Distortionary (FL)
Retired Pensioned - Stable Pony
bl.m.8 - 16.2
Marking: Snip
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $49,640
Owner: Gregwyn T
Breeder: Mike Bryant
Location: Paradise Acres (FL)

Total Points: 40
Dirt Points: 40
Stats: 13: 2-3-0
Dirt: 13: 2-3-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 0: 0-0-0
BSF: 86
Sire: Alacazam Dam: Memento  
Grand Sire: Parody Dam Sire: Walk Off Grandslam Not for sale
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Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings
Year-62 Week-14 Day-5 Arcadia Park (CA) Condition: Muddy. Race 13 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.23 *,em,fe Jockey: Garry Rivers
Show of Madness 1 Sim Devil 1 1/2 Yipseedoodle 1 Broke inwards off the pace shifted out turn no threat (9)
4 $1,750
Year-62 Week-11 Day-5 Dashing Downs (KS) Condition: Good. Race 4 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:14.02 *,em,fe Jockey: Garry Rivers
The Train Station 1 That's How It Is 1 Boydontcallmeangel 1 Broke well lagged early altered course turn lacked response (11)
8 $0
Year-62 Week-8 Day-1 Seattle Downs (WA) Condition: Muddy. Race 5 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $30,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:23.26 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Distortionary 1 1/4 Dontstareatmika 2 1/4 Hooligan Justify 2 1/4 Broke well prompted pace urged along won under mild drive (5)
1 $7,500
Year-62 Week-5 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Good. Race 3 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Jouvert Dash." 3 year olds and up. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:08.70 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Nimdiddly 2 3/4 The Devil's Hand 1 1/4 Get Him Instantly 1 1/4 Broke well lagged early responded when urged lugged out (11)
10 $0
Year-62 Week-3 Day-1 Puerto Rico Raceway (PRI) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $24,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:09.28 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Sinister Secrets 1 1/2 Sinister Looks 1 1/4 Fever Survivor 1 3/4 Broke quickly between rivals early saved ground no menace (8)
7 $0
Year-62 Week-1 Day-1 Trinidad Racecourse (TTO) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:14.02 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
The Silver Moll 1 Truthspeaker 1 1/4 On a Bunny 1 Broke well chased pace saved ground tired (7)
6 $0
Year-61 Week-15 Day-1 Hipodromo Uruguay (URY) Condition: Muddy. Race 6 - 7 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. NW2 Lifetime. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:23.33 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Bringing Sin Back 1 Distortionary 1 Wicked Bunny 1 Fell to knees at start settled in tight lane gamely stretch (6)
2 $2,640
Year-61 Week-12 Day-1 Colombia Racecourse (COL) Condition: Sloppy. Race 2 - 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Copa Atlantico." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:14.01 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Dull Champagne 1 Al Nizwar 1 Reduce the Takeout 1 1/4 Away alertly tracked between angled out belated rally (7)
5 $1,500
Year-61 Week-10 Day-1 Denver Downs (CO) Condition: Sloppy. Race 2 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Denver Debutante." 2 year olds. Fillies. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:09.07 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Just This Instant 2 3/4 Distortionary 1 Rascal Lover 1 1/4 Broke well battled moved inside gamely stretch (7)
2 $11,000
Year-61 Week-7 Day-5 Child's Play Park (CAN) Condition: Sloppy. Race 6 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Allowance. Purse $25,000 (20 points) Finish Time 0:57.27 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Brave World 1 1/4 Hitting Lika Storm 1 3/4 Heart On Hold 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate dictated pace in tight lane evenly (6)
4 $1,750
Year-61 Week-5 Day-1 Child's Play Park (CAN) Condition: Good. Race 4 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.25 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Distortionary 1 1/4 The Upper Hand 1 1/4 Faith From Nevada 1 Away alertly prompted pace urged along driving to wire (11)
