 Schooled in the Gate
Y59-W5-D3 Schooled in the Paddock
Y59-W4-D7 Trained with stable pony Tuscany
Y59-W4-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y59-W3-D1 Galloped
Y59-W3-D1 Trainer: 'Why So Serious' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y59-W2-D6 Schooled in the Paddock
Y59-W2-D4 Schooled in the Gate
Y59-W2-D1 Swam in Pool
Y59-W1-D6 Trained with stable pony Tuscany
Y59-Preseason Galloped
Y59-Preseason Trainer: 'Why So Serious' is a very special animal. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W15-D1 Walked the Shedrow
Y58-W10-D7 Renamed Horse 60251229271 to Why So Serious
Y58-W6-D7 Walked the Shedrow
Y58-W5-D7 Galloped
Y58-W5-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a very special animal. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W5-D6 Jogged
Y58-W5-D4 Jogged
Y58-W5-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y58-W4-D7 Galloped
Y58-W4-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W4-D4 Galloped
Y58-W4-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W4-D1 Galloped
Y58-W4-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W3-D7 Jogged
Y58-W3-D4 Galloped
Y58-W3-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W3-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y58-W2-D5 Worked on the Longe Line
Y58-W2-D1 Galloped
Y58-W2-D1 Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a stakes quality horse. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y58-W1-D5 Worked on the Longe Line
Y58-W1-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y58-Preseason Vet: Horse 60251229271 is currently totally healthy! This horse isn't even tired! Just so you know, I scoped Horse 60251229271 today. You might want to start using Lasix.
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is terribly nervous. Ear muffs could settle him right down. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y58-Preseason Whisperer: When faced with a wet surface, I feel this horse would attempt to sprout wings and avoid it that way.
Y58-Preseason Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y58-Preseason Galloped
Y58-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 60251229271' is a very special animal. This horse should progress throughout their career, but don’t wait too long to get them to the races!
Y57-Preseason Bred by Kris Bobby

Y62-W9-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y59-W8-D5 Sold to Gigi Gofaster for $900,000
Y57-Preseason Bred by Kris Bobby