1 $12,500
Year-61 Week-3 Day-1 Child's Play Park (CAN) Condition: Sloppy. Race 2 - 5 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:57.09 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Worldly Shot 1 1/2 Leading Empire 1 Lady of Lights 1 3/4 Broke inwards chased pace wide off turn hung (10)
6 $0
Year-61 Week-1 Day-1 Jamaica Racecourse (JAM) Condition: Sloppy. Race 9 - 4 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. "Rakkadash Stakes." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 0:44.64 *,em,fe Jockey: Rebecca McGowan
Peach Melba 3 1/2 Distortionary 1 3/4 Flameheart Sanctum 1 Clean start settled saved ground could not stick with winner (6)
2 $11,000
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-60 Week-15 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:35.02
Year-60 Week-13 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:35.20
Year-60 Week-11 Day-6 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:35.20
Year-60 Week-10 Day-3 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:35.15
Year-60 Week-9 Day-2 2 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:21.75
Year-60 Week-8 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:35.08
Year-60 Week-7 Day-2 3 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:35.16
Year-60 Week-6 Day-1 2 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:21.74
Year-60 Week-5 Day-1 2 furlongs. Dirt.
*,em,fe
0:21.83
Y63-W2-D1 Moved to Paradise Acres via 1st class airplane
Y63-W2-D1 Became a Stable Pony
Y63-W2-D1 Pensioned
Y63-W2-D1 Retired
Y63-Preseason Galloped
Y62-W14-D6 Moved to Kingswood West via 1st class van
Y62-W14-D4 Moved to Arcadia Park via 1st class airplane
Y62-W11-D6 Moved to Highbury Paddocks via 1st class van
Y62-W11-D4 Moved to Dashing Downs via 1st class airplane
Y62-W8-D1 Moved to Madrona Ridge Farm via 1st class van
Y62-W8-D1 Claimed by GT Stables for $30,000
Y62-W7-D6 Moved to Seattle Downs via airplane
Y62-W5-D1 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali via airplane
Y62-W4-D6 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse via van
Y62-W3-D1 Moved to Inspiration Stud via airplane
Y62-W2-D6 Moved to Puerto Rico Raceway via airplane
Y62-W1-D1 Moved to Inspiration Stud via van
Y62-Preseason Moved to Trinidad Racecourse via airplane
Y61-W15-D1 Moved to Haras Cozumel via van
Y61-W14-D6 Moved to Hipodromo Uruguay via airplane
Y61-W12-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y61-W11-D6 Moved to Colombia Racecourse via van
Y61-W11-D6 Moved to Rancho de las Estrellas via 1st class airplane
Y61-W10-D2 Horse Talent Checked
Y61-W10-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y61-W9-D7 Moved to Denver Downs via 1st class airplane
Y61-W7-D5 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y61-W7-D3 Moved to Child's Play Park via airplane
Y61-W5-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via 1st class airplane
Y61-W4-D6 Moved to Child's Play Park via 1st class airplane
Y61-W3-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables via airplane
Y61-W2-D6 Moved to Child's Play Park via airplane
Y61-W1-D1 Moved to Iron City Louisiana via airplane
Y61-Preseason Moved to Jamaica Racecourse via 1st class airplane
Y60-W16-D5 Jogged
Y60-W16-D1 Worked on the Longe Line
Y60-W15-D6 Moved to Iron City Louisiana via van
Y60-W15-D1 Sold at auction to Robert Mcg for $45,002
Y60-W9-D2 Galloped
Y60-W2-D3 Jogged
Y60-W2-D3 Walked the Shedrow
Y60-W2-D3 Swam in Pool
Y60-W2-D3 Trained with stable pony Beats Per Minute
Y60-W2-D3 Galloped
Y60-W1-D6 Renamed Horse 62885192689 to Distortionary
Y60-W1-D6 Jogged
Y60-W1-D6 Worked on the Longe Line
Y60-W1-D6 Walked the Shedrow
Y60-W1-D6 Swam in Pool
Y60-W1-D6 Trained with stable pony Beats Per Minute
Y60-W1-D6 Schooled in the Paddock
Y60-W1-D6 Schooled in the Gate
Y60-W1-D6 Galloped
Y60-Preseason Galloped
Y59-W7-D5 Bred for $35,000 Fee
Y59-W7-D5 Bred by Mike Bryant

Y62-W8-D1 Claimed by GT Stables for $30,000
Y60-W15-D1 Sold at auction to Robert Mcg for $45,002
Y59-W7-D5 Bred by Mike Bryant

 

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